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  • J Jorgen Sigvardsson

    In all fairness to Oxford's Dictionary, it does mention the american spelling. On the other hand, the american spelling for similar words is smarter, because it conveys the actual pronounciation better than the british counterparts. Definately more foreigner friendly. ;)

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    Jörgen Sigvardsson wrote:

    On the other hand, the american spelling for similar words is smarter, because it conveys the actual pronounciation better than the british counterparts.

    But try the Yankee pronunciation. Those Three Wise Men They Had A Sem-Eye By The Sea. Or one of my favourite pronunciations s-eye-multaneous. Michael Martin Australia "I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible." - Mr.Prakash 24/04/2004

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      Jörgen Sigvardsson wrote:

      On the other hand, the american spelling for similar words is smarter, because it conveys the actual pronounciation better than the british counterparts.

      But try the Yankee pronunciation. Those Three Wise Men They Had A Sem-Eye By The Sea. Or one of my favourite pronunciations s-eye-multaneous. Michael Martin Australia "I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible." - Mr.Prakash 24/04/2004

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      Michael Martin wrote:

      Or one of my favourite pronunciations s-eye-multaneous.

      I think that's a dialect thing. I've heard both sim.. and seyem.. pronounciations by americans. I have real problems with the British (and australian) pronounciation of "can't". It's easily mispronounced as cun't. Such mishaps raise too many eyebrowes for me to feel comfortable. :)

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        Don't get me started on your use of "fag" and "twat"! :omg: :omg: ;P "The trouble with jogging is that the ice falls out of your glass." - Martin Mull

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        Mike Mullikin wrote:

        Don't get me started on your use of "fag" and "twat"! :omg: :omg: ;P

        And your abomination of the word fanny is OK then? Michael Martin Australia "I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible." - Mr.Prakash 24/04/2004

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        • realJSOPR realJSOP

          espeir wrote:

          Spanish men also don't know how to please a woman. The average woman in the US has 2.09 children and in Spain they only have 1.28. Perhaps that chauvinism is masking something deeper.

          Ummm, I'm gonna go ahead and point out the subtle comedy... "Spanish men also don't know how to please a woman" followed by "Perhaps that chauvinism is masking something deeper"... Like a french boyfriend with a big wanker...

          "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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          "...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001

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          John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote:

          Like a french boyfriend with a big wanker...

          A wanker is someone who tugs his tossle. Too wank is to masturbate. It is not his todger. Michael Martin Australia "I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible." - Mr.Prakash 24/04/2004

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          • R Red Stateler

            RichardGrimmer wrote:

            But by the soame token, you lot should be lumped in with Canada (a bonus) and all the south american countries (not so much) - well you're all in the Americas aren't you....wonder what THAT would do to the literacy figures

            We're not part of a unified economic and political unit like the EU.

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            espeir wrote:

            We're not part of a unified economic and political unit like the EU.

            And the European Union does not encompass all of Europe you twat. Michael Martin Australia "I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible." - Mr.Prakash 24/04/2004

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            • R Red Stateler

              We have the freedom to allow all that if we wished. However, not being a civilization in decline, we choose not to.

              fat_boy wrote:

              We have free health care

              I hate to break it to you...but no it isn't.

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              espeir wrote:

              We have the freedom to allow all that if we wished. However, not being a civilization in decline, we choose not to.

              Nice attempt at a smokescreen twat. Explain how prohibition works into your freedom. Aside from communist countries such as the USSR and East Germany name another country beside the USA that has allowed spying on the general populace by the government and individuals like during the McCarthy era? Michael Martin Australia "I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible." - Mr.Prakash 24/04/2004

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              • J Jorgen Sigvardsson

                Why aren't you in the army armed forces? -- 100% natural. No superstitious additives.

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                His glasses are thicker than coke bottles and knowing this pindick decided to try and force his way into fighter pilot or nothing. They told him to suck their dick, after he did they told him to fuck off. Michael Martin Australia "I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible." - Mr.Prakash 24/04/2004

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                • R Red Stateler

                  Actually "evangelicals" as you see them represent a very small minority of Christian in this country. A Southern Baptist is not an "evangelical" as you see them. I've also known many protestants in my life (my grabdfather is a protestant preacher) and with the exception of one in college who said the pope has a stupid hat, I've never experienced anything but kindness from them. Being an American and pro-freedom, I whole-heartedly support religious people regardless of their religion (as long as they don't blow people up). That's quite different from Europe where such practice is generally frowned upon.

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                  espeir wrote:

                  Being an American and pro-freedom, I whole-heartedly support religious people regardless of their religion (as long as they don't blow people up).

                  Since they only hangs blacks the Ku Klux Klan is OK by you then? Michael Martin Australia "I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible." - Mr.Prakash 24/04/2004

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                  • A Allah On Acid

                    fat_boy wrote:

                    Free? You dont know the meaning of free.

                    You must be an arrogant asshole to tell that to an American, being from the UK yourself. In the UK you have "knife amnesites", and will put anyone in jail for 4 years for having a pocket knife. In the UK your police arrest young children of making "racist" remarks. The police in the UK can do pretty much whatever they like if they label someone a "terrorist". Wheras Americans have the right to free speech, the right to be armed (which i am), the right against unreasonable searches and confiscations by the police (but the police do violate this one sometimes). Freedom means more than petty little things like speed limits and holidays. Stand rigid for the next battle Peace means reloading your guns The love for life is all hatred in disguise - Dimmu Borgir

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                    Wheras Americans have the right to free speech, the right to be armed (which i am),

                    As are many school children. This whole being armed thing, it's from being too scared to face people physically and hiding behind a gun isn't it? Strangely enough don't have that built in Yankee fear. Yes I have had a junkie come back to my place of work (a pub) with a gun for me.

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                    the right against unreasonable searches and confiscations by the police (but the police do violate this one sometimes).

                    And the right for something like the Patriot Act to take as much of it away as the government likes. Michael Martin Australia "I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible." - Mr.Prakash 24/04/2004

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                    • J Jeremy Falcon

                      fat_boy wrote:

                      What the f*** have guns got to do with freedom. Guns are about self defence and living in a dangerous environment.

                      If you can't put two and two together than you need serious help. But what do you care right? You can buy booze at McDonalds.

                      fat_boy wrote:

                      Fortunately in Europe, we are civilised enough not to need to carry guns.

                      Bullshit as usual. I suppose Europe never has any crime either. What's it like to be perfect?

                      fat_boy wrote:

                      Dont forget who invented democracy, and gave it to you.

                      You didn't give us shit. We left you and France help us kick your ass so that we could give it to ourselves.

                      fat_boy wrote:

                      Post the link or rertract.

                      He's right. Stop being lazy and search it yourself or retract your statement. Jeremy Falcon

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                      I'd need a shovel to get through the shit to see if this message had any information in it. Michael Martin Australia "I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible." - Mr.Prakash 24/04/2004

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                      • A Allah On Acid

                        fat_boy wrote:

                        Oh yes, I forgot, carying a gun makes you so free.

                        It does not make you free, but it does give a population recourse against a tyrannical government. Totalitarian governments always disarm the population, so they dont end up like the redocats did 200 years ago.

                        fat_boy wrote:

                        Bollocks.

                        Clickety[^] Ministers are also proposing to double the sentence for possessing a knife or offensive weapon from two years to four I was partly wrong, the sentence is two years, but they are trying to make it four. Stand rigid for the next battle Peace means reloading your guns The love for life is all hatred in disguise - Dimmu Borgir

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                        It does not make you free, but it does give a population recourse against a tyrannical government.

                        So if Georgey Boy and his government go more spastic and decide to repress the general public your pathetic collection of firearms will overthrow him and his army full of nukes, smartbombs, F16's, F18's, aircraft carriers etc. Can you people get a clue and realise that when original George, Thomas, Benjamin etal made that rule itfit the technology of the era. If the current government went troppo and had the army onside (as would have been required 2-300 years ago) you have no chance. The greatest army and technology in the world, that's the claim isn't it? Michael Martin Australia "I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible." - Mr.Prakash 24/04/2004

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                        • D David Wulff

                          You do know that Scotland doesn't share all the same laws as England, Wales and Northen Ireland, right?


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                            "If some individuals commit an act that is contrary to what their religion tells them to do, then the religion isn't violent... the individuals are." - espeir.

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                          David Wulff wrote:

                          You do know that Scotland doesn't share all the same laws as England, Wales and Northen Ireland, right?

                          He wouldn't know that they didn't make up Europe in it's entirity. Michael Martin Australia "I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible." - Mr.Prakash 24/04/2004

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                          • B brianwelsch

                            Jeremy Falcon wrote:

                            It usually is in the SB

                            :-D Good point. Pretty much the last place I want to drink a beer is in McDs, and I'm sure they'd offer beer if there was demand for it. BW


                            If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate.
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                            brianwelsch wrote:

                            Pretty much the last place I want to drink a beer is in McDs,

                            Then the McDonalds over there must have improved greatly in the past 7 years. I wish they had alcohol there in 1999 so I didn't care about the taste.

                            brianwelsch wrote:

                            and I'm sure they'd offer beer if there was demand for it.

                            Doubt it, they'd need security to check that every over 30 was indeed over 21 to allow them in to an establishment serving alcohol. Michael Martin Australia "I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible." - Mr.Prakash 24/04/2004

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                              Mike Mullikin wrote:

                              Don't get me started on your use of "fag" and "twat"! :omg: :omg: ;P

                              And your abomination of the word fanny is OK then? Michael Martin Australia "I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible." - Mr.Prakash 24/04/2004

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                              Shhhhhhhhhhsssshhhhhhh... ;) "The trouble with jogging is that the ice falls out of your glass." - Martin Mull

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                              • J Jorgen Sigvardsson

                                Michael Martin wrote:

                                Or one of my favourite pronunciations s-eye-multaneous.

                                I think that's a dialect thing. I've heard both sim.. and seyem.. pronounciations by americans. I have real problems with the British (and australian) pronounciation of "can't". It's easily mispronounced as cun't. Such mishaps raise too many eyebrowes for me to feel comfortable. :)

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                                Jörgen Sigvardsson wrote:

                                I have real problems with the British (and australian) pronounciation of "can't".

                                Pronounced carnt over here. Michael Martin Australia "I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible." - Mr.Prakash 24/04/2004

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                                • R Red Stateler

                                  Alcohol zoning is done on a local level. New Orleans (as I'm sure Mr. Falcon will point out) allows alcohol consumption in the streets. So does Savannah, Georgia and various other local municipalities. However, most people don't want a bunch of drunks and drug-addicts stumbling everywhere, so they choose (by enacting their freedoms) to restrict its consumption to certain areas.

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                                  You see, thats your ptoblem. You see the public consumption of alcohol as drunks and drug adicts. We see it as family and friends having a picnic in the park with a few bottles of rosé. Thats the difference between the US and Europe. Nunc est bibendum

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                                    I'd need a shovel to get through the shit to see if this message had any information in it. Michael Martin Australia "I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible." - Mr.Prakash 24/04/2004

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                                    It does if you open your eyes. ;P Jeremy Falcon

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