Gay sheep
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Whjat do people think about our ovine freinds. Surgical correction , or just leave them to it? http://www.stopanimaltests.com/f-gaysheep.asp[^]
Silly. You can employ good old Pavlow to get them aroused by the other sex, and disgusted by their own.
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Which leads me neatly on to my new website concept. I can't seem to make much money from breeding and butchering my livestock so I'm wondering if there might be an opportunity for them as internet porn stars. The format would be basically the same as your average smut site but it would feature my farm animals instead of the usual suspects. The front page could have a picture of a nice friesian heiffer, discretely made modest by a carefully positioned hedge and a big button labelled "see me naked inside". The possibilities are endless and there are as far as I know no legal; restricions on the graphic and explicit depiction of farm animals of any species, breed, age and from any angle in any country. I've thought of the following categories: Outdoor sex scenes Udders to die for Young bulling heifers ready and willing to please Bull on bull cow on cow Under 30 months Inter breed Inter species Reader's ewes All I need is the web hosting company a desingner and someone to sort out the e commerce.
I choose to ignore the more disturbing aspects of this post. Does this mean you're a farmer who codes for fun ? PJ has a chook farm, so you're not alone if this is the case. I have a hobby farm, I have chooks and sheep. I've kept pigs for slaughter, but we breed our sheep. I'd love to have cows ( mmmm - sirloin ), but my wife is dead set against it.
Christian Graus - Microsoft MVP - C++ Metal Musings - Rex and my new metal blog
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Then there's my dog who only ever seems to go for castrated Tom cats. I think it's somethin g to do with the smell of those nipped out testicles. Each to his own I suppose...
Interracial sex eh? I can't wait to hear Kyle's opinion about this...
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Christian Graus wrote:
Either way, sheep are apparently the only animals that can be gay.
You haven't seen bulls "practicing" have you? :)
-- No humans were probed in the making of this episode
Then there's my dog who only ever seems to go for castrated Tom cats. I think it's somethin g to do with the smell of those nipped out testicles. Each to his own I suppose...
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Whatever the sexual preference of individuals it is their business, not mine or anybody elses. I find it difficult to justify why science would want to establish any psychological reasons for this. I feel that science should not poke around with things that is none of it's business. You call it a cruel situation, I suspect that many would disagree as they may be very content with their situation. Anyhow, as I recall Freud had something to say about homosexualality.
Didn't Freud have something to say about most things?
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Let them and their bovine friends do whatever they want. All I require is clean meat. ;P
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Steady on their Jorg old boy!
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I choose to ignore the more disturbing aspects of this post. Does this mean you're a farmer who codes for fun ? PJ has a chook farm, so you're not alone if this is the case. I have a hobby farm, I have chooks and sheep. I've kept pigs for slaughter, but we breed our sheep. I'd love to have cows ( mmmm - sirloin ), but my wife is dead set against it.
Christian Graus - Microsoft MVP - C++ Metal Musings - Rex and my new metal blog
No I'm a coder who farms for fun. We have a few sheep and about twenty Devons. Beautiful animals although we are just about to send quite a few off.
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Whatever the sexual preference of individuals it is their business, not mine or anybody elses. I find it difficult to justify why science would want to establish any psychological reasons for this. I feel that science should not poke around with things that is none of it's business. You call it a cruel situation, I suspect that many would disagree as they may be very content with their situation. Anyhow, as I recall Freud had something to say about homosexualality.
Are you saying that it is absolutely impossible for a homosexual to ever want to change? If it turns out to be a simple hormone treatment or some kind of complex gene therapy why not give those who wish to have it access to it? If a parent found out that their child carried a gene predisposing them to homosexuality, why should they not have any possible treatments for it made available to them? I don't see the harm in that. To do otherwise would be to bend science to your political agenda.
Thank God for disproportional force.
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Christian Graus wrote:
Either way, sheep are apparently the only animals that can be gay.
You haven't seen bulls "practicing" have you? :)
-- No humans were probed in the making of this episode
No, the point is that sheep ( I am told ) are the only animals that are *gay*. Lots of animals 'practice', that's what I meant by 'prison sex', gay sex because there are no chicks about. But, some sheep will ignore the ewes even if they are there. Or are you saying bulls do the same, that's not how I interpret the word 'practice'.
Christian Graus - Microsoft MVP - C++ Metal Musings - Rex and my new metal blog
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I choose to ignore the more disturbing aspects of this post. Does this mean you're a farmer who codes for fun ? PJ has a chook farm, so you're not alone if this is the case. I have a hobby farm, I have chooks and sheep. I've kept pigs for slaughter, but we breed our sheep. I'd love to have cows ( mmmm - sirloin ), but my wife is dead set against it.
Christian Graus - Microsoft MVP - C++ Metal Musings - Rex and my new metal blog
"I'd love to have cows ( mmmm - sirloin ), but my wife is dead set against it. " You could register with my site, it won't appear on your credit card bill, so she need never knwow.... ;)
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No I'm a coder who farms for fun. We have a few sheep and about twenty Devons. Beautiful animals although we are just about to send quite a few off.
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Are you saying that it is absolutely impossible for a homosexual to ever want to change? If it turns out to be a simple hormone treatment or some kind of complex gene therapy why not give those who wish to have it access to it? If a parent found out that their child carried a gene predisposing them to homosexuality, why should they not have any possible treatments for it made available to them? I don't see the harm in that. To do otherwise would be to bend science to your political agenda.
Thank God for disproportional force.
I think I'm like most straight 'liberals', open and accepting about homosexuals but praying that my children aren't.
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Didn't Freud have something to say about most things?
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Interracial sex eh? I can't wait to hear Kyle's opinion about this...
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Dog + castrated cat is more than just inter racial! I could get serious dosh for some of those sessions if only I'd had my video camera.
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No, the point is that sheep ( I am told ) are the only animals that are *gay*. Lots of animals 'practice', that's what I meant by 'prison sex', gay sex because there are no chicks about. But, some sheep will ignore the ewes even if they are there. Or are you saying bulls do the same, that's not how I interpret the word 'practice'.
Christian Graus - Microsoft MVP - C++ Metal Musings - Rex and my new metal blog
Christian Graus wrote:
. Or are you saying bulls do the same, that's not how I interpret the word 'practice'.
By practicing I mean taking the other bull's temperature. ;)
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Which leads me neatly on to my new website concept. I can't seem to make much money from breeding and butchering my livestock so I'm wondering if there might be an opportunity for them as internet porn stars. The format would be basically the same as your average smut site but it would feature my farm animals instead of the usual suspects. The front page could have a picture of a nice friesian heiffer, discretely made modest by a carefully positioned hedge and a big button labelled "see me naked inside". The possibilities are endless and there are as far as I know no legal; restricions on the graphic and explicit depiction of farm animals of any species, breed, age and from any angle in any country. I've thought of the following categories: Outdoor sex scenes Udders to die for Young bulling heifers ready and willing to please Bull on bull cow on cow Under 30 months Inter breed Inter species Reader's ewes All I need is the web hosting company a desingner and someone to sort out the e commerce.
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Ægidius Ahenobarbus wrote:
twenty Devons
Is this the bread of cow thats unique to Devon? Makes bloody good beef Welington
Well Devon's got all over the place bu they originate from Devon. They've got a load in your neck of the woods as well as in the States. they thrive in hot countries, although here it is wet and cold. Fairly small, stocky and dark red. Very good beef.
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Dog + castrated cat is more than just inter racial! I could get serious dosh for some of those sessions if only I'd had my video camera.
Ægidius Ahenobarbus wrote:
I could get serious dosh for some of those sessions if only I'd had my video camera.
The target audience would be...?
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I think I'm like most straight 'liberals', open and accepting about homosexuals but praying that my children aren't.
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Whatever the sexual preference of individuals it is their business, not mine or anybody elses. I find it difficult to justify why science would want to establish any psychological reasons for this. I feel that science should not poke around with things that is none of it's business. You call it a cruel situation, I suspect that many would disagree as they may be very content with their situation. Anyhow, as I recall Freud had something to say about homosexualality.
Richard A. Abbott wrote:
I feel that science should not poke around with things that is none of it's business.
I doubt a homosexual person would agree on scientific experiments if he or she didn't approve. :~
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