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  • J Jeremy Falcon

    Josh Smith wrote:

    I discovered that little bit of magic on my prom night...

    Nobody cares what you did to your dog man.

    Jeremy Falcon

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    Jorgen Sigvardsson
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    You have an uncanny gift for deduction. :~

    -- Filmed on Location

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      You have an uncanny gift for deduction. :~

      -- Filmed on Location

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      Josh Smith
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      Jörgen Sigvardsson wrote:

      You have an uncanny gift for deduction.

      Some call it deduction, others call it being a wise ass. :)

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      • J Josh Smith

        Jeremy Falcon wrote:

        Nobody cares what you did to your dog man.

        I doubt your sister would appreciate being referred to as a dog! ;)

        :josh: My WPF Blog[^]

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        Jeremy Falcon
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        Josh Smith wrote:

        I doubt your sister would appreciate being referred to as a dog!

        I bet your mom is upset you thought she was my sister. :->

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        • J Jorgen Sigvardsson

          You have an uncanny gift for deduction. :~

          -- Filmed on Location

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          Jeremy Falcon
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          Why thank you. :-D

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          • J Jeremy Falcon

            Josh Smith wrote:

            I doubt your sister would appreciate being referred to as a dog!

            I bet your mom is upset you thought she was my sister. :->

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            Josh Smith
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            Jeremy Falcon wrote:

            I bet your mom is upset you thought she was my sister.

            That would explain the deja vu...

            :josh: My WPF Blog[^]

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              Jeremy Falcon wrote:

              I bet your mom is upset you thought she was my sister.

              That would explain the deja vu...

              :josh: My WPF Blog[^]

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              Jeremy Falcon
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              Josh Smith wrote:

              That would explain the deja vu...

              Your mom was upset twice? :laugh:

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                Josh Smith wrote:

                That would explain the deja vu...

                Your mom was upset twice? :laugh:

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                Josh Smith
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                Jeremy Falcon wrote:

                Your mom was upset twice?

                Yeah, something like that... :rolleyes:

                :josh: My WPF Blog[^]

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                  Jeremy Falcon wrote:

                  Your mom was upset twice?

                  Yeah, something like that... :rolleyes:

                  :josh: My WPF Blog[^]

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                  Jeremy Falcon
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                  Josh Smith wrote:

                  Yeah, something like that...

                  I think I'm running out of lines here. Damn.

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                  • J Jeremy Falcon

                    Josh Smith wrote:

                    Yeah, something like that...

                    I think I'm running out of lines here. Damn.

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                    Josh Smith
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                    Jeremy Falcon wrote:

                    I think I'm running out of lines here. Damn.

                    I can keep going all day, bring it on Falcon! ;P

                    :josh: My WPF Blog[^]

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                      Jeremy Falcon wrote:

                      I think I'm running out of lines here. Damn.

                      I can keep going all day, bring it on Falcon! ;P

                      :josh: My WPF Blog[^]

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                      Jeremy Falcon
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                      Josh Smith wrote:

                      I can keep going all day, bring it on Falcon!

                      Hmm. Then I propose "your mama" jokes. So, without further ado... You're momma's so fat, it takes her two trips to haul ass. That's about the only good one I know.

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                        Josh Smith wrote:

                        I can keep going all day, bring it on Falcon!

                        Hmm. Then I propose "your mama" jokes. So, without further ado... You're momma's so fat, it takes her two trips to haul ass. That's about the only good one I know.

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                        Josh Smith
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                        Jeremy Falcon wrote:

                        Hmm. Then I propose "your mama" jokes. So, without further ado...

                        :laugh: Your momma's so poor, she can't pay attention.

                        :josh: My WPF Blog[^]

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                          Jeremy Falcon wrote:

                          Hmm. Then I propose "your mama" jokes. So, without further ado...

                          :laugh: Your momma's so poor, she can't pay attention.

                          :josh: My WPF Blog[^]

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                          Jeremy Falcon
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                          Yo mama so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized. I cheated on that one. Google hath provided.

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                            Yo mama so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized. I cheated on that one. Google hath provided.

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                            Josh Smith
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                            Jeremy Falcon wrote:

                            I cheated on that one. Google hath provided.

                            Sorry, you lose. Try again. ;P BTW - your momma's so ugly that when you were born, the doctor said "It's a human?!"

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                              Jeremy Falcon wrote:

                              I cheated on that one. Google hath provided.

                              Sorry, you lose. Try again. ;P BTW - your momma's so ugly that when you were born, the doctor said "It's a human?!"

                              :josh: My WPF Blog[^]

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                              Josh Smith wrote:

                              Sorry, you lose. Try again.

                              Hmmm... You're mamma is so crazy, she uses Linux and likes it! Ha! :laugh:

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                                Josh Smith wrote:

                                Sorry, you lose. Try again.

                                Hmmm... You're mamma is so crazy, she uses Linux and likes it! Ha! :laugh:

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                                Josh Smith
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                                Jeremy Falcon wrote:

                                You're mamma is so crazy, she uses Linux and likes it!

                                I doubt my mom has heard of Linux. :) Speaking of moms... Your mother is so fat that she uses Crisco as perfume.

                                :josh: My WPF Blog[^]

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                                  Jeremy Falcon wrote:

                                  You're mamma is so crazy, she uses Linux and likes it!

                                  I doubt my mom has heard of Linux. :) Speaking of moms... Your mother is so fat that she uses Crisco as perfume.

                                  :josh: My WPF Blog[^]

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                                  Jeremy Falcon
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                                  You're momma is so short, her thigh-highs can suffocate her.

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                                    You're momma is so short, her thigh-highs can suffocate her.

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                                    Josh Smith
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                                    Your mother is so fat that she eats Wheat Thicks.

                                    :josh: My WPF Blog[^]

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                                      You're momma is so short, her thigh-highs can suffocate her.

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                                      Ennis Ray Lynch Jr
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                                      Your mommas so thin she has to run circles in the shower to get wet.

                                      A man said to the universe: "Sir I exist!" "However," replied the Universe, "The fact has not created in me A sense of obligation." -- Stephen Crane

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                                        Your mommas so thin she has to run circles in the shower to get wet.

                                        A man said to the universe: "Sir I exist!" "However," replied the Universe, "The fact has not created in me A sense of obligation." -- Stephen Crane

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                                        Jeremy Falcon
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                                        :-D

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                                        • J Josh Smith

                                          Your mother is so fat that she eats Wheat Thicks.

                                          :josh: My WPF Blog[^]

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                                          Jeremy Falcon
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                                          You momma is telling you to stop, and I agree. ;P Nah, I gotta get back to my library yo.

                                          Jeremy Falcon

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