So, let me see if I got it...

[JacquesDP]

:laugh:

He who laughs last is a bit on the slow side

[vijay_aroli]

Vikram A Punathambekar wrote:

1, 2, 9 are no-nos

yes, i am with u. :)

vijay.

[realJSOP]

Oh no - I violate #4 just by posting messages about christmas lights. :) And I'd like to add #15. Cricket

"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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"...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001

[Bradml]

John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote:

Oh no - I violate #4 just by posting messages about christmas lights.

And you thought you were going to slip that past us? Not a CHANCE!

John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote:

#15. Cricket

:wtf: How are you reading my thoughts?

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Brad Australian I assume Microsoft would not use doors, because using Windows is faster.

[S Douglas]

John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote:

Oh no - I violate #4 just by posting messages

[sarcasm] There was a time when a few would have considered this a violation all unto its own :) [/sarcasm]

John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote:

#15. Cricket

I second it!

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I'd love to help, but unfortunatley I have prior commitments monitoring the length of my grass. :Andrew Bleakley:

[Rage]

So if I repost a new link of a video on youtube that gives news about new hardware for watching a movie in 3D of an israelian l*****g the balls of a nude palestinian to illustrate a programming question about filtering might-be offending web content on my current work issue (because I am obviously a sysadmin), I would get into troubles ?

~RaGE();

I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus

[Bradml]

Depends, did you mention religion?

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Brad Australian I assume Microsoft would not use doors, because using Windows is faster.

[Marc Clifton]

3. Complaining about Vista or Code Project or Dell ;P Marc

Thyme In The Country

People are just notoriously impossible. --DavidCrow
There's NO excuse for not commenting your code. -- John Simmons / outlaw programmer
People who say that they will refactor their code later to make it "good" don't understand refactoring, nor the art and craft of programming. -- Josh Smith

[vijay_aroli]

Marc Clifton wrote:

3. Complaining about Vista or Code Project or Dell

:laugh:

vijay.

[Eytukan]

or complaning about "Toxcct" :rolleyes: ** **Expressed in plain english

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:Gong: 歡迎光臨 吐 西批 :Gong:

[Rage]

Bradml wrote:

did you mention religion

Was an underline of palestinian vs. israelian.

~RaGE();

I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus

[Lost User]

You forgot Global Warming. I posted about it in the Lounge and got flamed for it. Which actually proves that Global Warming is the new religion!

Truth is the subjection of reality to an individuals perception

[realJSOP]

S Douglas wrote:

John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote: Oh no - I violate #4 just by posting messages [sarcasm] There was a time when a few would have considered this a violation all unto its own [/sarcasm]

I was actually going to stop at that point. :)

"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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"...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001

[Lost User]

Lets see the video anyway...

Truth is the subjection of reality to an individuals perception

[ednrgc]

You forgot the mention that lists, listing what can't be discussed, are also banned :doh:

[Rocky Moore]

Well, there is a forum for Vista and Code Project, let's just leave Dell out in the cold :)

Rocky <>< Latest Code Blog Post: Vista for Web Development, Read this first! Latest Tech Blog Post: USA City Burnt To Death...

[Rohde]

I don't understand it either - the wuss has left the place so I assumed t***e-posts would be all over the place. (I used *s because the "hidden" word is very dangerous). But hey, those "So, it's Friday posts" are so great. Who wanna laugh, cry or being challenged in other ways when we can read about what family member our fellow geeks are gonna visit next Saturday, or what decaffeinated drink they are gonna share with their buddies for Sunday night football etc. etc. etc. Great stuff. Maybe the idea is to make CP like Vista...uninspired and dull?

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"A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into theorems." - Paul Erdos (1913-1996)

[Rohde]

Oh nooooooooooooooooooooo.........you used the G-W word. Nooooooooooo....hell is upon us. CP - the Iran of developer sites. Must be viewed wearing a burka.

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"A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into theorems." - Paul Erdos (1913-1996)

[Ashley van Gerven]

Bradml wrote:

did you mention religion?

He just forgot to mention that the 3D movie was set in a church :)

"For fifty bucks I'd put my face in their soup and blow." - George Costanza

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[Jerry Hammond]

So, you got a problem with that?!

The worst thing about the miracle of modern communications is the Pavlovian pressure it places upon everyone to communicate whenever a bell rings. - Russell Baker