JOTD

[Lost User]

Six presidents are on a sinking ship - Ford says: "What do we do?????" Bush says: "Man the lifeboats!" Reagan says: "What lifeboats????" Carter says: "Women first!" Nixon says: "Screw the women!" Clinton says: "You think we have time?" Steven J. Ackerman, Consultant ACS, Sarasota, FL http://www.acscontrol.com steve@acscontrol.com sja@gte.net

[Brian Delahunty]

ROFLMAO:-D

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[omkamal]

:-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D omkamal

[Alvaro Mendez]

:laugh: I wonder what W. Bush would have then said had a seventh president been on board. Probably something like, "Um... ah... make no mistake!" Regards, Alvaro Always do right. This will gratify some people, and astonish the rest. - Mark Twain

[ColinDavies]

Steven J. Ackerman wrote: Six presidents are on a sinking ship - Very nice :-) Regardz Colin J Davies

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