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What did the drummer get on their IQ test?

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  • T Tim Deveaux

    What do you call a drummer who broke up with his girlfriend? Homeless.

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    Christian Graus
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    What do you do when a drummer comes to your door ? Pay him for the pizza.

    Christian Graus - C++ MVP

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    • C Christian Graus

      What do you do when a drummer comes to your door ? Pay him for the pizza.

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      RC_Sebastien_C
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      Wasn't that a VB Programmer joke?

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      • C Christian Graus

        What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians ?

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        Ed Poore
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        Christian Graus wrote:

        Christian Graus - C++ MVP

        ? ;P


        Formula 1 - Short for "F1 Racing" - named after the standard "help" key in Windows, it's a sport where participants desperately search through software help files trying to find actual documentation. It's tedious and somewhat cruel, most matches ending in a draw as no participant is able to find anything helpful. - Shog9 Ed

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        • C Christian Graus

          What do you do when a drummer comes to your door ? Pay him for the pizza.

          Christian Graus - C++ MVP

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          Tim Deveaux
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          And how do you know there's a drummer at the door? The knock speeds up.

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          • R RC_Sebastien_C

            Wasn't that a VB Programmer joke?

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            Christian Graus
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            Yeah, it's multi purpose.

            Christian Graus - C++ MVP

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            • T Tim Deveaux

              And how do you know there's a drummer at the door? The knock speeds up.

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              Christian Graus
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              Ah, you can't beat that one.

              Christian Graus - C++ MVP

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              • C Christian Graus

                Ah, you can't beat that one.

                Christian Graus - C++ MVP

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                Tim Deveaux
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                Ugh :doh: And how do you know the stage is level? The drool comes out of both sides of the drummers mouth. (Works for banjo players too)

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                • R RC_Sebastien_C

                  Wasn't that a VB Programmer joke?

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                  peterchen
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                  Nah, the VB guy is already busy cleaning the pool.


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                  • E Ed Poore

                    Christian Graus wrote:

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                    ? ;P


                    Formula 1 - Short for "F1 Racing" - named after the standard "help" key in Windows, it's a sport where participants desperately search through software help files trying to find actual documentation. It's tedious and somewhat cruel, most matches ending in a draw as no participant is able to find anything helpful. - Shog9 Ed

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                    peterchen
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                    my thought exactly


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                    • E Ed Poore

                      Christian Graus wrote:

                      Christian Graus - C++ MVP

                      ? ;P


                      Formula 1 - Short for "F1 Racing" - named after the standard "help" key in Windows, it's a sport where participants desperately search through software help files trying to find actual documentation. It's tedious and somewhat cruel, most matches ending in a draw as no participant is able to find anything helpful. - Shog9 Ed

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                      Nish Nishant
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                      :laugh:

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                      • C Christian Graus

                        What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians ?

                        Christian Graus - C++ MVP

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                        Jon Pawley
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                        What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians ? Christian Graus

                        I don't get it...

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                        • E Ed Poore

                          Christian Graus wrote:

                          Christian Graus - C++ MVP

                          ? ;P


                          Formula 1 - Short for "F1 Racing" - named after the standard "help" key in Windows, it's a sport where participants desperately search through software help files trying to find actual documentation. It's tedious and somewhat cruel, most matches ending in a draw as no participant is able to find anything helpful. - Shog9 Ed

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                          Christian Graus
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                          LOL - very good.  It took me a while to work this out, so perhaps it's right...

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                          • C Christian Graus

                            Yeah, it's multi purpose.

                            Christian Graus - C++ MVP

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                            RC_Sebastien_C
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                            never actually heard a vb guy version, but sounded approprite :-D

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                              Drool

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                              Ryan Binns
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                              Hey! As a drummer, I resent that remark! :rolleyes:

                              Ryan

                              "Punctuality is only a virtue for those who aren't smart enough to think of good excuses for being late" John Nichol "Point Of Impact"

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                                Hey! As a drummer, I resent that remark! :rolleyes:

                                Ryan

                                "Punctuality is only a virtue for those who aren't smart enough to think of good excuses for being late" John Nichol "Point Of Impact"

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                                Amar Chaudhary
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                                as i see your message is 18 mins older however the replies are around 4 hours older (which are actually the reply of CG`s message :confused:

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