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    Bassam Abdul Baki
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    It's post-marital sex that's on the decline.[^] :laugh: :rolleyes: :( :((


    "Marge, don't discourage the boy! Weasling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals! Except the weasel." - Homer Simpson Web - Blog - RSS - Math - LinkedIn - BM

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      It's post-marital sex that's on the decline.[^] :laugh: :rolleyes: :( :((


      "Marge, don't discourage the boy! Weasling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals! Except the weasel." - Homer Simpson Web - Blog - RSS - Math - LinkedIn - BM

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      Jealous?

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        It's post-marital sex that's on the decline.[^] :laugh: :rolleyes: :( :((


        "Marge, don't discourage the boy! Weasling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals! Except the weasel." - Homer Simpson Web - Blog - RSS - Math - LinkedIn - BM

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        David Wulff
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        "Premarital sex is normal behavior for the vast majority of Americans, and has been for decades."

        Wow, what an amazing piece of research that was. How do I get funding to write reports about things everybody already knows?

        Our good friends, Concerned Middle-Aged Housewives Women for America wrote:

        "Any time I see numbers that high, I'm a little suspicious," she said. "The numbers are too pat."

        That is the best scientific rufute I have ever heard! I love it! :-D


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          It's post-marital sex that's on the decline.[^] :laugh: :rolleyes: :( :((


          "Marge, don't discourage the boy! Weasling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals! Except the weasel." - Homer Simpson Web - Blog - RSS - Math - LinkedIn - BM

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          leckey 0
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          I always hear jokes about sex going down after marriage. Ours has gotten better. Not sure why we seem to be the exception to the norm.

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          • B Bassam Abdul Baki

            It's post-marital sex that's on the decline.[^] :laugh: :rolleyes: :( :((


            "Marge, don't discourage the boy! Weasling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals! Except the weasel." - Homer Simpson Web - Blog - RSS - Math - LinkedIn - BM

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            _alank
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            Bassam Abdul-Baki wrote:

            It's post-marital sex that's on the decline.

            :laugh: Reading the title of your post I was inclined to add "Tell me something we don't already know" but seeing the above quoted line... well all I can do is chuckle and then I voted five :laugh:

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              I always hear jokes about sex going down after marriage. Ours has gotten better. Not sure why we seem to be the exception to the norm.

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              leckey wrote:

              I always hear jokes about sex going down after marriage. Ours has gotten better.

              Ah, but is "better" there a euphemism for "more often"? Or just... "better"... ;)

              ---- I just want you to be happy; That's my only little wish...

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                leckey wrote:

                I always hear jokes about sex going down after marriage. Ours has gotten better.

                Ah, but is "better" there a euphemism for "more often"? Or just... "better"... ;)

                ---- I just want you to be happy; That's my only little wish...

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                Both actually.

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                  "Premarital sex is normal behavior for the vast majority of Americans, and has been for decades."

                  Wow, what an amazing piece of research that was. How do I get funding to write reports about things everybody already knows?

                  Our good friends, Concerned Middle-Aged Housewives Women for America wrote:

                  "Any time I see numbers that high, I'm a little suspicious," she said. "The numbers are too pat."

                  That is the best scientific rufute I have ever heard! I love it! :-D


                  Ðavid Wulff What kind of music to programmers listen to?
                  Join the Code Project Last.fm group | dwulff
                  I'm so gangsta I eat cereal without the milk

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                  Bassam Abdul Baki
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                  It's a cover-up I tell you. They're trying to promote chastity so that they can keep getting it. ;)


                  "Marge, don't discourage the boy! Weasling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals! Except the weasel." - Homer Simpson Web - Blog - RSS - Math - LinkedIn - BM

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                    Both actually.

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                    In that case, i'd put it down to programming experience. It's all about Flow, ya know?

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                      I always hear jokes about sex going down after marriage. Ours has gotten better. Not sure why we seem to be the exception to the norm.

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                      Pete OHanlon
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                      leckey wrote:

                      I always hear jokes about sex going down after marriage

                      That reminds me of the old joke "My wife and I still have great sex after 30 years of marriage. Sometimes we're even in the same room"

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                        In that case, i'd put it down to programming experience. It's all about Flow, ya know?

                        ---- I just want you to be happy; That's my only little wish...

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                        Actually it's all about yoga. :badger:

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                          Actually it's all about yoga. :badger:

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                          What, and yoga's not about Flow? :) Speakin' personally, my wife's one of those ADHD people, mind always open to distractions, ya know? Gotta have a good Flow goin', or you won't accomplish anything...

                          ---- I just want you to be happy; That's my only little wish...

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                            What, and yoga's not about Flow? :) Speakin' personally, my wife's one of those ADHD people, mind always open to distractions, ya know? Gotta have a good Flow goin', or you won't accomplish anything...

                            ---- I just want you to be happy; That's my only little wish...

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                            leckey 0
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                            I'm on a medication that causes ADD so I feel your pain. It's sometimes hard to keep focused. I recommend wearing something shiny in the nether-regions.

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                              Actually it's all about yoga. :badger:

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                              Pete OHanlon
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                              leckey wrote:

                              Actually it's all about yoga.

                              Ooh bendy. BTW why did you put a picture of a Panda trying to take off there?

                              the last thing I want to see is some pasty-faced geek with skin so pale that it's almost translucent trying to bump parts with a partner - John Simmons / outlaw programmer
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                                I'm on a medication that causes ADD so I feel your pain. It's sometimes hard to keep focused. I recommend wearing something shiny in the nether-regions.

                                ____________________________________________________ If at first you don't succeed, skydiving might not be for you.

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                                leckey wrote:

                                I recommend wearing something shiny in the nether-regions.

                                Oh, i don't need to wear anything... :) :~ (Damn. I was really hoping i'd manage to get some more mileage from the word "flow" in a thread about sex. My juvenile geek humor just isn't what it used to be...)

                                ---- I just want you to be happy; That's my only little wish...

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                                  It's post-marital sex that's on the decline.[^] :laugh: :rolleyes: :( :((


                                  "Marge, don't discourage the boy! Weasling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals! Except the weasel." - Homer Simpson Web - Blog - RSS - Math - LinkedIn - BM

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                                  Pete OHanlon
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                                  That's why I'll stay a decadent European.:-D

                                  the last thing I want to see is some pasty-faced geek with skin so pale that it's almost translucent trying to bump parts with a partner - John Simmons / outlaw programmer
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                                    Actually it's all about yoga. :badger:

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                                    Jorgen Sigvardsson
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                                    Damn it woman! Now I'm really going to find a yoga place. (Not for the yoga, but for the women in the yoga class.)

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                                      "Premarital sex is normal behavior for the vast majority of Americans, and has been for decades."

                                      Wow, what an amazing piece of research that was. How do I get funding to write reports about things everybody already knows?

                                      Our good friends, Concerned Middle-Aged Housewives Women for America wrote:

                                      "Any time I see numbers that high, I'm a little suspicious," she said. "The numbers are too pat."

                                      That is the best scientific rufute I have ever heard! I love it! :-D


                                      Ðavid Wulff What kind of music to programmers listen to?
                                      Join the Code Project Last.fm group | dwulff
                                      I'm so gangsta I eat cereal without the milk

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                                      David Wulff wrote:

                                      How do I get funding to write reports about things everybody already knows?

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                                        Damn it woman! Now I'm really going to find a yoga place. (Not for the yoga, but for the women in the yoga class.)

                                        -- Transmitido en Martian en SAP

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                                        Joergen Sigvardsson wrote:

                                        Damn it woman! Now I'm really going to find a yoga place. (Not for the yoga, but for the women in the yoga class.)

                                        Try a Salsa school :)

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                                          Damn it woman! Now I'm really going to find a yoga place. (Not for the yoga, but for the women in the yoga class.)

                                          -- Transmitido en Martian en SAP

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                                          Joergen Sigvardsson wrote:

                                          Damn it woman! Now I'm really going to find a yoga place.

                                          My other half teaches belly dancing AND yoga. :-D


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