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  • R Rama Krishna Vavilala

    Link2006 wrote:

    if you want your ass kicked, we can have a CP frag party this sunday.

    Great! Now I am confused. Where should I put my money on you or on John?


    Debugging is twice as hard as writing the code in the first place. Therefore, if you write the code as cleverly as possible, you are, by definition, not smart enough to debug it. -Brian Kernighan

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    Vikram A Punathambekar
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    Both? :-D

    Cheers, Vikram.


    "whoever I am, I'm not other people" - Corinna John.

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    • Richard Andrew x64R Richard Andrew x64

      I don't mean to ruffle feathers, but I don't see why people pick on Link and vote down his posts, and tell him he is a nuisance. Some of his posts may be inane, but I have never seen anything malicious about them. Is he the focus of ridicule simply because he's a little different?

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      leckey 0
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      I got to the point after I was feeling sorry for myself about turning 30 he told me that I need to chill and go birth some children.

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      • L Link2600

        Sorry I didn't see your earlier posts until now, you kept suggesting FPS titles to challenge me, but didn't you know I'm Fatal1ty's dearest secret mentor? I'm quite busy mon - fri, if you want your ass kicked, we can have a CP frag party this sunday. We can also play HL2 deathmatch, so I can frag you with a toilet with a gravity gun, which is my favorite. Also, I have never stalked that woman once! So, stop making up story. Thank you. :)

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        Vivek Rajan
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        Link2006 wrote:

        We can also play HL2 deathmatch, so I can frag you with a toilet with a gravity gun, which is my favorite.

        Holy crap ! You dont stand a chance of lasting even a minute unless you are intimately familiar with these games (weapons, moves, key combos). I tried to play HL2 with my 12 year old nephew, it is hopeless. From the looks of it John should ask for one month practice time before taking on Link.

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          I got to the point after I was feeling sorry for myself about turning 30 he told me that I need to chill and go birth some children.

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          Link2600
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          leckey wrote:

          he told me that I need to chill and go birth some children.

          ...but babies are so cute ;P ;P No? :confused:

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          • V Vivek Rajan

            Link2006 wrote:

            We can also play HL2 deathmatch, so I can frag you with a toilet with a gravity gun, which is my favorite.

            Holy crap ! You dont stand a chance of lasting even a minute unless you are intimately familiar with these games (weapons, moves, key combos). I tried to play HL2 with my 12 year old nephew, it is hopeless. From the looks of it John should ask for one month practice time before taking on Link.

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            Vivek Rajan
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            I must also add that I am a dinosaur - out of touch with gaming for 10 years.

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              I got to the point after I was feeling sorry for myself about turning 30 he told me that I need to chill and go birth some children.

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              Ryan Binns
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              leckey wrote:

              he told me that I need to chill and go birth some children.

              Yeah, I couldn't believe it either... :sigh:

              Ryan

              "Punctuality is only a virtue for those who aren't smart enough to think of good excuses for being late" John Nichol "Point Of Impact"

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              • L Link2600

                Sorry I didn't see your earlier posts until now, you kept suggesting FPS titles to challenge me, but didn't you know I'm Fatal1ty's dearest secret mentor? I'm quite busy mon - fri, if you want your ass kicked, we can have a CP frag party this sunday. We can also play HL2 deathmatch, so I can frag you with a toilet with a gravity gun, which is my favorite. Also, I have never stalked that woman once! So, stop making up story. Thank you. :)

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                Eytukan
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                How old are you Link?


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                • Richard Andrew x64R Richard Andrew x64

                  I don't mean to ruffle feathers, but I don't see why people pick on Link and vote down his posts, and tell him he is a nuisance. Some of his posts may be inane, but I have never seen anything malicious about them. Is he the focus of ridicule simply because he's a little different?

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                  S Douglas
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                  Richie308 wrote:

                  but I have never seen anything malicious about them.

                  Have you really been following his posts? Some of them are malicious, whether intended or not that is how they are coming across. Now if Jeremy Falcon was defending him then you could safely assume others where just jumping on his case, for being "different" or "special". There is a reason though. Jeremy is the defender of anything that smells funny. :)


                  I'd love to help, but unfortunatley I have prior commitments monitoring the length of my grass. :Andrew Bleakley:

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                  • N Nish Nishant

                    Looks like John's worst fears have come true - Link is a gamer guru!!!

                    Regards, Nish


                    Nish’s thoughts on MFC, C++/CLI and .NET (my blog)
                    Currently working on C++/CLI in Action for Manning Publications. Also visit the Ultimate Toolbox blog (New)

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                    Eytukan
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                    Nishant Sivakumar wrote:

                    gamer guru

                    :| Ask him to fight me in AOE :->


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                    • L Link2600

                      Sorry I didn't see your earlier posts until now, you kept suggesting FPS titles to challenge me, but didn't you know I'm Fatal1ty's dearest secret mentor? I'm quite busy mon - fri, if you want your ass kicked, we can have a CP frag party this sunday. We can also play HL2 deathmatch, so I can frag you with a toilet with a gravity gun, which is my favorite. Also, I have never stalked that woman once! So, stop making up story. Thank you. :)

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                      realJSOP
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                      Link2006 wrote:

                      Sorry I didn't see your earlier posts until now, you kept suggesting FPS titles to challenge me, but didn't you know I'm Fatal1ty's dearest secret mentor? I'm quite busy mon - fri, if you want your ass kicked, we can have a CP frag party this sunday. We can also play HL2 deathmatch, so I can frag you with a toilet with a gravity gun, which is my favorite.

                      I don't play half-life (although I do have HL2, but only so I can play DOD:S). It seems the respondents that claimed a game preference liked Quake4. The wife was going to pick it up for me on her way home from work last night, but Target didn't have it.

                      "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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                      • N Nish Nishant

                        Looks like John's worst fears have come true - Link is a gamer guru!!!

                        Regards, Nish


                        Nish’s thoughts on MFC, C++/CLI and .NET (my blog)
                        Currently working on C++/CLI in Action for Manning Publications. Also visit the Ultimate Toolbox blog (New)

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                        Nishant Sivakumar wrote:

                        Looks like John's worst fears have come true - Link is a gamer guru!!!

                        Ummmm, I don't think so...

                        "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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                        "...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001

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                        • Richard Andrew x64R Richard Andrew x64

                          I don't mean to ruffle feathers, but I don't see why people pick on Link and vote down his posts, and tell him he is a nuisance. Some of his posts may be inane, but I have never seen anything malicious about them. Is he the focus of ridicule simply because he's a little different?

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                          This whole thing started after he offered to "take it outside". I gave him an "outside" to take it to. In fact, I gave him an "outside" that everyone else can participate in as well. Regardless of the game used, it'll be fun.

                          "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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                          "...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001

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                          • L leckey 0

                            I got to the point after I was feeling sorry for myself about turning 30 he told me that I need to chill and go birth some children.

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                            realJSOP
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                            Really? I'm sorry I missed that one...

                            "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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                            "...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001

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                            • V Vivek Rajan

                              Link2006 wrote:

                              We can also play HL2 deathmatch, so I can frag you with a toilet with a gravity gun, which is my favorite.

                              Holy crap ! You dont stand a chance of lasting even a minute unless you are intimately familiar with these games (weapons, moves, key combos). I tried to play HL2 with my 12 year old nephew, it is hopeless. From the looks of it John should ask for one month practice time before taking on Link.

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                              realJSOP
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                              Well, I don't play HL. I used to play quake back in the day, but for the last couple of years, I've playing DayOfDefeat because I like the WW2 theme. I'm willing to play quake4, but I gotta buy it first. Since it's only $20 at BestBuy, I figure everyone else can afford it too. I don't need a month's practice, I just have to bind the keys in such a way as to mitigate the my lack of maneuverability due to my miter-saw accident from a few years ago - I sliced all the extensor tendons on my left hand and as a result, I only have about 80% use of my left hand. I can't maneuver as well as most folks so I have to use slightly different tactics. I wonder if hooking up a joystick would help that...

                              "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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                              "...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001

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                              • R Rama Krishna Vavilala

                                Link2006 wrote:

                                if you want your ass kicked, we can have a CP frag party this sunday.

                                Great! Now I am confused. Where should I put my money on you or on John?


                                Debugging is twice as hard as writing the code in the first place. Therefore, if you write the code as cleverly as possible, you are, by definition, not smart enough to debug it. -Brian Kernighan

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                                I have a feeling that if more than just me and Link participated, people would gang up on him just out of spite, at least for the first few minutes. :)

                                "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
                                -----
                                "...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001

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                                • realJSOPR realJSOP

                                  This whole thing started after he offered to "take it outside". I gave him an "outside" to take it to. In fact, I gave him an "outside" that everyone else can participate in as well. Regardless of the game used, it'll be fun.

                                  "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
                                  -----
                                  "...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001

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                                  > Regardless of the game used, it'll be fun. So, is this still on? With DOD:S?

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                                    > Regardless of the game used, it'll be fun. So, is this still on? With DOD:S?

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                                    realJSOP
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                                    I would prefer DOD:S, but he wannts to use HL2. I'm going to get Quake4 to serve as a possible middle ground (it's also cheaper to buy than DOD:S) and see what happens. I think I saw two other people say they'd prefer quake 4...

                                    "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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                                    "...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001

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