Impress a Girl
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What is the best way to impress a girl? :cool: Taking into account that you are a bit over weight? :^) Any bright ideas??? --- With best regards, A Manchester United Fan The Genius of a true fool is that he can mess up a foolproof plan!
a) Let her speak. b) Make her laugh. c) Be a gentleman: open doors and be polite. d) Don't talk with your mouth full. e) Don't eat anything you can spill on your shirt (only cos you will). f) Find some common ground and explore it. x) Don't mention United if she is a City fan! But, and here is the important one, enjoy yourself: if she sees you enjoying the night she's far more likely to as well. Oh and remember: she knows you're nervous! www.merrens.com
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What is the best way to impress a girl? :cool: Taking into account that you are a bit over weight? :^) Any bright ideas??? --- With best regards, A Manchester United Fan The Genius of a true fool is that he can mess up a foolproof plan!
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Don't try and impress her. regards, Paul Watson Ireland Feed Henry! K(arl) wrote: oh, and BTW, CHRISTIAN ISN'T A PARADOX, HE IS A TASMANIAN!
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Don't try and impress her.
Damn right - for two reasons - one, you'll probably cock it up, and two - grrrlllsss don't generally respond to it anyway - just think you a tosser ;) "Now I guess I'll sit back and watch people misinterpret what I just said......" Christian Graus At The Soapbox
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Im my experience confidence is the key.... If you're not confident - fake it, and when she relaises you're a "cute, scared little thing inside", usually buys brownie points lol "Now I guess I'll sit back and watch people misinterpret what I just said......" Christian Graus At The Soapbox
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Dr Reedo wrote:
don't tell rude ladish jokes
Unless she is an Essex girl. regards, Paul Watson Ireland Feed Henry! K(arl) wrote: oh, and BTW, CHRISTIAN ISN'T A PARADOX, HE IS A TASMANIAN!
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a) Let her speak. b) Make her laugh. c) Be a gentleman: open doors and be polite. d) Don't talk with your mouth full. e) Don't eat anything you can spill on your shirt (only cos you will). f) Find some common ground and explore it. x) Don't mention United if she is a City fan! But, and here is the important one, enjoy yourself: if she sees you enjoying the night she's far more likely to as well. Oh and remember: she knows you're nervous! www.merrens.com
www.bkmrx.comg) Dont be too nice and wimpy, that will only land you a spot on her friend list.. h) Show some confidence
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What is the best way to impress a girl? :cool: Taking into account that you are a bit over weight? :^) Any bright ideas??? --- With best regards, A Manchester United Fan The Genius of a true fool is that he can mess up a foolproof plan!
I always try to be honest. If she asks "What do you think about my new shoes?" and you think they're ugly: say so. ;-) (really I do, my wife doesn't like me saying it, but she always admits she really appreciates my honesty) PS: If the time comes: duck :-D Coulda, woulda, shoulda doesn't matter if you don't. -- modified at 7:08 Friday 24th March, 2006
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What is the best way to impress a girl? :cool: Taking into account that you are a bit over weight? :^) Any bright ideas??? --- With best regards, A Manchester United Fan The Genius of a true fool is that he can mess up a foolproof plan!
No idea. Women's mind is a mistery to me, and I have been happily married for 5+ years.
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What is the best way to impress a girl? :cool: Taking into account that you are a bit over weight? :^) Any bright ideas??? --- With best regards, A Manchester United Fan The Genius of a true fool is that he can mess up a foolproof plan!
Listen. Ask about what she does, went to vacation last, whatever, and listen very carefully to what she is interested in/excited about. Ask more about that, and hopefully you might know just enough about it to allow you to ask interesting questions. Admit your ignorance in any case, let her teach you about it and get excited about what she is excited about. You will end up with respect for her intellectually, and she will know it. This will impress her. DTrent
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g) Dont be too nice and wimpy, that will only land you a spot on her friend list.. h) Show some confidence
Yeah, should have added those as well: good call. www.merrens.com
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What is the best way to impress a girl? :cool: Taking into account that you are a bit over weight? :^) Any bright ideas??? --- With best regards, A Manchester United Fan The Genius of a true fool is that he can mess up a foolproof plan!
All advice here is good, but for god's sake don't tell her you're a programmer! ;P
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All advice here is good, but for god's sake don't tell her you're a programmer! ;P
:laugh: regards, Mircea Many people spend their life going to sleep when they’re not sleepy and waking up while they still are.
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What is the best way to impress a girl? :cool: Taking into account that you are a bit over weight? :^) Any bright ideas??? --- With best regards, A Manchester United Fan The Genius of a true fool is that he can mess up a foolproof plan!
V2.0 was right, be natural and remember friendship is an important part of any relationship. One reason the relationship I'm in works so well is that we were friends first and I wasn't pressured. Elaine :rose: The tigress is here :-D
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All advice here is good, but for god's sake don't tell her you're a programmer! ;P
Really? Programmers are seen as persons who are serious. Now for some girls that by itself is a headstart. Not to mention that these geek jobs also let them know that you're a smart mf. And they love that. Of course she will want to prove that she's a smart mf too. So she will see other guys behind your back when you're into the long hours at work, to proove herself she's smarter than you. Because you're a smart mf you'll catch her doing it pretty soon and you will end your relationship. So you'd better pretend to be an astrologist. regards, Mircea Many people spend their life going to sleep when they’re not sleepy and waking up while they still are.
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All advice here is good, but for god's sake don't tell her you're a programmer! ;P
I now tell them up front. I am a programmer, I love my job. and I like to program in my spare time. Doesn't get me more action, but makes the non-action parts much less complicated.
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What is the best way to impress a girl? :cool: Taking into account that you are a bit over weight? :^) Any bright ideas??? --- With best regards, A Manchester United Fan The Genius of a true fool is that he can mess up a foolproof plan!
Save My Soul - (SMS) wrote:
Taking into account that you are a bit over weight?
Get some baby oil...Lots of baby oil. Get a thong. Get a "boom box". Go over to her front door. Put on the thong (and nothing else). Oil up your entire body. Put on the raunchiest rap song you can think of, ring the doorbell...and dance. Dance like you've never danced before. If you're not arrested then she's yours forever.
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What is the best way to impress a girl? :cool: Taking into account that you are a bit over weight? :^) Any bright ideas??? --- With best regards, A Manchester United Fan The Genius of a true fool is that he can mess up a foolproof plan!
Light your farts on fire. Chicks really dig pyrotechnics. ------- sig starts "I've heard some drivers saying, 'We're going too fast here...'. If you're not here to race, go the hell home - don't come here and grumble about going too fast. Why don't you tie a kerosene rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt "...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001
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Save My Soul - (SMS) wrote:
Taking into account that you are a bit over weight?
Get some baby oil...Lots of baby oil. Get a thong. Get a "boom box". Go over to her front door. Put on the thong (and nothing else). Oil up your entire body. Put on the raunchiest rap song you can think of, ring the doorbell...and dance. Dance like you've never danced before. If you're not arrested then she's yours forever.
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: I doubt it would work, but the rest of us would get a good laugh out of it! :-> Anna :rose: Currently working mostly on: Visual Lint :cool: Anna's Place | Tears and Laughter "Be yourself - not what others think you should be" - Marcia Graesch "Anna's just a sexy-looking lesbian tart" - A friend, trying to wind me up. It didn't work.
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What is the best way to impress a girl? :cool: Taking into account that you are a bit over weight? :^) Any bright ideas??? --- With best regards, A Manchester United Fan The Genius of a true fool is that he can mess up a foolproof plan!
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Don't go overboard but women will notice the little things, especially how you take care of yourself (and therefore, how you're likely to take care of her). Make sure you've washed and shaved, clean & pressed clothes, cut fingernails, combed hair, aftershave and deodorant applied. No point falling at the first hurdle because you couldn't be bothered making an effort! It's old advice, but if you can make her laugh you're halfway there. Try being a little bit cheekier than you normally would - it makes you look more confident than you might be and should relax the mood a little bit too. Above all else, have fun - don't forget, you're not out to prove that you're good enough for her, she needs to prove that she's good enough for you!! :-D Good luck - let us know how it goes Dave Don't take life too seriously - no one gets out alive anyway...!!!
and that is why all models date rockstars :P
