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    By Charles Petzold. Enjoy:laugh:! http://www.charlespetzold.com/etc/CSAML.html[^] Jesus is Love! Tell to someone! :-)

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    TheGreatAndPowerfulOz
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    ugly bags of mostly useless text! aaarrrghh! and what's worse, he actually thinks this is better!

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      By Charles Petzold. Enjoy:laugh:! http://www.charlespetzold.com/etc/CSAML.html[^] Jesus is Love! Tell to someone! :-)

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      Ennis Ray Lynch Jr
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      I went down the the pawn shop and purchased a hand-gun. For a few extra grand that pesky three day waiting period was waved. The shop keep's eye brow raised a little when I only purchased one bullet. Fortunately, I realized it was a joke so I gave the gun to my neighbor's kid. He's always looking for new toys anyway. As a very important aside, if you play russion roulette with a semi-automatic, never go first. A man said to the universe: "Sir I exist!" "However," replied the Universe, "The fact has not created in me A sense of obligation." -- Stephen Crane

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        ugly bags of mostly useless text! aaarrrghh! and what's worse, he actually thinks this is better!

        Silence is the voice of complicity. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. -- monty python Might I suggest that the universe was always the size of the cosmos. It is just that at one point the cosmos was the size of a marble. -- Colin Angus Mackay

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        J Dunlap
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        It's an April Fool's joke, and he's making a jab at XAML. ;P People these days sometimes have a hard time catching on to satire... myself included sometimes perhaps - but not this time. [EDIT: THis was in reply to ahz, but the CP bug got it.]

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          _**© Charles Petzold, April 1, 2006**_ :rolleyes: Regards, Nish


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          Currently working on C++/CLI in Action for Manning Publications. Also visit the Ultimate Toolbox blog (New)

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          Marc Clifton
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          Nishant Sivakumar wrote:

          © Charles Petzold, April 1, 2006

          Ironically though, I have seen OO programming done declaratively very similarly to what he illustrating. And don't you think that XAML looks a lot like that too? Marc Pensieve

          Some people believe what the bible says. Literally. At least [with Wikipedia] you have the chance to correct the wiki -- Jörgen Sigvardsson

          People are just notoriously impossible. --DavidCrow

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            It's an April Fool's joke, and he's making a jab at XAML. ;P People these days sometimes have a hard time catching on to satire... myself included sometimes perhaps - but not this time. [EDIT: THis was in reply to ahz, but the CP bug got it.]

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            TheGreatAndPowerfulOz
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            J. Dunlap wrote:

            he's making a jab at XAML

            oh good!

            Silence is the voice of complicity. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. -- monty python Might I suggest that the universe was always the size of the cosmos. It is just that at one point the cosmos was the size of a marble. -- Colin Angus Mackay

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              By Charles Petzold. Enjoy:laugh:! http://www.charlespetzold.com/etc/CSAML.html[^] Jesus is Love! Tell to someone! :-)

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              NetDave
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              But look how well this would lend itself to Web Services! You could write your CASML locally, then compile and execute it over the Web. :cool: But seriously, I never knew Petzold was such a prankster, this is :laugh: QRZ? de WAØTTN

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                By Charles Petzold. Enjoy:laugh:! http://www.charlespetzold.com/etc/CSAML.html[^] Jesus is Love! Tell to someone! :-)

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                Nemanja Trifunovic
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                Ah, for the moment I hoped it meant that C# 4.0 would look more like ML languages.


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                  ugly bags of mostly useless text! aaarrrghh! and what's worse, he actually thinks this is better!

                  Silence is the voice of complicity. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. -- monty python Might I suggest that the universe was always the size of the cosmos. It is just that at one point the cosmos was the size of a marble. -- Colin Angus Mackay

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                  Jason Henderson
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                  "ugly. bags. of mostly. water." I can spot a Star Trek TNG reference anywhere.

                  "Live long and prosper." - Spock

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                    By Charles Petzold. Enjoy:laugh:! http://www.charlespetzold.com/etc/CSAML.html[^] Jesus is Love! Tell to someone! :-)

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                    Jason Henderson
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                    I thought it was serious until I saw the simple C# move to the totally unreadable xml. Then I got worried when I saw that the old C# syntax was going away in 2 years! :omg: :wtf: Then I realized that this was a load of crap, not to mention the April 1st date on the page.

                    "Live long and prosper." - Spock

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                      They can pry the syntax from my cold dead bits before I go markup. Please tell me this is a joke and Petzold isn't serious. This statement is false.

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                      tsmyrnio
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                      Totally agree. I get a hint of sarcasm maybe? I hope to god. The author weeps with joy when he finds a way to turn a simple expression into a bloated, incomprehensible pile of unreadable XML crap. ----------------------- I pity the foo. -Mr. T

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                        By Charles Petzold. Enjoy:laugh:! http://www.charlespetzold.com/etc/CSAML.html[^] Jesus is Love! Tell to someone! :-)

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                        Roger Wright
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                        :laugh::laugh::laugh: Nice to see that Charles has a sense of humor, after all those technical books.:-D "...a photo album is like Life, but flat and stuck to pages." - Shog9

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                        • J J Dunlap

                          See Nish's post. :-)

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                          Chris S Kaiser
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                          Heh heh... I'm a boob. I totally missed that. That'll show me for being serious. This statement is false.

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