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I hate bugs, now if you thought of the software kind first, slap yourself in the face 'cos your a nerd. I amn't talking about that kind, I am talking about the multi-legged kind. Now I bless the Lord God himself because I live in Ireland, and we only have very small bugs, and worst you could get is a wasp sting. But I am aware that the Cpians live in all manner of foreign lands, with all manner of giant, hairy bugs, stingy, bitey, crawley, yuchey bugs! How do you do it ? Its like there alien, they don't belong on this planet. So tell me about your bugs and their goings on ? :rolleyes: Regards Ray "Je Suis Mort De Rire"
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I hate bugs, now if you thought of the software kind first, slap yourself in the face 'cos your a nerd. I amn't talking about that kind, I am talking about the multi-legged kind. Now I bless the Lord God himself because I live in Ireland, and we only have very small bugs, and worst you could get is a wasp sting. But I am aware that the Cpians live in all manner of foreign lands, with all manner of giant, hairy bugs, stingy, bitey, crawley, yuchey bugs! How do you do it ? Its like there alien, they don't belong on this planet. So tell me about your bugs and their goings on ? :rolleyes: Regards Ray "Je Suis Mort De Rire"
Australia Funnel Web Spider - Deadliest spider in the world. Taipan - Deadliest land snake in the world. ??? - Deadliest sea snake (off coast of Western Australia). Koala - Laziest fucking animal in the world. Anthony Mundine - Biggest fucking mouth in the world. Michael Martin Australia mjm68@tpg.com.au "He orginally got the Tweezers of Destruction through the scanners but then popped back outside for a smoke." - Chris Maunder 26/03/2002
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Australia Funnel Web Spider - Deadliest spider in the world. Taipan - Deadliest land snake in the world. ??? - Deadliest sea snake (off coast of Western Australia). Koala - Laziest fucking animal in the world. Anthony Mundine - Biggest fucking mouth in the world. Michael Martin Australia mjm68@tpg.com.au "He orginally got the Tweezers of Destruction through the scanners but then popped back outside for a smoke." - Chris Maunder 26/03/2002
Being a Discovery Channel watcher, I also know that you have: Box Jellyfish - deadliest jellyfish in the world Blue ring octopus - most venomous creature in the world Great White Shark - Able to eat a human in a single munch Not to mention the Crocodile Hunter! :) Brigg Thorp Software Engineer Timex Corporation
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Australia Funnel Web Spider - Deadliest spider in the world. Taipan - Deadliest land snake in the world. ??? - Deadliest sea snake (off coast of Western Australia). Koala - Laziest fucking animal in the world. Anthony Mundine - Biggest fucking mouth in the world. Michael Martin Australia mjm68@tpg.com.au "He orginally got the Tweezers of Destruction through the scanners but then popped back outside for a smoke." - Chris Maunder 26/03/2002
Have you seen or been attacked by any of the above ? Michael Martin wrote: Anthony Mundine WTF Regards Ray "Je Suis Mort De Rire"
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I hate bugs, now if you thought of the software kind first, slap yourself in the face 'cos your a nerd. I amn't talking about that kind, I am talking about the multi-legged kind. Now I bless the Lord God himself because I live in Ireland, and we only have very small bugs, and worst you could get is a wasp sting. But I am aware that the Cpians live in all manner of foreign lands, with all manner of giant, hairy bugs, stingy, bitey, crawley, yuchey bugs! How do you do it ? Its like there alien, they don't belong on this planet. So tell me about your bugs and their goings on ? :rolleyes: Regards Ray "Je Suis Mort De Rire"
Ray Kinsella wrote: now if you thought of the software kind first, slap yourself in the face 'cos your a nerd. Slap! Hey, that hurt! :) Ray Kinsella wrote: So tell me about your bugs and their goings on ? We have some nasty bugs down here in the south (Louisiana for me), but we also have some cool ones -- lightning bugs (a.k.a.; fire flies)! If you see these suckers at night their butts (thorax) glow in different colors. It's like watching flying Christmas lights. Here's a pic in the daytime so you can see what the bug looks like with its wings down. http://sites.state.pa.us/kids/graphics/bug.GIF Jeremy L. Falcon "The One Who Said, 'The One Who Said...'" Homepage : Sonork = 100.16311
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I hate bugs, now if you thought of the software kind first, slap yourself in the face 'cos your a nerd. I amn't talking about that kind, I am talking about the multi-legged kind. Now I bless the Lord God himself because I live in Ireland, and we only have very small bugs, and worst you could get is a wasp sting. But I am aware that the Cpians live in all manner of foreign lands, with all manner of giant, hairy bugs, stingy, bitey, crawley, yuchey bugs! How do you do it ? Its like there alien, they don't belong on this planet. So tell me about your bugs and their goings on ? :rolleyes: Regards Ray "Je Suis Mort De Rire"
I was at work one day (hated it). I stood up and saw something on my chair. It was a 3 inch red and black centipede. It was as fat as a lipstick. Guess he crawled up next to me to stay warm. We threw him out the window. -c
Conscience is what hurts when everything else feels good. Smaller Animals Software, Inc.
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I was at work one day (hated it). I stood up and saw something on my chair. It was a 3 inch red and black centipede. It was as fat as a lipstick. Guess he crawled up next to me to stay warm. We threw him out the window. -c
Conscience is what hurts when everything else feels good. Smaller Animals Software, Inc.
Chris Losinger wrote: We threw him out the window Good Grief ... :omg: Poor Bug ... Regards Ray "Je Suis Mort De Rire"
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I hate bugs, now if you thought of the software kind first, slap yourself in the face 'cos your a nerd. I amn't talking about that kind, I am talking about the multi-legged kind. Now I bless the Lord God himself because I live in Ireland, and we only have very small bugs, and worst you could get is a wasp sting. But I am aware that the Cpians live in all manner of foreign lands, with all manner of giant, hairy bugs, stingy, bitey, crawley, yuchey bugs! How do you do it ? Its like there alien, they don't belong on this planet. So tell me about your bugs and their goings on ? :rolleyes: Regards Ray "Je Suis Mort De Rire"
No bugs, but a Rabbit used to chew the power leads in one place where I worked. Never the live ones tho, so Toasted Rabbit was never on the menu. Paresh Solanki Freudian Slip When you say one thing and mean a mother.
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Being a Discovery Channel watcher, I also know that you have: Box Jellyfish - deadliest jellyfish in the world Blue ring octopus - most venomous creature in the world Great White Shark - Able to eat a human in a single munch Not to mention the Crocodile Hunter! :) Brigg Thorp Software Engineer Timex Corporation
OMG! Before readint that I would have liked to visit.... I think Ill stay at home and watch the discovery channel instead :laugh: Vacancy for signature; Apply within.
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No bugs, but a Rabbit used to chew the power leads in one place where I worked. Never the live ones tho, so Toasted Rabbit was never on the menu. Paresh Solanki Freudian Slip When you say one thing and mean a mother.
No bugs, but a Rabbit used to chew the power leads in one place where I worked. Never the live ones tho, so Toasted Rabbit was never on the menu. So are you saying that dead rabbits were chewing on the wires? :) Tim Smith I know what you're thinking punk, you're thinking did he spell check this document? Well, to tell you the truth I kinda forgot myself in all this excitement. But being this here's CodeProject, the most powerful forums in the world and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question, Do I feel lucky? Well do ya punk?
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I hate bugs, now if you thought of the software kind first, slap yourself in the face 'cos your a nerd. I amn't talking about that kind, I am talking about the multi-legged kind. Now I bless the Lord God himself because I live in Ireland, and we only have very small bugs, and worst you could get is a wasp sting. But I am aware that the Cpians live in all manner of foreign lands, with all manner of giant, hairy bugs, stingy, bitey, crawley, yuchey bugs! How do you do it ? Its like there alien, they don't belong on this planet. So tell me about your bugs and their goings on ? :rolleyes: Regards Ray "Je Suis Mort De Rire"
Down here in the western Cape of South Africa, we seem to be having an invasion of crickets. Damned annoying when they're in the roof and you're trying to sleep. :mad: Their numbers peaked a couple of weeks ago, now we seem to be getting more than the usual numbers of centipedes. Did we in some way offend a small god, and he/she/it is now punishing us with plagues ? :-D Bruce Duncan CP#9088, CPUA 0xA1EE, Sonork 100.10030
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No bugs, but a Rabbit used to chew the power leads in one place where I worked. Never the live ones tho, so Toasted Rabbit was never on the menu. So are you saying that dead rabbits were chewing on the wires? :) Tim Smith I know what you're thinking punk, you're thinking did he spell check this document? Well, to tell you the truth I kinda forgot myself in all this excitement. But being this here's CodeProject, the most powerful forums in the world and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question, Do I feel lucky? Well do ya punk?
Tim Smith wrote: So are you saying that dead rabbits were chewing on the wires? Interesting thought. :-D Jeremy L. Falcon "The One Who Said, 'The One Who Said...'" Homepage : Sonork = 100.16311
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No bugs, but a Rabbit used to chew the power leads in one place where I worked. Never the live ones tho, so Toasted Rabbit was never on the menu. So are you saying that dead rabbits were chewing on the wires? :) Tim Smith I know what you're thinking punk, you're thinking did he spell check this document? Well, to tell you the truth I kinda forgot myself in all this excitement. But being this here's CodeProject, the most powerful forums in the world and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question, Do I feel lucky? Well do ya punk?
They woulda been if I ever caught em Paresh Solanki Freudian Slip When you say one thing and mean a mother.
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I hate bugs, now if you thought of the software kind first, slap yourself in the face 'cos your a nerd. I amn't talking about that kind, I am talking about the multi-legged kind. Now I bless the Lord God himself because I live in Ireland, and we only have very small bugs, and worst you could get is a wasp sting. But I am aware that the Cpians live in all manner of foreign lands, with all manner of giant, hairy bugs, stingy, bitey, crawley, yuchey bugs! How do you do it ? Its like there alien, they don't belong on this planet. So tell me about your bugs and their goings on ? :rolleyes: Regards Ray "Je Suis Mort De Rire"
Oz has to take the cake! Heck when the most famous line from a movie made in your country is "The dingo ate your baby", we're not talking about a land for wimps!!! :omg: Cheers, Tom Archer Author, Inside C# Please note that the opinions expressed in this correspondence do not necessarily reflect the views of the author.
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No bugs, but a Rabbit used to chew the power leads in one place where I worked. Never the live ones tho, so Toasted Rabbit was never on the menu. Paresh Solanki Freudian Slip When you say one thing and mean a mother.
Paresh Solanki wrote: but a Rabbit used to chew the power leads in one place where I worked. Outside my house, there are 3 fried squirrel carcasses (sp?) hanging on the power lines. It was funny the first time... -- Russell Morris "WOW! Chocolate - half price!" - Homer Simpson, while in the land of chocolate.
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Ray Kinsella wrote: now if you thought of the software kind first, slap yourself in the face 'cos your a nerd. Slap! Hey, that hurt! :) Ray Kinsella wrote: So tell me about your bugs and their goings on ? We have some nasty bugs down here in the south (Louisiana for me), but we also have some cool ones -- lightning bugs (a.k.a.; fire flies)! If you see these suckers at night their butts (thorax) glow in different colors. It's like watching flying Christmas lights. Here's a pic in the daytime so you can see what the bug looks like with its wings down. http://sites.state.pa.us/kids/graphics/bug.GIF Jeremy L. Falcon "The One Who Said, 'The One Who Said...'" Homepage : Sonork = 100.16311
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00100000011010000110010101110010011001010010111000000000Lightning bugs are cool, but I don't recall ever seeing one in person. One interesting thing about them is that the method they use to light up is ~95% efficient (keeping the bug from burning up, but staying a little warmer with only ~5% of the energy being heat). Too bad our light bulbs are closer to the opposite. John
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I hate bugs, now if you thought of the software kind first, slap yourself in the face 'cos your a nerd. I amn't talking about that kind, I am talking about the multi-legged kind. Now I bless the Lord God himself because I live in Ireland, and we only have very small bugs, and worst you could get is a wasp sting. But I am aware that the Cpians live in all manner of foreign lands, with all manner of giant, hairy bugs, stingy, bitey, crawley, yuchey bugs! How do you do it ? Its like there alien, they don't belong on this planet. So tell me about your bugs and their goings on ? :rolleyes: Regards Ray "Je Suis Mort De Rire"
Hmmm.. We have scorpions, especially a black variety that grows to about 9" in length. And Black Widow spiders, of course. Along with their miniscule, but far deadlier cousins, the Brown Recluse spiders. There's a cockroach the size of a rat, which the locals like to call a waterbug. And there are vinegaroons - technically a sun spider, which is aggressive enough to actually attack humans on purpose. On top of the bugs, we also have a nice selection of venomous snakes - the coon-tail, the diamondback, and the most toxic of all rattlesnake sub-species, the Mohave Green. There's also a venomous lizard called the Gila Monster, just for variety.
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I hate bugs, now if you thought of the software kind first, slap yourself in the face 'cos your a nerd. I amn't talking about that kind, I am talking about the multi-legged kind. Now I bless the Lord God himself because I live in Ireland, and we only have very small bugs, and worst you could get is a wasp sting. But I am aware that the Cpians live in all manner of foreign lands, with all manner of giant, hairy bugs, stingy, bitey, crawley, yuchey bugs! How do you do it ? Its like there alien, they don't belong on this planet. So tell me about your bugs and their goings on ? :rolleyes: Regards Ray "Je Suis Mort De Rire"
Mosquitos! I can't think of anything good about them... Well, maybe I can. They make me like bats and spiders, which eat mosquitos. :) During a visit to Pennsylvania, I learned about June Bugs. (I don't know what their "real" name might be.) They're about the size of the end of your thumb (past the last knuckle), have a rather hard shell, and are either very stupid or have no navigational skills. Sitting on an outside porch, you hear them banging into whatever hard objects might have been innocently sitting in the middle of nowhere. You also have to watch out, because it doesn't feel good when they ram into you. :eek: John
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I hate bugs, now if you thought of the software kind first, slap yourself in the face 'cos your a nerd. I amn't talking about that kind, I am talking about the multi-legged kind. Now I bless the Lord God himself because I live in Ireland, and we only have very small bugs, and worst you could get is a wasp sting. But I am aware that the Cpians live in all manner of foreign lands, with all manner of giant, hairy bugs, stingy, bitey, crawley, yuchey bugs! How do you do it ? Its like there alien, they don't belong on this planet. So tell me about your bugs and their goings on ? :rolleyes: Regards Ray "Je Suis Mort De Rire"
here in Florida we have all manner of nasties: -spiders -brown recluse - not as big as Aussie spiders, but mega-poisonous. you don't meet many survivors of a brown recluse bite -insects -fire ants - big, red, mean and nasty. about 1cm long. when i was a teenager - got several bites on my leg that got infected, almost lost my leg. -cockroaches - if you see small ones, the eggs have just hatched and you will be seeing LOTS more of them, big ones can be up to 4inches(10cm?), ugly freaky, immune to bug spray and knives,, i stabbed one with a fork and it was 3 years before i killed that bastard (4 little holes on his carapace) -palmetto bugs - flying cockroaches, scary as shit, sound like a soft machine gun, all the bad stuff of cockroaches, but airborne -fleas - if you have pets, you have fleas, i hate them the worst -snakes -american rattler - besides the american west, florida is home to the rattler, they crawl under sleeping bags and tents, be careful when camping -water mocassin - deadlier than the rattler, all black with red strikes on his head, they swim fast and can jump out of water when scared, make lots of noise -John
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Paresh Solanki wrote: but a Rabbit used to chew the power leads in one place where I worked. Outside my house, there are 3 fried squirrel carcasses (sp?) hanging on the power lines. It was funny the first time... -- Russell Morris "WOW! Chocolate - half price!" - Homer Simpson, while in the land of chocolate.
Russell Morris wrote: there are 3 fried squirrel carcasses Squirrel jerky! Yummmm!!
