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  • J Jeremy Falcon

    Josh Smith wrote:

    I discovered that little bit of magic on my prom night...

    Nobody cares what you did to your dog man.

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    Josh Smith
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    Jeremy Falcon wrote:

    Nobody cares what you did to your dog man.

    I doubt your sister would appreciate being referred to as a dog! ;)

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      Josh Smith wrote:

      I discovered that little bit of magic on my prom night...

      Nobody cares what you did to your dog man.

      Jeremy Falcon

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      Jorgen Sigvardsson
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      You have an uncanny gift for deduction. :~

      -- Filmed on Location

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        You have an uncanny gift for deduction. :~

        -- Filmed on Location

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        Josh Smith
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        Jörgen Sigvardsson wrote:

        You have an uncanny gift for deduction.

        Some call it deduction, others call it being a wise ass. :)

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          Jeremy Falcon wrote:

          Nobody cares what you did to your dog man.

          I doubt your sister would appreciate being referred to as a dog! ;)

          :josh: My WPF Blog[^]

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          Jeremy Falcon
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          Josh Smith wrote:

          I doubt your sister would appreciate being referred to as a dog!

          I bet your mom is upset you thought she was my sister. :->

          Jeremy Falcon

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            You have an uncanny gift for deduction. :~

            -- Filmed on Location

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            Jeremy Falcon
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            Why thank you. :-D

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            • J Jeremy Falcon

              Josh Smith wrote:

              I doubt your sister would appreciate being referred to as a dog!

              I bet your mom is upset you thought she was my sister. :->

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              Josh Smith
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              Jeremy Falcon wrote:

              I bet your mom is upset you thought she was my sister.

              That would explain the deja vu...

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                Jeremy Falcon wrote:

                I bet your mom is upset you thought she was my sister.

                That would explain the deja vu...

                :josh: My WPF Blog[^]

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                Jeremy Falcon
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                Josh Smith wrote:

                That would explain the deja vu...

                Your mom was upset twice? :laugh:

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                • J Jeremy Falcon

                  Josh Smith wrote:

                  That would explain the deja vu...

                  Your mom was upset twice? :laugh:

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                  Jeremy Falcon wrote:

                  Your mom was upset twice?

                  Yeah, something like that... :rolleyes:

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                    Jeremy Falcon wrote:

                    Your mom was upset twice?

                    Yeah, something like that... :rolleyes:

                    :josh: My WPF Blog[^]

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                    Jeremy Falcon
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                    Josh Smith wrote:

                    Yeah, something like that...

                    I think I'm running out of lines here. Damn.

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                    • J Jeremy Falcon

                      Josh Smith wrote:

                      Yeah, something like that...

                      I think I'm running out of lines here. Damn.

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                      Josh Smith
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                      Jeremy Falcon wrote:

                      I think I'm running out of lines here. Damn.

                      I can keep going all day, bring it on Falcon! ;P

                      :josh: My WPF Blog[^]

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                        Jeremy Falcon wrote:

                        I think I'm running out of lines here. Damn.

                        I can keep going all day, bring it on Falcon! ;P

                        :josh: My WPF Blog[^]

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                        Jeremy Falcon
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                        Josh Smith wrote:

                        I can keep going all day, bring it on Falcon!

                        Hmm. Then I propose "your mama" jokes. So, without further ado... You're momma's so fat, it takes her two trips to haul ass. That's about the only good one I know.

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                          Josh Smith wrote:

                          I can keep going all day, bring it on Falcon!

                          Hmm. Then I propose "your mama" jokes. So, without further ado... You're momma's so fat, it takes her two trips to haul ass. That's about the only good one I know.

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                          Josh Smith
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                          Jeremy Falcon wrote:

                          Hmm. Then I propose "your mama" jokes. So, without further ado...

                          :laugh: Your momma's so poor, she can't pay attention.

                          :josh: My WPF Blog[^]

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                            Jeremy Falcon wrote:

                            Hmm. Then I propose "your mama" jokes. So, without further ado...

                            :laugh: Your momma's so poor, she can't pay attention.

                            :josh: My WPF Blog[^]

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                            Jeremy Falcon
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                            Yo mama so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized. I cheated on that one. Google hath provided.

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                              Yo mama so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized. I cheated on that one. Google hath provided.

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                              Josh Smith
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                              Jeremy Falcon wrote:

                              I cheated on that one. Google hath provided.

                              Sorry, you lose. Try again. ;P BTW - your momma's so ugly that when you were born, the doctor said "It's a human?!"

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                                Jeremy Falcon wrote:

                                I cheated on that one. Google hath provided.

                                Sorry, you lose. Try again. ;P BTW - your momma's so ugly that when you were born, the doctor said "It's a human?!"

                                :josh: My WPF Blog[^]

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                                Jeremy Falcon
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                                Josh Smith wrote:

                                Sorry, you lose. Try again.

                                Hmmm... You're mamma is so crazy, she uses Linux and likes it! Ha! :laugh:

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                                  Josh Smith wrote:

                                  Sorry, you lose. Try again.

                                  Hmmm... You're mamma is so crazy, she uses Linux and likes it! Ha! :laugh:

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                                  Jeremy Falcon wrote:

                                  You're mamma is so crazy, she uses Linux and likes it!

                                  I doubt my mom has heard of Linux. :) Speaking of moms... Your mother is so fat that she uses Crisco as perfume.

                                  :josh: My WPF Blog[^]

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                                    Jeremy Falcon wrote:

                                    You're mamma is so crazy, she uses Linux and likes it!

                                    I doubt my mom has heard of Linux. :) Speaking of moms... Your mother is so fat that she uses Crisco as perfume.

                                    :josh: My WPF Blog[^]

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                                    Jeremy Falcon
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                                    You're momma is so short, her thigh-highs can suffocate her.

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                                      You're momma is so short, her thigh-highs can suffocate her.

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                                      Josh Smith
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                                      Your mother is so fat that she eats Wheat Thicks.

                                      :josh: My WPF Blog[^]

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                                        You're momma is so short, her thigh-highs can suffocate her.

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                                        Ennis Ray Lynch Jr
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                                        Your mommas so thin she has to run circles in the shower to get wet.

                                        A man said to the universe: "Sir I exist!" "However," replied the Universe, "The fact has not created in me A sense of obligation." -- Stephen Crane

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                                          Your mommas so thin she has to run circles in the shower to get wet.

                                          A man said to the universe: "Sir I exist!" "However," replied the Universe, "The fact has not created in me A sense of obligation." -- Stephen Crane

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                                          Jeremy Falcon
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                                          :-D

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