Those Three Wise Men They've Got A Semi By The Sea
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...and do you mind that I am 37 married with 2 kids? Michael Martin Australia "I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible." - Mr.Prakash 24/04/2004
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Is it just me? Or do any of you other wowsers out there think those are higher unacceptable lyrics to be broadcast to our kid sisters and children? Michael Martin Australia "I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible." - Mr.Prakash 24/04/2004
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I was just being facetious...I'm married, too. Almost 30. Yes, female, so don't freak out.
leckey wrote:
I was just being facetious...I'm married, too. Almost 30. Yes, female, so don't freak out.
Exciting. Younger. Not freaking out, just getting excited. Michael Martin Australia "I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible." - Mr.Prakash 24/04/2004
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leckey wrote:
I was just being facetious...I'm married, too. Almost 30. Yes, female, so don't freak out.
Exciting. Younger. Not freaking out, just getting excited. Michael Martin Australia "I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible." - Mr.Prakash 24/04/2004
Michael Martin wrote:
Exciting. Younger. Not freaking out, just getting excited.
Damnit - get a room you guys! :rolleyes: Regards, Nish
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Gary Wheeler wrote:
Mick, I think you really need to stop drinking now...
It's only 07:00 here, nearly finished work and at least 9 hours till I start work again. Many hours of drinking left. See my reply above to help you out with the reference. Michael Martin Australia "I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible." - Mr.Prakash 24/04/2004
Michael Martin wrote:
It's only 07:00 here, nearly finished work and at least 9 hours till I start work again. Many hours of drinking left.
How about 4 hours of sleep time? Or do you sleep during the football? Regards, Nish
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leckey wrote:
I'm lost...I have no idea to what you are referring.
It's a James Blunt song, Three Wise Men that was playing on the radio at the time of my post. The title is one of the lyrics. A Semi is colloquially almost an erection. Far to subtle for the majority here it seems. Michael Martin Australia "I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible." - Mr.Prakash 24/04/2004
Ah but were they playing "submarines"? (read Milligan. It's quite a story) :laugh: Anna :rose: Currently working mostly on: Visual Lint :cool: Anna's Place | Tears and Laughter "Be yourself - not what others think you should be" - Marcia Graesch "Anna's just a sexy-looking lesbian tart" - A friend, trying to wind me up. It didn't work.
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:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Anna :rose: Currently working mostly on: Visual Lint :cool: Anna's Place | Tears and Laughter "Be yourself - not what others think you should be" - Marcia Graesch "Anna's just a sexy-looking lesbian tart" - A friend, trying to wind me up. It didn't work.
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Thank the gods I'm not the only one with a twisted mindset. There is hope after all.
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I was trying to figure out why three men with a big truck on the beach was cause for problems. "Semi" is what we 'mericans call them big trucks that pull freight trailers. Then I read the lyrics. And because my brain is self-censoring had to read them again to understand. Mike Poz
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Is it just me? Or do any of you other wowsers out there think those are higher unacceptable lyrics to be broadcast to our kid sisters and children? Michael Martin Australia "I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible." - Mr.Prakash 24/04/2004
He had a semi by the sea all the time. "Until the day of his death, no man can be sure of his courage" -- Jean Anouilh
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Semi as in Semi-Chub is a semi flaccid semi erect member. This statement is false.
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I was trying to figure out why three men with a big truck on the beach was cause for problems. "Semi" is what we 'mericans call them big trucks that pull freight trailers. Then I read the lyrics. And because my brain is self-censoring had to read them again to understand. Mike Poz
Well, I've been in america fer 37 years, and I've known about the semi-chub since I was a wee lad. This statement is false.
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Well, I've been in america fer 37 years, and I've known about the semi-chub since I was a wee lad. This statement is false.
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Ah but were they playing "submarines"? (read Milligan. It's quite a story) :laugh: Anna :rose: Currently working mostly on: Visual Lint :cool: Anna's Place | Tears and Laughter "Be yourself - not what others think you should be" - Marcia Graesch "Anna's just a sexy-looking lesbian tart" - A friend, trying to wind me up. It didn't work.
I thought of a truck. We call a 18-wheeler tractor trailer truck a 'semi' out here. So I was trying to figure out who gave a darn that three wise men had a truck by the sea. I've seen better runs in my shorts! - Patches O'Houlihan
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Is it just me? Or do any of you other wowsers out there think those are higher unacceptable lyrics to be broadcast to our kid sisters and children? Michael Martin Australia "I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible." - Mr.Prakash 24/04/2004
Um....Semi in this case == Semi DETACHED house :) "Now I guess I'll sit back and watch people misinterpret what I just said......" Christian Graus At The Soapbox
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Is it just me? Or do any of you other wowsers out there think those are higher unacceptable lyrics to be broadcast to our kid sisters and children? Michael Martin Australia "I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible." - Mr.Prakash 24/04/2004
Michael Martin wrote:
Is it just me? Or do any of you other wowsers out there think those are higher unacceptable lyrics to be broadcast to our kid sisters and children?
Even accepting your premise that semi refers to a partial erection, why should wise men not have erections? Why is it offensive to suggest that they might? If this is truly your opinion and you aren't just baiting people then you have correctly identified yourself as a wowser. Further, your interpretation is flawed. According to the lyrics, said wise men had a semi by the sea. Not three semis, just one. And they had it jointly. And it was significantly located by the sea. It's a semi-detached townhouse, which although still an erection, is more the bricks and mortar kind. Inside said domicile they got stoned all day, according to other lyrics. You can take offence at that, if you want to, although before you do it would be a good idea to find out how frankincense and myrrh were traditionally used.
PeterW -------------------- If you can spell and use correct grammar for your compiler, what makes you think I will tolerate less?
