Most Americans Have Had Premarital Sex
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"Premarital sex is normal behavior for the vast majority of Americans, and has been for decades."
Wow, what an amazing piece of research that was. How do I get funding to write reports about things everybody already knows?
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"Any time I see numbers that high, I'm a little suspicious," she said. "The numbers are too pat."
That is the best scientific rufute I have ever heard! I love it! :-D
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Both actually.
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In that case, i'd put it down to programming experience. It's all about Flow, ya know?
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I always hear jokes about sex going down after marriage. Ours has gotten better. Not sure why we seem to be the exception to the norm.
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leckey wrote:
I always hear jokes about sex going down after marriage
That reminds me of the old joke "My wife and I still have great sex after 30 years of marriage. Sometimes we're even in the same room"
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In that case, i'd put it down to programming experience. It's all about Flow, ya know?
---- I just want you to be happy; That's my only little wish...
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Actually it's all about yoga. :badger:
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What, and yoga's not about Flow? :) Speakin' personally, my wife's one of those ADHD people, mind always open to distractions, ya know? Gotta have a good Flow goin', or you won't accomplish anything...
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What, and yoga's not about Flow? :) Speakin' personally, my wife's one of those ADHD people, mind always open to distractions, ya know? Gotta have a good Flow goin', or you won't accomplish anything...
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I'm on a medication that causes ADD so I feel your pain. It's sometimes hard to keep focused. I recommend wearing something shiny in the nether-regions.
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Actually it's all about yoga. :badger:
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leckey wrote:
Actually it's all about yoga.
Ooh bendy. BTW why did you put a picture of a Panda trying to take off there?
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I'm on a medication that causes ADD so I feel your pain. It's sometimes hard to keep focused. I recommend wearing something shiny in the nether-regions.
____________________________________________________ If at first you don't succeed, skydiving might not be for you.
leckey wrote:
I recommend wearing something shiny in the nether-regions.
Oh, i don't need to wear anything... :) :~ (Damn. I was really hoping i'd manage to get some more mileage from the word "flow" in a thread about sex. My juvenile geek humor just isn't what it used to be...)
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That's why I'll stay a decadent European.:-D
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Actually it's all about yoga. :badger:
____________________________________________________ If at first you don't succeed, skydiving might not be for you.
Damn it woman! Now I'm really going to find a yoga place. (Not for the yoga, but for the women in the yoga class.)
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"Premarital sex is normal behavior for the vast majority of Americans, and has been for decades."
Wow, what an amazing piece of research that was. How do I get funding to write reports about things everybody already knows?
Our good friends, Concerned Middle-Aged Housewives Women for America wrote:
"Any time I see numbers that high, I'm a little suspicious," she said. "The numbers are too pat."
That is the best scientific rufute I have ever heard! I love it! :-D
Ðavid Wulff What kind of music to programmers listen to?
Join the Code Project Last.fm group | dwulff
I'm so gangsta I eat cereal without the milkDavid Wulff wrote:
How do I get funding to write reports about things everybody already knows?
They must be affiliated with the Maximegalon Insitute of Slowly and Painfully Working Out the Surprisingly Obvious* who initially discovered that the driving force in the universe was herring sandwiches and subsequently published a paper to that effect. It was widely critisised as being stupid so they looked at their research again and noticed that what they had actually discovered was this: Boredom. They continued the research and discovered other emotions such as irritability, depression, reluctance and so on. They then had a breakthrough when they stopped using herring sandwiches whereupon they discovered relief, joy, friskiness, satisfaction and most importantly of all: The desire for happiness. * A reference to the Hitchhiker's Guide
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Damn it woman! Now I'm really going to find a yoga place. (Not for the yoga, but for the women in the yoga class.)
-- Transmitido en Martian en SAP
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Damn it woman! Now I'm really going to find a yoga place. (Not for the yoga, but for the women in the yoga class.)
-- Transmitido en Martian en SAP
Joergen Sigvardsson wrote:
Damn it woman! Now I'm really going to find a yoga place.
My other half teaches belly dancing AND yoga. :-D
"Oh, I must've did somebody some good. I think I did. So I gave her the gun and I shot her!" - Led Zeppelin - In My Time of Dying
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Joergen Sigvardsson wrote:
Damn it woman! Now I'm really going to find a yoga place.
My other half teaches belly dancing AND yoga. :-D
"Oh, I must've did somebody some good. I think I did. So I gave her the gun and I shot her!" - Led Zeppelin - In My Time of Dying
So.. what grade are you in now? ;)
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So.. what grade are you in now? ;)
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Joergen Sigvardsson wrote:
So.. what grade are you in now?
Oh, I've been failing miserably. I'm not flexible at all. Which means that I can't dance to save my life. :sigh:
"Oh, I must've did somebody some good. I think I did. So I gave her the gun and I shot her!" - Led Zeppelin - In My Time of Dying
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I'm on a medication that causes ADD so I feel your pain. It's sometimes hard to keep focused. I recommend wearing something shiny in the nether-regions.
____________________________________________________ If at first you don't succeed, skydiving might not be for you.
leckey wrote:
I recommend wearing something shiny in the nether-regions.
Chastity belt? :->
"Oh, I must've did somebody some good. I think I did. So I gave her the gun and I shot her!" - Led Zeppelin - In My Time of Dying
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Actually it's all about yoga. :badger:
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leckey wrote:
Actually it's all about yoga.
I posted this below, but you should try belly dancing. My other half teaches it and it's pretty miraculous how it works the muscles of the abdomen and hips and whatever.
"Oh, I must've did somebody some good. I think I did. So I gave her the gun and I shot her!" - Led Zeppelin - In My Time of Dying
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Damn it woman! Now I'm really going to find a yoga place. (Not for the yoga, but for the women in the yoga class.)
-- Transmitido en Martian en SAP
Joergen Sigvardsson wrote:
Not for the yoga, but for the women in the yoga class.)
I sat in on a girlfriend's flamenco class. That was extremely difficult. I don't recommend attending any dancing classes along with a girlfriend. :-O
"Oh, I must've did somebody some good. I think I did. So I gave her the gun and I shot her!" - Led Zeppelin - In My Time of Dying
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"Premarital sex is normal behavior for the vast majority of Americans, and has been for decades."
Wow, what an amazing piece of research that was. How do I get funding to write reports about things everybody already knows?
Our good friends, Concerned Middle-Aged Housewives Women for America wrote:
"Any time I see numbers that high, I'm a little suspicious," she said. "The numbers are too pat."
That is the best scientific rufute I have ever heard! I love it! :-D
Ðavid Wulff What kind of music to programmers listen to?
Join the Code Project Last.fm group | dwulff
I'm so gangsta I eat cereal without the milkDavid Wulff wrote:
How do I get funding to write reports about things everybody already knows?
Send me a cheque for 19.95 plus shipping and handling and I'll send you an information kit.
"Oh, I must've did somebody some good. I think I did. So I gave her the gun and I shot her!" - Led Zeppelin - In My Time of Dying
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leckey wrote:
Actually it's all about yoga.
Ooh bendy. BTW why did you put a picture of a Panda trying to take off there?
the last thing I want to see is some pasty-faced geek with skin so pale that it's almost translucent trying to bump parts with a partner - John Simmons / outlaw programmer
Deja View - the feeling that you've seen this post before.