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  • realJSOPR realJSOP

    Read his reply to my first message in this thread: http://www.codeproject.com/lounge.asp?msg=1644273#xx1644273xx[^] He seems to think he has the ability to rough me up. In the interest of saving him fuel and saving his parents the expense of a closed-casket funeral, I am offering alternative avenues through which he can harvest satisfaction (or at least make the attempt to do so). In this particular instance, I would have to run out and purchase the game (I was already considering it). :) [EDIT] Corrected the link... -- modified at 12:44 Monday 28th August, 2006

    "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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    "...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001

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    His reply was the best thing I've ever seen in my life. Your offer here is to generous. If he accepts the former I want a Link-skin wallet but I won't pay much for it probably isn't worth much.:-D


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      Jeremy Falcon wrote:

      my girlfriend

      Jeremy, you forgot to tag your post with the Joke icon. :rolleyes:

      Jeremy Falcon wrote:

      first game to make after I finish the initial version of my engine.

      I look forward to seeing that. :)

      225 years ago, we set an example for the rest of the world by creating a country where everyone could vote...
      Well, except for women and black people, but we fixed that!
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      David Stone wrote:

      Jeremy, you forgot to tag your post with the Joke icon.

      Good one. :-D

      David Stone wrote:

      I look forward to seeing that.

      Well, I do intend on releasing it to CP. It won't be for money, just for learning with. And can't think of another site for feedback that I'd rather put it on other than CP.

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        Jeremy Falcon wrote:

        We're (my girlfriend and I) are already working on the story for the first game to make after I finish the initial version of my engine.

        I hope it does better than the two games that have sat in the back of my brain for the last 20 years. :)

        _________________________ Asu no koto o ieba, tenjo de nezumi ga warau. Talk about things of tomorrow and the mice in the ceiling laugh. (Japanese Proverb)

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        Jeffry J. Brickley wrote:

        I hope it does better than the two games that have sat in the back of my brain for the last 20 years.

        Ouch. I've had one called "The Legend of the Foreigner" that was all about time travel and it's complexities I wanted to make since I was a wee lad. But now, that idea has been played out so much I doubt I'll ever make it. But anywho, the one we're working on now, It doesn't have a name yet, but so far but it will have a medieval theme (naturally). We already have several character plots and names like Princess Idony, Percival, Rolan, Bridgett (spelt the old way), etc. Two oposing cites Theagon vs. Duret and their history. Of course, I'm sure it'll take at *least* the better part of six months or more to finish (probably longer), but it'll be fun.

        Jeremy Falcon A multithreaded, OpenGL-enabled application.[^]

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          Don't play with your food John - ok, just a bit :laugh:

          The tigress is here :-D

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          I can't help myself... :) He was all big and bad a couple of hours ago, and now, nothing. I've provided the means, and now he cowers in the corner.

          "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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          "...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001

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          • realJSOPR realJSOP

            He's a geek that hangs out here who stalks women that aren't aware he's even alive. He's probably got so little pigment in his skin that he's almost translucent. He lives on a diet of Twinkies, Cheesie Poofs, Jolt Kola, and unrequited love. His favorite web site right now is YouTube.com because he can live vicariously through the video productions of complete strangers (quite often at the same level of loser-dom as he is). He continually posts drivel about how he's going to do this or that to win a given womans heart, despite the fact that the woman either doesn't know he's alive, or does know he's alive but has paired that info with a restraining order. He once drove a whore to Boise so she could hook up with another guy, but he has never mentioned how that turned out (not that anyone here really cares). The last couple of threads I started are the result of his first response to anything I post to/about him in the last six months. I mean seriously, he's severely under-developed where trading insults is concerned. Just do a search for Link2006 and revel in the plethora of smegma he posts. He's not really disliked, but his constant whining is enough to drive even the most stable among us (that would be me) stark raving mad. And that, dear sir, is Link2006. (I've also heard it's a patch for the MFC CListCtrl.)

            "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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            "...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001

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            At least next year we'll have the new and improved Link2007 version.

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            • realJSOPR realJSOP

              I dunno - I play games on a real computer, not some hack hardware that Microsoft decided to crap out in order to dominate yet another market... :)

              "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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              "...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001

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              Yeah, good descision.... you probably should stay away from Ghost Recon. :-D

              led mike

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              • realJSOPR realJSOP

                He's a geek that hangs out here who stalks women that aren't aware he's even alive. He's probably got so little pigment in his skin that he's almost translucent. He lives on a diet of Twinkies, Cheesie Poofs, Jolt Kola, and unrequited love. His favorite web site right now is YouTube.com because he can live vicariously through the video productions of complete strangers (quite often at the same level of loser-dom as he is). He continually posts drivel about how he's going to do this or that to win a given womans heart, despite the fact that the woman either doesn't know he's alive, or does know he's alive but has paired that info with a restraining order. He once drove a whore to Boise so she could hook up with another guy, but he has never mentioned how that turned out (not that anyone here really cares). The last couple of threads I started are the result of his first response to anything I post to/about him in the last six months. I mean seriously, he's severely under-developed where trading insults is concerned. Just do a search for Link2006 and revel in the plethora of smegma he posts. He's not really disliked, but his constant whining is enough to drive even the most stable among us (that would be me) stark raving mad. And that, dear sir, is Link2006. (I've also heard it's a patch for the MFC CListCtrl.)

                "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
                -----
                "...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001

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                man and i thought you were losing your touch and eloquence :rolleyes:


                "there is no spoon"
                {some projects} {about me}

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                  His reply was the best thing I've ever seen in my life. Your offer here is to generous. If he accepts the former I want a Link-skin wallet but I won't pay much for it probably isn't worth much.:-D


                  Check out my 7 Part Series on Networking[^] Spyware Giving You Fits? Read My Latest Article.[^]

                  Welcome to the CodeProject!- أهلاً بكم في كود بروجكت - Καλώς ήλθες στο τόπο τωνκοδικων - സീപിയിലേക്കൂ സ്വാഗതം - コード·プロジェクトへようこそ - Добро пожаловатьна - كوڈ ڀراجيكٹ ميں خوش آمديد - ಸೀಪೀ" ಗೆ ಸ್ವಾಗತ

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                  I'm all for letting him rot where he falls, but I have some skills where letaher work is concerned, so I'll see what I can do. :)

                  "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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                  "...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001

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                  • realJSOPR realJSOP

                    I can't help myself... :) He was all big and bad a couple of hours ago, and now, nothing. I've provided the means, and now he cowers in the corner.

                    "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
                    -----
                    "...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001

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                    He's probably started highschool again for the year, and isn't able to post here because of the netnanny software having a 11 item whitelist.

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                    • J Jeremy Falcon

                      Jeffry J. Brickley wrote:

                      I hope it does better than the two games that have sat in the back of my brain for the last 20 years.

                      Ouch. I've had one called "The Legend of the Foreigner" that was all about time travel and it's complexities I wanted to make since I was a wee lad. But now, that idea has been played out so much I doubt I'll ever make it. But anywho, the one we're working on now, It doesn't have a name yet, but so far but it will have a medieval theme (naturally). We already have several character plots and names like Princess Idony, Percival, Rolan, Bridgett (spelt the old way), etc. Two oposing cites Theagon vs. Duret and their history. Of course, I'm sure it'll take at *least* the better part of six months or more to finish (probably longer), but it'll be fun.

                      Jeremy Falcon A multithreaded, OpenGL-enabled application.[^]

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                      Jeremy Falcon wrote:

                      Of course, I'm sure it'll take at *least* the better part of six months or more to finish (probably longer), but it'll be fun.

                      You do realize that most games take a year or two with a team of programmers right? Actually my games still haven't been done. One came close. But the ideas I came up with are still unique. I just got caught up with live visualization/simulation without the plot. ;)

                      _________________________ Asu no koto o ieba, tenjo de nezumi ga warau. Talk about things of tomorrow and the mice in the ceiling laugh. (Japanese Proverb)

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                        Nishant Sivakumar wrote:

                        Some believe that Link2006 is a malfunctioning posting bot

                        Kinda like Adnan Siddiqi (only with him it is the spelling and grammar methods that are fubar)?

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                        Adnan Siddiqui is multi-threaded, and none of those threads ever sleep.

                        Cheers, Vikram.


                        "whoever I am, I'm not other people" - Corinna John.

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                        • E El Corazon

                          Jeremy Falcon wrote:

                          Of course, I'm sure it'll take at *least* the better part of six months or more to finish (probably longer), but it'll be fun.

                          You do realize that most games take a year or two with a team of programmers right? Actually my games still haven't been done. One came close. But the ideas I came up with are still unique. I just got caught up with live visualization/simulation without the plot. ;)

                          _________________________ Asu no koto o ieba, tenjo de nezumi ga warau. Talk about things of tomorrow and the mice in the ceiling laugh. (Japanese Proverb)

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                          Jeffry J. Brickley wrote:

                          You do realize that most games take a year or two with a team of programmers right?

                          Of course I know that. ;P That's why I'm trying to keep the story relatively short and thinking of ways to cut corners (buying prebuilt objects like trees, doing hoodoo-voodoo chants, etc.). But I fully expect it to take a good while nonetheless. I guess I should be more specific though. That timeframe mentioned would be after my library is finished. A year may be more realistic considering it's also a learning process (but I used "or more" to cover my backside hehe). So, that's why the story will be short and sweet - not too short, but shorter than a commercial game's for sure. [edit] Also I don't intend for the level of object detail to be that of a commercial game released this day and age. And my graphic skills aren't *that* great, good not great. I'm aiming for circa Zelda OOT style graphics at first. [/edit]

                          Jeremy Falcon A multithreaded, OpenGL-enabled application.[^]

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                            man and i thought you were losing your touch and eloquence :rolleyes:


                            "there is no spoon"
                            {some projects} {about me}

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                            I've considered that I'm either bored or simply apathetic towards meandering speeches containing immense words woven so closely within the context of the current dialogue. However, our hero has inspired me, and I therefore acquiesce to his challenge of vitriolic reparté. Still, he pursues a cowards's course in that he refuses to participate once the gauntlet is returned in kind. The last fair maiden that recieved words such as these became smitten with me. Nay, and I should expect the same surrender from one so lovely as yourself, for I am already smitten by thee. :) Man, how did people get anything done back then? All those flowery words just to tell someone you wanna hookup with 'em... Sheesh! :) -- modified at 14:01 Monday 28th August, 2006

                            "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
                            -----
                            "...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001

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                              If you would prefer, we could do Quake4 - I don't have it, never seen it - no implied advantage at all... Of course, this is your last opportunity to accept without physically having your ass handed to you in a blender (assuming of course that you would have the juevos to actually make an appearance)... We all know you're in the U.S., so it's not like you're in bed or something (unless your mother has insisted that you take a time-out). C'mon tough guy - say something... [EDIT] C'mon Linky - at the very least we'll all have a bit of fun blowing each other to into small sticky globs of virtual body parts. What more perfect reason do we need? I'm not gonna drive all that way to kick your ass for ya, and you're not allowed to drive a car without an adult present. What have you got to lose? The cost of a freakin' game... [EDIT #10] Can I PM other users here? [EDIT #11] The game is only $19.99 at BestBuy. Maybe your mom can supplemnt the allowance you've managed to save to help you buy the game. If you like, I can call her and tell her it's okay. -- modified at 12:30 Monday 28th August, 2006 -- modified at 12:53 Monday 28th August, 2006 -- modified at 13:16 Monday 28th August, 2006

                              "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
                              -----
                              "...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001

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                              John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote:

                              If you like, I can call her and tell her it's okay.

                              Yeah, right. All that hassle for a phone number?


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                                Jeffry J. Brickley wrote:

                                You do realize that most games take a year or two with a team of programmers right?

                                Of course I know that. ;P That's why I'm trying to keep the story relatively short and thinking of ways to cut corners (buying prebuilt objects like trees, doing hoodoo-voodoo chants, etc.). But I fully expect it to take a good while nonetheless. I guess I should be more specific though. That timeframe mentioned would be after my library is finished. A year may be more realistic considering it's also a learning process (but I used "or more" to cover my backside hehe). So, that's why the story will be short and sweet - not too short, but shorter than a commercial game's for sure. [edit] Also I don't intend for the level of object detail to be that of a commercial game released this day and age. And my graphic skills aren't *that* great, good not great. I'm aiming for circa Zelda OOT style graphics at first. [/edit]

                                Jeremy Falcon A multithreaded, OpenGL-enabled application.[^]

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                                here's something else to keep you busy then. :-D http://www.creativitybootcamp.com/resources.htm[^] if you and your girlfriend ever get up the money.... visit the Game Designer's Conference. It will pay for itself in quality in your own work. Don't go just to look, go to learn, hit it hard with heavy class load for a week. You'd be surprised at what you can learn. and you get to hear crazy people like me prattle on about their accomplishments and problems encountered, plus bounce some ideas off them. I remember my conversation with the Niniane Wang who developed the cloud rendering technique for one of the Microsoft Flight simulators.... Discussing an imposter ring for distant clouds she said you could deliberately position the imposter ring in front or behind any mountains to make it more realistic... I asked what if you wanted them both locations because of multiple mountain ranges. She looked at me with a confused look and said, "where do you live?" then we discussed the idea of multiple imposter rings. Of course the difficulty being choosing the fewest possible so that you do not loose the performance gains of imposter rendering.... Nice lady.

                                _________________________ Asu no koto o ieba, tenjo de nezumi ga warau. Talk about things of tomorrow and the mice in the ceiling laugh. (Japanese Proverb)

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                                  Jeremy Falcon wrote:

                                  Of course, I'm sure it'll take at *least* the better part of six months or more to finish (probably longer), but it'll be fun.

                                  You do realize that most games take a year or two with a team of programmers right? Actually my games still haven't been done. One came close. But the ideas I came up with are still unique. I just got caught up with live visualization/simulation without the plot. ;)

                                  _________________________ Asu no koto o ieba, tenjo de nezumi ga warau. Talk about things of tomorrow and the mice in the ceiling laugh. (Japanese Proverb)

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                                  Jeffry J. Brickley wrote:

                                  I just got caught up with live visualization/simulation without the plot.

                                  BTW, you know what I'm gonna say to this already... But here goes anyway. Um, why don't you finish them and post an article on CP? Hey, I had to try. :rolleyes:

                                  Jeremy Falcon A multithreaded, OpenGL-enabled application.[^]

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                                    here's something else to keep you busy then. :-D http://www.creativitybootcamp.com/resources.htm[^] if you and your girlfriend ever get up the money.... visit the Game Designer's Conference. It will pay for itself in quality in your own work. Don't go just to look, go to learn, hit it hard with heavy class load for a week. You'd be surprised at what you can learn. and you get to hear crazy people like me prattle on about their accomplishments and problems encountered, plus bounce some ideas off them. I remember my conversation with the Niniane Wang who developed the cloud rendering technique for one of the Microsoft Flight simulators.... Discussing an imposter ring for distant clouds she said you could deliberately position the imposter ring in front or behind any mountains to make it more realistic... I asked what if you wanted them both locations because of multiple mountain ranges. She looked at me with a confused look and said, "where do you live?" then we discussed the idea of multiple imposter rings. Of course the difficulty being choosing the fewest possible so that you do not loose the performance gains of imposter rendering.... Nice lady.

                                    _________________________ Asu no koto o ieba, tenjo de nezumi ga warau. Talk about things of tomorrow and the mice in the ceiling laugh. (Japanese Proverb)

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                                    Jeffry J. Brickley wrote:

                                    http://www.creativitybootcamp.com/resources.htm\[^\]

                                    I so just bookmarked that site to check out later. :-D

                                    Jeffry J. Brickley wrote:

                                    visit the Game Designer's Conference.

                                    I'd love to go to GDC one day. It's that whole stupid money thing getting in the way at the moment, but maybe one day that'll change.

                                    Jeffry J. Brickley wrote:

                                    Discussing an imposter ring for distant clouds

                                    By now you should know me. You can't bring up a term of that's of interest to me, that I don't know about, and expect me not to ask. So, what's the imposter ring of a cloud?

                                    Jeremy Falcon A multithreaded, OpenGL-enabled application.[^]

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                                      Jeffry J. Brickley wrote:

                                      I just got caught up with live visualization/simulation without the plot.

                                      BTW, you know what I'm gonna say to this already... But here goes anyway. Um, why don't you finish them and post an article on CP? Hey, I had to try. :rolleyes:

                                      Jeremy Falcon A multithreaded, OpenGL-enabled application.[^]

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                                      Jeremy Falcon wrote:

                                      Um, why don't you finish them and post an article on CP? Hey, I had to try.

                                      I have been waiting for your game engine. ;P where is it? ;P

                                      _________________________ Asu no koto o ieba, tenjo de nezumi ga warau. Talk about things of tomorrow and the mice in the ceiling laugh. (Japanese Proverb)

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                                        Jeremy Falcon wrote:

                                        Um, why don't you finish them and post an article on CP? Hey, I had to try.

                                        I have been waiting for your game engine. ;P where is it? ;P

                                        _________________________ Asu no koto o ieba, tenjo de nezumi ga warau. Talk about things of tomorrow and the mice in the ceiling laugh. (Japanese Proverb)

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                                        Jeffry J. Brickley wrote:

                                        I have been waiting for your game engine.

                                        :doh::rolleyes:

                                        Jeffry J. Brickley wrote:

                                        where is it?

                                        Disneyland.

                                        Jeremy Falcon A multithreaded, OpenGL-enabled application.[^]

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                                          John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote:

                                          If you like, I can call her and tell her it's okay.

                                          Yeah, right. All that hassle for a phone number?


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                                          Linkify! || Fold With Us! || sighist

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                                          I already have the phone number. Evidently someone found Link wandering around his neighborhood wearing a bicycle helmet (in case he fell and hit his head). On the helment was one of those medical info stickers that provided his home phone number in case someone found him wandering around without supervision. Instead of calling the number, they posted it on the internet. Of course the story took a bit of a nasty turn when someone called and told Link that he was Link's father, and that the guy that was sharing his mother's bed was... waitaminit, this is getting out of hand... Forget I said anything. No, really. And put that camera away...

                                          "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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