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    Nish Nishant
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    Heard this on Breakfast TV today :- A mushroom walks into a bar. "Hey, we don't serve your types in here!", cries the bartender. "Come on...", says the mushroom, "I am fun guy!" Regards, Nish


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      Heard this on Breakfast TV today :- A mushroom walks into a bar. "Hey, we don't serve your types in here!", cries the bartender. "Come on...", says the mushroom, "I am fun guy!" Regards, Nish


      Nish’s thoughts on MFC, C++/CLI and .NET (my blog)
      Currently working on C++/CLI in Action for Manning Publications.

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      :zzz:


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        Nish Nishant
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        Well, I had to listen to that this morning, even before I was fully awake. So I had this evil plan of passing on the torture to the rest of you as well :-D

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          Well, I had to listen to that this morning, even before I was fully awake. So I had this evil plan of passing on the torture to the rest of you as well :-D

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          Nishant Sivakumar wrote:

          So I had this evil plan of passing on the torture to the rest of you as well :-D

          Well I was wondering how Nishant could ever consider that as the JOTD. :)


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          • N Nish Nishant

            Heard this on Breakfast TV today :- A mushroom walks into a bar. "Hey, we don't serve your types in here!", cries the bartender. "Come on...", says the mushroom, "I am fun guy!" Regards, Nish


            Nish’s thoughts on MFC, C++/CLI and .NET (my blog)
            Currently working on C++/CLI in Action for Manning Publications.

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            Ray Kinsella
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            :laugh: .... so so so old .... Regards Ray "Je Suis Mort De Rire" Blogging @ Keratoconus Watch

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            • N Nish Nishant

              Heard this on Breakfast TV today :- A mushroom walks into a bar. "Hey, we don't serve your types in here!", cries the bartender. "Come on...", says the mushroom, "I am fun guy!" Regards, Nish


              Nish’s thoughts on MFC, C++/CLI and .NET (my blog)
              Currently working on C++/CLI in Action for Manning Publications.

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              Two fish are stuck in a time loop and one says to the other: "Two fish are stuck in a time loop and one says to the other: "Two fish are stuck in a time loop and one says to the other: "Two fish are stuck in a time loop and one says to the other: "Woah Deja-vu!" Woah Deja-vu!" Woah Deja-vu!" Woah Deja-vu!" '--8<------------------------ Ex Datis: Duncan Jones Merrion Computing Ltd

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                :zzz:


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                Eytukan
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                :jig: you are back !!!!! :beer:...

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                • N Nish Nishant

                  Heard this on Breakfast TV today :- A mushroom walks into a bar. "Hey, we don't serve your types in here!", cries the bartender. "Come on...", says the mushroom, "I am fun guy!" Regards, Nish


                  Nish’s thoughts on MFC, C++/CLI and .NET (my blog)
                  Currently working on C++/CLI in Action for Manning Publications.

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                  Super Lloyd
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                  I ... don't get it ... :(

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                  • N Nish Nishant

                    Heard this on Breakfast TV today :- A mushroom walks into a bar. "Hey, we don't serve your types in here!", cries the bartender. "Come on...", says the mushroom, "I am fun guy!" Regards, Nish


                    Nish’s thoughts on MFC, C++/CLI and .NET (my blog)
                    Currently working on C++/CLI in Action for Manning Publications.

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                    Vikram A Punathambekar
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                    I had to read that twice to get it, but that's because I'm anal about correct grammar. It should rather be "I am a fun guy" than "I am fun guy". However, we are talking about a single mushroom, so the correct way to refer to it would be "a fungus", not "a fungi". [Vikram reads his post before hitting the "Post message" button, then thinks it's appropriate to add "Yes, I'm nuts" at the bottom] š Cheers, Vikram.


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                      Heard this on Breakfast TV today :- A mushroom walks into a bar. "Hey, we don't serve your types in here!", cries the bartender. "Come on...", says the mushroom, "I am fun guy!" Regards, Nish


                      Nish’s thoughts on MFC, C++/CLI and .NET (my blog)
                      Currently working on C++/CLI in Action for Manning Publications.

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                      Chris Maunder
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                      Ya gotta stop watching breakfast TV, Nish. It's all bad. cheers, Chris Maunder

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                        I ... don't get it ... :(

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                        Vikram A Punathambekar
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                        He's a 'fun guy' to be with... get it? Mushrooms are fungi. ;) š Cheers, Vikram.


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                          He's a 'fun guy' to be with... get it? Mushrooms are fungi. ;) š Cheers, Vikram.


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                          Hoo.... :doh:

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                          • N Nish Nishant

                            Heard this on Breakfast TV today :- A mushroom walks into a bar. "Hey, we don't serve your types in here!", cries the bartender. "Come on...", says the mushroom, "I am fun guy!" Regards, Nish


                            Nish’s thoughts on MFC, C++/CLI and .NET (my blog)
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                            Sarath C
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                            Nish, u r basically frm TVM right?? so defintely u had seen the mallu movie "Vadakku nokki yanthram" Basic charactor of the hero: In that actor sreenivasan saying a fun to make her wife happy. His wife is so beautiful, educated and taller than him :(( So he always want to make her happy... Bcause he is worrying that she look for a a new guy if she feeels that her hubby is has no sense of humor The fun is like that he started explaining a joke to hi wife that he had seen in a maganize A guy mistakenly entering into a barbershop that he assume that it is a hotel Guy: what all u have here to serve for me???? Barber: cutting and shaving... then the guy: then take them two plates each wake up hooooo.... its over..... now u can start laughing :zzz: SaRath
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                              I had to read that twice to get it, but that's because I'm anal about correct grammar. It should rather be "I am a fun guy" than "I am fun guy". However, we are talking about a single mushroom, so the correct way to refer to it would be "a fungus", not "a fungi". [Vikram reads his post before hitting the "Post message" button, then thinks it's appropriate to add "Yes, I'm nuts" at the bottom] š Cheers, Vikram.


                              I don't know and you don't either. Militant Agnostic

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                              Nish Nishant
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                              Vikram A Punathambekar wrote:

                              I had to read that twice to get it, but that's because I'm anal about correct grammar.

                              Surely, you don't expect a Mushroom to speak good English? :rolleyes: Regards, Nish


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                                Ya gotta stop watching breakfast TV, Nish. It's all bad. cheers, Chris Maunder

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                                Nish Nishant
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                                Chris Maunder wrote:

                                Ya gotta stop watching breakfast TV, Nish. It's all bad.

                                Didn't mean to Chris - this is the default channel, so when I switched it on, I inadvertently listened to this joke! Regards, Nish


                                Nish’s thoughts on MFC, C++/CLI and .NET (my blog)
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                                  Heard this on Breakfast TV today :- A mushroom walks into a bar. "Hey, we don't serve your types in here!", cries the bartender. "Come on...", says the mushroom, "I am fun guy!" Regards, Nish


                                  Nish’s thoughts on MFC, C++/CLI and .NET (my blog)
                                  Currently working on C++/CLI in Action for Manning Publications.

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                                  A piece of string ties a knot in itself and ruffles the bit above the knot and then walks into a bar. The bartender says "Your not a piece of string are you, we don't serve no string 'round here" "Fraid not" says the piece of string. Michael Martin Australia "I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible." - Mr.Prakash 24/04/2004

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                                    Heard this on Breakfast TV today :- A mushroom walks into a bar. "Hey, we don't serve your types in here!", cries the bartender. "Come on...", says the mushroom, "I am fun guy!" Regards, Nish


                                    Nish’s thoughts on MFC, C++/CLI and .NET (my blog)
                                    Currently working on C++/CLI in Action for Manning Publications.

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                                    Dario Solera
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                                    Nishant Sivakumar wrote:

                                    "I am fun guy!"

                                    :sigh: <- this was my reaction... :-D ______________________________________ Tozzi is right: Gaia is getting rid of us. My Blog [ITA] and the ScrewTurn Software experiment

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                                      Heard this on Breakfast TV today :- A mushroom walks into a bar. "Hey, we don't serve your types in here!", cries the bartender. "Come on...", says the mushroom, "I am fun guy!" Regards, Nish


                                      Nish’s thoughts on MFC, C++/CLI and .NET (my blog)
                                      Currently working on C++/CLI in Action for Manning Publications.

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                                      Eytukan
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                                      What happens if someone call it a "fun-gee" ? :rolleyes:


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                                        Chris Maunder wrote:

                                        Ya gotta stop watching breakfast TV, Nish. It's all bad.

                                        Didn't mean to Chris - this is the default channel, so when I switched it on, I inadvertently listened to this joke! Regards, Nish


                                        Nish’s thoughts on MFC, C++/CLI and .NET (my blog)
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                                        Smitha Nishant
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                                        Nishant Sivakumar wrote:

                                        this is the default channel

                                        I set it that way, because they always show a small window with weather information. Cheers Smitha

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                                          :jig: you are back !!!!! :beer:...

                                          Owner drawn wrote::zzz:

                                          Certainly back from your hibernation!!


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                                          VuNic wrote:

                                          you are back !!!!! ...

                                          Hehe :jig:


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