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Those Three Wise Men They've Got A Semi By The Sea

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  • J Jon Sagara

    :rolleyes:[^] Jon Sagara When I grow up, I'm changing my name to Joe Kickass! My Site | My Blog | My Articles

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    Okay, I really did just spit pop out my nose at that. Freaking hilarious!

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      I'm lost...I have no idea to what you are referring.

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      leckey wrote:

      I'm lost...I have no idea to what you are referring.

      It's a James Blunt song, Three Wise Men that was playing on the radio at the time of my post. The title is one of the lyrics. A Semi is colloquially almost an erection. Far to subtle for the majority here it seems. Michael Martin Australia "I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible." - Mr.Prakash 24/04/2004

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        Mick, I think you really need to stop drinking now...


        Software Zen: delete this;

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        Gary Wheeler wrote:

        Mick, I think you really need to stop drinking now...

        It's only 07:00 here, nearly finished work and at least 9 hours till I start work again. Many hours of drinking left. See my reply above to help you out with the reference. Michael Martin Australia "I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible." - Mr.Prakash 24/04/2004

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        • J Jon Sagara

          :rolleyes:[^] Jon Sagara When I grow up, I'm changing my name to Joe Kickass! My Site | My Blog | My Articles

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          Excellent work. Is it yours? Can I have it? Worth a 5. Michael Martin Australia "I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible." - Mr.Prakash 24/04/2004

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          • J Jon Sagara

            :rolleyes:[^] Jon Sagara When I grow up, I'm changing my name to Joe Kickass! My Site | My Blog | My Articles

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            That is awesome. I love the international symbol for Godzilla rampage.


            I can imagine the sinking feeling one would have after ordering my book, only to find a laughably ridiculous theory with demented logic once the book arrives - Mark McCutcheon

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              Excellent work. Is it yours? Can I have it? Worth a 5. Michael Martin Australia "I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible." - Mr.Prakash 24/04/2004

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              Yeah, go for it. You can even make your own here[^]. Jon Sagara When I grow up, I'm changing my name to Joe Kickass! My Site | My Blog | My Articles

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                leckey wrote:

                I'm lost...I have no idea to what you are referring.

                It's a James Blunt song, Three Wise Men that was playing on the radio at the time of my post. The title is one of the lyrics. A Semi is colloquially almost an erection. Far to subtle for the majority here it seems. Michael Martin Australia "I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible." - Mr.Prakash 24/04/2004

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                Oh my...you just used one of my favorite words...colloquially. Although I usually use it in a noun form. You know big words, like to drink and are from Australia....I think I'm in love. :rose:

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                  Oh my...you just used one of my favorite words...colloquially. Although I usually use it in a noun form. You know big words, like to drink and are from Australia....I think I'm in love. :rose:

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                  leckey wrote:

                  Oh my...you just used one of my favorite words...colloquially. Although I usually use it in a noun form. You know big words, like to drink and are from Australia....I think I'm in love.

                  He probably does not know you are a woman - and might get scared off these forums. That'd be a huge loss - so please watch what you tell poor Michael. :rolleyes: Regards, Nish


                  Nish’s thoughts on MFC, C++/CLI and .NET (my blog)
                  Currently working on C++/CLI in Action for Manning Publications. Also visit the Ultimate Toolbox blog (New)

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                    Is it just me? Or do any of you other wowsers out there think those are higher unacceptable lyrics to be broadcast to our kid sisters and children? Michael Martin Australia "I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible." - Mr.Prakash 24/04/2004

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                    No. Wise men can get randy too. -- modified at 17:19 Friday 23rd June, 2006

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                      Oh my...you just used one of my favorite words...colloquially. Although I usually use it in a noun form. You know big words, like to drink and are from Australia....I think I'm in love. :rose:

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                      ...and do you mind that I am 37 married with 2 kids? Michael Martin Australia "I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible." - Mr.Prakash 24/04/2004

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                        ...and do you mind that I am 37 married with 2 kids? Michael Martin Australia "I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible." - Mr.Prakash 24/04/2004

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                        I was just being facetious...I'm married, too. Almost 30. Yes, female, so don't freak out.

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                          Is it just me? Or do any of you other wowsers out there think those are higher unacceptable lyrics to be broadcast to our kid sisters and children? Michael Martin Australia "I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible." - Mr.Prakash 24/04/2004

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                          Thank the gods I'm not the only one with a twisted mindset. There is hope after all.


                          I Dream of Absolute Zero

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                            I was just being facetious...I'm married, too. Almost 30. Yes, female, so don't freak out.

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                            leckey wrote:

                            I was just being facetious...I'm married, too. Almost 30. Yes, female, so don't freak out.

                            Exciting. Younger. Not freaking out, just getting excited. Michael Martin Australia "I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible." - Mr.Prakash 24/04/2004

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                              leckey wrote:

                              I was just being facetious...I'm married, too. Almost 30. Yes, female, so don't freak out.

                              Exciting. Younger. Not freaking out, just getting excited. Michael Martin Australia "I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible." - Mr.Prakash 24/04/2004

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                              Michael Martin wrote:

                              Exciting. Younger. Not freaking out, just getting excited.

                              Damnit - get a room you guys! :rolleyes: Regards, Nish


                              Nish’s thoughts on MFC, C++/CLI and .NET (my blog)
                              Currently working on C++/CLI in Action for Manning Publications. Also visit the Ultimate Toolbox blog (New)

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                                Gary Wheeler wrote:

                                Mick, I think you really need to stop drinking now...

                                It's only 07:00 here, nearly finished work and at least 9 hours till I start work again. Many hours of drinking left. See my reply above to help you out with the reference. Michael Martin Australia "I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible." - Mr.Prakash 24/04/2004

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                                Nish Nishant
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                                Michael Martin wrote:

                                It's only 07:00 here, nearly finished work and at least 9 hours till I start work again. Many hours of drinking left.

                                How about 4 hours of sleep time? Or do you sleep during the football? Regards, Nish


                                Nish’s thoughts on MFC, C++/CLI and .NET (my blog)
                                Currently working on C++/CLI in Action for Manning Publications. Also visit the Ultimate Toolbox blog (New)

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                                  leckey wrote:

                                  I'm lost...I have no idea to what you are referring.

                                  It's a James Blunt song, Three Wise Men that was playing on the radio at the time of my post. The title is one of the lyrics. A Semi is colloquially almost an erection. Far to subtle for the majority here it seems. Michael Martin Australia "I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible." - Mr.Prakash 24/04/2004

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                                  Anna Jayne Metcalfe
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                                  Ah but were they playing "submarines"? (read Milligan. It's quite a story) :laugh: Anna :rose: Currently working mostly on: Visual Lint :cool: Anna's Place | Tears and Laughter "Be yourself - not what others think you should be" - Marcia Graesch "Anna's just a sexy-looking lesbian tart" - A friend, trying to wind me up. It didn't work.

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                                    :rolleyes:[^] Jon Sagara When I grow up, I'm changing my name to Joe Kickass! My Site | My Blog | My Articles

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                                    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Anna :rose: Currently working mostly on: Visual Lint :cool: Anna's Place | Tears and Laughter "Be yourself - not what others think you should be" - Marcia Graesch "Anna's just a sexy-looking lesbian tart" - A friend, trying to wind me up. It didn't work.

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                                      Thank the gods I'm not the only one with a twisted mindset. There is hope after all.


                                      I Dream of Absolute Zero

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                                      I was trying to figure out why three men with a big truck on the beach was cause for problems. "Semi" is what we 'mericans call them big trucks that pull freight trailers. Then I read the lyrics. And because my brain is self-censoring had to read them again to understand. Mike Poz

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                                        Is it just me? Or do any of you other wowsers out there think those are higher unacceptable lyrics to be broadcast to our kid sisters and children? Michael Martin Australia "I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible." - Mr.Prakash 24/04/2004

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                                        Ennis Ray Lynch Jr
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                                        He had a semi by the sea all the time. "Until the day of his death, no man can be sure of his courage" -- Jean Anouilh

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                                          I'm lost...I have no idea to what you are referring.

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                                          Semi as in Semi-Chub is a semi flaccid semi erect member. This statement is false.

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