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    Do you know how you can tell if an elephant is in the refrigerator? :-D

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      Do you know how you can tell if an elephant is in the refrigerator? :-D

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      RC_Sebastien_C
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      An elephant footprint in the butter is a pretty good clue

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        Do you know how you can tell if an elephant is in the refrigerator? :-D

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        Pete Madden
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        By opening the refrigerator door and looking inside :) ########################## Taking pride in one's work is good as long as ego isn't a part of it. ##########################

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          Do you know how you can tell if an elephant is in the refrigerator? :-D

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          Ryan Binns
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          machman1 wrote:

          Do you know how you can tell if an elephant is in the refrigerator?

          Does the door shut?

          Ryan

          "Punctuality is only a virtue for those who aren't smart enough to think of good excuses for being late" John Nichol "Point Of Impact"

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            Do you know how you can tell if an elephant is in the refrigerator? :-D

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            Luis Alonso Ramos
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            Maybe if you see a frozen giraffe on the side ;P

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              Maybe if you see a frozen giraffe on the side ;P

              Luis Alonso Ramos Intelectix Chihuahua, Mexico

              Not much here: My CP Blog!

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              El Corazon
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              Luis Alonso Ramos wrote:

              Maybe if you see a frozen giraffe on the side

              You'll confuse him with that one... :laugh: _________________________ Asu no koto o ieba, tenjo de nezumi ga warau. Talk about things of tomorrow and the mice in the ceiling laugh. (Japanese Proverb)

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                Maybe if you see a frozen giraffe on the side ;P

                Luis Alonso Ramos Intelectix Chihuahua, Mexico

                Not much here: My CP Blog!

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                Ryan Binns
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                I was considering bringing up the giraffe, but figured I'd lose too many people :)

                Ryan

                "Punctuality is only a virtue for those who aren't smart enough to think of good excuses for being late" John Nichol "Point Of Impact"

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                  Do you know how you can tell if an elephant is in the refrigerator? :-D

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                  Nish Nishant
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                  machman1 wrote:

                  Do you know how you can tell if an elephant is in the refrigerator?

                  Yes, I do. Regards, Nish


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                    Do you know how you can tell if an elephant is in the refrigerator? :-D

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                    Jim Crafton
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                    The combined strength of Chuck Norris and Bruce Lee can't shut the refrigerator door? ¡El diablo está en mis pantalones! ¡Mire, mire! Real Mentats use only 100% pure, unfooled around with Sapho Juice(tm)! SELECT * FROM User WHERE Clue > 0 0 rows returned Save an Orange - Use the VCF!

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                      The combined strength of Chuck Norris and Bruce Lee can't shut the refrigerator door? ¡El diablo está en mis pantalones! ¡Mire, mire! Real Mentats use only 100% pure, unfooled around with Sapho Juice(tm)! SELECT * FROM User WHERE Clue > 0 0 rows returned Save an Orange - Use the VCF!

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                      Ryan Binns
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                      :rolleyes:

                      Ryan

                      "Punctuality is only a virtue for those who aren't smart enough to think of good excuses for being late" John Nichol "Point Of Impact"

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                      • M machman1

                        Do you know how you can tell if an elephant is in the refrigerator? :-D

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                        Smith
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                        uhh..emmm ...with its *Tru bass* fart ? :^) :laugh: NULL

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