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  • M machman1

    Do you know how you can tell if an elephant is in the refrigerator? :-D

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    RC_Sebastien_C
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    An elephant footprint in the butter is a pretty good clue

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    • M machman1

      Do you know how you can tell if an elephant is in the refrigerator? :-D

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      Pete Madden
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      By opening the refrigerator door and looking inside :) ########################## Taking pride in one's work is good as long as ego isn't a part of it. ##########################

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      • M machman1

        Do you know how you can tell if an elephant is in the refrigerator? :-D

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        Ryan Binns
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        machman1 wrote:

        Do you know how you can tell if an elephant is in the refrigerator?

        Does the door shut?

        Ryan

        "Punctuality is only a virtue for those who aren't smart enough to think of good excuses for being late" John Nichol "Point Of Impact"

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        • M machman1

          Do you know how you can tell if an elephant is in the refrigerator? :-D

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          Luis Alonso Ramos
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          Maybe if you see a frozen giraffe on the side ;P

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          • L Luis Alonso Ramos

            Maybe if you see a frozen giraffe on the side ;P

            Luis Alonso Ramos Intelectix Chihuahua, Mexico

            Not much here: My CP Blog!

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            El Corazon
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            Luis Alonso Ramos wrote:

            Maybe if you see a frozen giraffe on the side

            You'll confuse him with that one... :laugh: _________________________ Asu no koto o ieba, tenjo de nezumi ga warau. Talk about things of tomorrow and the mice in the ceiling laugh. (Japanese Proverb)

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              Maybe if you see a frozen giraffe on the side ;P

              Luis Alonso Ramos Intelectix Chihuahua, Mexico

              Not much here: My CP Blog!

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              Ryan Binns
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              I was considering bringing up the giraffe, but figured I'd lose too many people :)

              Ryan

              "Punctuality is only a virtue for those who aren't smart enough to think of good excuses for being late" John Nichol "Point Of Impact"

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              • M machman1

                Do you know how you can tell if an elephant is in the refrigerator? :-D

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                Nish Nishant
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                machman1 wrote:

                Do you know how you can tell if an elephant is in the refrigerator?

                Yes, I do. Regards, Nish


                Nish’s thoughts on MFC, C++/CLI and .NET (my blog)
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                • M machman1

                  Do you know how you can tell if an elephant is in the refrigerator? :-D

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                  Jim Crafton
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                  The combined strength of Chuck Norris and Bruce Lee can't shut the refrigerator door? ¡El diablo está en mis pantalones! ¡Mire, mire! Real Mentats use only 100% pure, unfooled around with Sapho Juice(tm)! SELECT * FROM User WHERE Clue > 0 0 rows returned Save an Orange - Use the VCF!

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                  • J Jim Crafton

                    The combined strength of Chuck Norris and Bruce Lee can't shut the refrigerator door? ¡El diablo está en mis pantalones! ¡Mire, mire! Real Mentats use only 100% pure, unfooled around with Sapho Juice(tm)! SELECT * FROM User WHERE Clue > 0 0 rows returned Save an Orange - Use the VCF!

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                    Ryan Binns
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                    :rolleyes:

                    Ryan

                    "Punctuality is only a virtue for those who aren't smart enough to think of good excuses for being late" John Nichol "Point Of Impact"

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                    • M machman1

                      Do you know how you can tell if an elephant is in the refrigerator? :-D

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                      Smith
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                      uhh..emmm ...with its *Tru bass* fart ? :^) :laugh: NULL

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