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What did the drummer get on their IQ test?

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    Drool

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    Tim Deveaux
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    What do you call a drummer who broke up with his girlfriend? Homeless.

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      Drool

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      Christian Graus
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      What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians ?

      Christian Graus - C++ MVP

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        What do you call a drummer who broke up with his girlfriend? Homeless.

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        Christian Graus
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        What do you do when a drummer comes to your door ? Pay him for the pizza.

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        • C Christian Graus

          What do you do when a drummer comes to your door ? Pay him for the pizza.

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          RC_Sebastien_C
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          Wasn't that a VB Programmer joke?

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            What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians ?

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            Ed Poore
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            Christian Graus wrote:

            Christian Graus - C++ MVP

            ? ;P


            Formula 1 - Short for "F1 Racing" - named after the standard "help" key in Windows, it's a sport where participants desperately search through software help files trying to find actual documentation. It's tedious and somewhat cruel, most matches ending in a draw as no participant is able to find anything helpful. - Shog9 Ed

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            • C Christian Graus

              What do you do when a drummer comes to your door ? Pay him for the pizza.

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              Tim Deveaux
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              And how do you know there's a drummer at the door? The knock speeds up.

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                Wasn't that a VB Programmer joke?

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                Christian Graus
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                Yeah, it's multi purpose.

                Christian Graus - C++ MVP

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                  And how do you know there's a drummer at the door? The knock speeds up.

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                  Christian Graus
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                  Ah, you can't beat that one.

                  Christian Graus - C++ MVP

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                  • C Christian Graus

                    Ah, you can't beat that one.

                    Christian Graus - C++ MVP

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                    Tim Deveaux
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                    Ugh :doh: And how do you know the stage is level? The drool comes out of both sides of the drummers mouth. (Works for banjo players too)

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                    • R RC_Sebastien_C

                      Wasn't that a VB Programmer joke?

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                      peterchen
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                      Nah, the VB guy is already busy cleaning the pool.


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                        Christian Graus wrote:

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                        ? ;P


                        Formula 1 - Short for "F1 Racing" - named after the standard "help" key in Windows, it's a sport where participants desperately search through software help files trying to find actual documentation. It's tedious and somewhat cruel, most matches ending in a draw as no participant is able to find anything helpful. - Shog9 Ed

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                        my thought exactly


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                        • E Ed Poore

                          Christian Graus wrote:

                          Christian Graus - C++ MVP

                          ? ;P


                          Formula 1 - Short for "F1 Racing" - named after the standard "help" key in Windows, it's a sport where participants desperately search through software help files trying to find actual documentation. It's tedious and somewhat cruel, most matches ending in a draw as no participant is able to find anything helpful. - Shog9 Ed

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                          Nish Nishant
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                          :laugh:

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                          • C Christian Graus

                            What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians ?

                            Christian Graus - C++ MVP

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                            Jon Pawley
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                            What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians ? Christian Graus

                            I don't get it...

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                              Christian Graus wrote:

                              Christian Graus - C++ MVP

                              ? ;P


                              Formula 1 - Short for "F1 Racing" - named after the standard "help" key in Windows, it's a sport where participants desperately search through software help files trying to find actual documentation. It's tedious and somewhat cruel, most matches ending in a draw as no participant is able to find anything helpful. - Shog9 Ed

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                              Christian Graus
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                              LOL - very good.  It took me a while to work this out, so perhaps it's right...

                              Christian Graus - C++ MVP

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                                Yeah, it's multi purpose.

                                Christian Graus - C++ MVP

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                                RC_Sebastien_C
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                                never actually heard a vb guy version, but sounded approprite :-D

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                                  Drool

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                                  Ryan Binns
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                                  Hey! As a drummer, I resent that remark! :rolleyes:

                                  Ryan

                                  "Punctuality is only a virtue for those who aren't smart enough to think of good excuses for being late" John Nichol "Point Of Impact"

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                                    Hey! As a drummer, I resent that remark! :rolleyes:

                                    Ryan

                                    "Punctuality is only a virtue for those who aren't smart enough to think of good excuses for being late" John Nichol "Point Of Impact"

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                                    Amar Chaudhary
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                                    as i see your message is 18 mins older however the replies are around 4 hours older (which are actually the reply of CG`s message :confused:

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