Impress a Girl
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What is the best way to impress a girl? :cool: Taking into account that you are a bit over weight? :^) Any bright ideas??? --- With best regards, A Manchester United Fan The Genius of a true fool is that he can mess up a foolproof plan!
V2.0 was right, be natural and remember friendship is an important part of any relationship. One reason the relationship I'm in works so well is that we were friends first and I wasn't pressured. Elaine :rose: The tigress is here :-D
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All advice here is good, but for god's sake don't tell her you're a programmer! ;P
Really? Programmers are seen as persons who are serious. Now for some girls that by itself is a headstart. Not to mention that these geek jobs also let them know that you're a smart mf. And they love that. Of course she will want to prove that she's a smart mf too. So she will see other guys behind your back when you're into the long hours at work, to proove herself she's smarter than you. Because you're a smart mf you'll catch her doing it pretty soon and you will end your relationship. So you'd better pretend to be an astrologist. regards, Mircea Many people spend their life going to sleep when they’re not sleepy and waking up while they still are.
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All advice here is good, but for god's sake don't tell her you're a programmer! ;P
I now tell them up front. I am a programmer, I love my job. and I like to program in my spare time. Doesn't get me more action, but makes the non-action parts much less complicated.
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What is the best way to impress a girl? :cool: Taking into account that you are a bit over weight? :^) Any bright ideas??? --- With best regards, A Manchester United Fan The Genius of a true fool is that he can mess up a foolproof plan!
Save My Soul - (SMS) wrote:
Taking into account that you are a bit over weight?
Get some baby oil...Lots of baby oil. Get a thong. Get a "boom box". Go over to her front door. Put on the thong (and nothing else). Oil up your entire body. Put on the raunchiest rap song you can think of, ring the doorbell...and dance. Dance like you've never danced before. If you're not arrested then she's yours forever.
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What is the best way to impress a girl? :cool: Taking into account that you are a bit over weight? :^) Any bright ideas??? --- With best regards, A Manchester United Fan The Genius of a true fool is that he can mess up a foolproof plan!
Light your farts on fire. Chicks really dig pyrotechnics. ------- sig starts "I've heard some drivers saying, 'We're going too fast here...'. If you're not here to race, go the hell home - don't come here and grumble about going too fast. Why don't you tie a kerosene rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt "...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001
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Save My Soul - (SMS) wrote:
Taking into account that you are a bit over weight?
Get some baby oil...Lots of baby oil. Get a thong. Get a "boom box". Go over to her front door. Put on the thong (and nothing else). Oil up your entire body. Put on the raunchiest rap song you can think of, ring the doorbell...and dance. Dance like you've never danced before. If you're not arrested then she's yours forever.
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: I doubt it would work, but the rest of us would get a good laugh out of it! :-> Anna :rose: Currently working mostly on: Visual Lint :cool: Anna's Place | Tears and Laughter "Be yourself - not what others think you should be" - Marcia Graesch "Anna's just a sexy-looking lesbian tart" - A friend, trying to wind me up. It didn't work.
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What is the best way to impress a girl? :cool: Taking into account that you are a bit over weight? :^) Any bright ideas??? --- With best regards, A Manchester United Fan The Genius of a true fool is that he can mess up a foolproof plan!
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Don't go overboard but women will notice the little things, especially how you take care of yourself (and therefore, how you're likely to take care of her). Make sure you've washed and shaved, clean & pressed clothes, cut fingernails, combed hair, aftershave and deodorant applied. No point falling at the first hurdle because you couldn't be bothered making an effort! It's old advice, but if you can make her laugh you're halfway there. Try being a little bit cheekier than you normally would - it makes you look more confident than you might be and should relax the mood a little bit too. Above all else, have fun - don't forget, you're not out to prove that you're good enough for her, she needs to prove that she's good enough for you!! :-D Good luck - let us know how it goes Dave Don't take life too seriously - no one gets out alive anyway...!!!
and that is why all models date rockstars :P
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What is the best way to impress a girl? :cool: Taking into account that you are a bit over weight? :^) Any bright ideas??? --- With best regards, A Manchester United Fan The Genius of a true fool is that he can mess up a foolproof plan!
Dude, look at women like American-TV star Nikki Cox. She's got an unreal body, has been drooled over for years and who's she married to? A very, um, less than average looking guy who's a famous comic. The key: he makes her laugh and therefore, she enjoys herself around him. Therefore, you have to determine if you make each other feel good. If that's the case, then there's a possibility and you pursue that. Otherwise, you go in a different direction Remember that looks/body are only a small part of the equation and only serve to get her attention in the beginning. After that, you still have to have chemistry together. [Update] Just read that she and famous comic Bob Goldthwait were engaged for years, but didn't marry. Now she's engaged to another comic, Jay Mohr. Like most girls, she digs guys that make her laugh Tom Archer (blog) Program Manager MSDN Online (Windows Vista and Visual C++) MICROSOFT -- modified at 10:34 Friday 24th March, 2006
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Relax and be yourself. If being yourself doesn't "impress" the girl, then there probably isn't any future in the relationship. Do you know this girl? Treat her like a person and not as "conquest". Talk to her, you'll soon know if she is interested in becoming friends. And from friendship something else may blossom. Michael CP Blog [^] Development Blog [^]
Michael P Butler wrote:
And from friendship something else may blossom.
Yeah, thats the best way ;) I've tried that resently, really cool :-D - Anders
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What is the best way to impress a girl? :cool: Taking into account that you are a bit over weight? :^) Any bright ideas??? --- With best regards, A Manchester United Fan The Genius of a true fool is that he can mess up a foolproof plan!
Save My Soul - (SMS) wrote:
What is the best way to impress a girl?
Be rich. If you're rich, looks don't matter. :-> --Mike-- Visual C++ MVP :cool: LINKS~! Ericahist | NEW!! PimpFish | CP SearchBar v3.0 | C++ Forum FAQ
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Michael P Butler wrote:
And from friendship something else may blossom.
Yeah, thats the best way ;) I've tried that resently, really cool :-D - Anders
Anders Molin wrote:
I've tried that resently, really cool
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Anders Molin wrote:
Yeah, thats the best way
Certainly in my experience it is. And all lot more fun in the long run. :cool: Michael CP Blog [^] Development Blog [^]
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Dr Reedo wrote:
don't tell rude ladish jokes
Unless she is an Essex girl. regards, Paul Watson Ireland Feed Henry! K(arl) wrote: oh, and BTW, CHRISTIAN ISN'T A PARADOX, HE IS A TASMANIAN!
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Paul Watson wrote:
Unless she is an Essex girl.
In which case be prepared to laugh at lots of rude laddish jokes. ColinMackay.net Scottish Developers are looking for speakers for user group sessions over the next few months. Do you want to know more?
