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  • D David Wulff

    "Premarital sex is normal behavior for the vast majority of Americans, and has been for decades."

    Wow, what an amazing piece of research that was. How do I get funding to write reports about things everybody already knows?

    Our good friends, Concerned Middle-Aged Housewives Women for America wrote:

    "Any time I see numbers that high, I'm a little suspicious," she said. "The numbers are too pat."

    That is the best scientific rufute I have ever heard! I love it! :-D


    Ðavid Wulff What kind of music to programmers listen to?
    Join the Code Project Last.fm group | dwulff
    I'm so gangsta I eat cereal without the milk

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    Colin Angus Mackay
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    David Wulff wrote:

    How do I get funding to write reports about things everybody already knows?

    They must be affiliated with the Maximegalon Insitute of Slowly and Painfully Working Out the Surprisingly Obvious* who initially discovered that the driving force in the universe was herring sandwiches and subsequently published a paper to that effect. It was widely critisised as being stupid so they looked at their research again and noticed that what they had actually discovered was this: Boredom. They continued the research and discovered other emotions such as irritability, depression, reluctance and so on. They then had a breakthrough when they stopped using herring sandwiches whereupon they discovered relief, joy, friskiness, satisfaction and most importantly of all: The desire for happiness. * A reference to the Hitchhiker's Guide


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    • J Jorgen Sigvardsson

      Damn it woman! Now I'm really going to find a yoga place. (Not for the yoga, but for the women in the yoga class.)

      -- Transmitido en Martian en SAP

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      Joergen Sigvardsson wrote:

      Damn it woman! Now I'm really going to find a yoga place. (Not for the yoga, but for the women in the yoga class.)

      Try a Salsa school :)

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      • J Jorgen Sigvardsson

        Damn it woman! Now I'm really going to find a yoga place. (Not for the yoga, but for the women in the yoga class.)

        -- Transmitido en Martian en SAP

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        Joergen Sigvardsson wrote:

        Damn it woman! Now I'm really going to find a yoga place.

        My other half teaches belly dancing AND yoga. :-D


        "Oh, I must've did somebody some good. I think I did. So I gave her the gun and I shot her!" - Led Zeppelin - In My Time of Dying

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          Joergen Sigvardsson wrote:

          Damn it woman! Now I'm really going to find a yoga place.

          My other half teaches belly dancing AND yoga. :-D


          "Oh, I must've did somebody some good. I think I did. So I gave her the gun and I shot her!" - Led Zeppelin - In My Time of Dying

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          Jorgen Sigvardsson
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          So.. what grade are you in now? ;)

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          • J Jorgen Sigvardsson

            So.. what grade are you in now? ;)

            -- For External Use Only

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            Joergen Sigvardsson wrote:

            So.. what grade are you in now?

            Oh, I've been failing miserably. I'm not flexible at all. Which means that I can't dance to save my life. :sigh:


            "Oh, I must've did somebody some good. I think I did. So I gave her the gun and I shot her!" - Led Zeppelin - In My Time of Dying

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            • L leckey 0

              I'm on a medication that causes ADD so I feel your pain. It's sometimes hard to keep focused. I recommend wearing something shiny in the nether-regions.

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              leckey wrote:

              I recommend wearing something shiny in the nether-regions.

              Chastity belt? :->


              "Oh, I must've did somebody some good. I think I did. So I gave her the gun and I shot her!" - Led Zeppelin - In My Time of Dying

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              • L leckey 0

                Actually it's all about yoga. :badger:

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                leckey wrote:

                Actually it's all about yoga.

                I posted this below, but you should try belly dancing. My other half teaches it and it's pretty miraculous how it works the muscles of the abdomen and hips and whatever.


                "Oh, I must've did somebody some good. I think I did. So I gave her the gun and I shot her!" - Led Zeppelin - In My Time of Dying

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                • J Jorgen Sigvardsson

                  Damn it woman! Now I'm really going to find a yoga place. (Not for the yoga, but for the women in the yoga class.)

                  -- Transmitido en Martian en SAP

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                  Joergen Sigvardsson wrote:

                  Not for the yoga, but for the women in the yoga class.)

                  I sat in on a girlfriend's flamenco class. That was extremely difficult. I don't recommend attending any dancing classes along with a girlfriend. :-O


                  "Oh, I must've did somebody some good. I think I did. So I gave her the gun and I shot her!" - Led Zeppelin - In My Time of Dying

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                  • D David Wulff

                    "Premarital sex is normal behavior for the vast majority of Americans, and has been for decades."

                    Wow, what an amazing piece of research that was. How do I get funding to write reports about things everybody already knows?

                    Our good friends, Concerned Middle-Aged Housewives Women for America wrote:

                    "Any time I see numbers that high, I'm a little suspicious," she said. "The numbers are too pat."

                    That is the best scientific rufute I have ever heard! I love it! :-D


                    Ðavid Wulff What kind of music to programmers listen to?
                    Join the Code Project Last.fm group | dwulff
                    I'm so gangsta I eat cereal without the milk

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                    David Wulff wrote:

                    How do I get funding to write reports about things everybody already knows?

                    Send me a cheque for 19.95 plus shipping and handling and I'll send you an information kit.


                    "Oh, I must've did somebody some good. I think I did. So I gave her the gun and I shot her!" - Led Zeppelin - In My Time of Dying

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                    • P Pete OHanlon

                      leckey wrote:

                      Actually it's all about yoga.

                      Ooh bendy. BTW why did you put a picture of a Panda trying to take off there?

                      the last thing I want to see is some pasty-faced geek with skin so pale that it's almost translucent trying to bump parts with a partner - John Simmons / outlaw programmer
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                      I just love the Badger Badger song. When I'm being cheeky I usually put the badger.

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                      • 7 73Zeppelin

                        Joergen Sigvardsson wrote:

                        Damn it woman! Now I'm really going to find a yoga place.

                        My other half teaches belly dancing AND yoga. :-D


                        "Oh, I must've did somebody some good. I think I did. So I gave her the gun and I shot her!" - Led Zeppelin - In My Time of Dying

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                        I'd love to learn belly dancing...does she have a site of recommendation?

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                          Joergen Sigvardsson wrote:

                          Damn it woman! Now I'm really going to find a yoga place. (Not for the yoga, but for the women in the yoga class.)

                          Try a Salsa school :)

                          System.IO.Path.IsPathRooted() does not behave as I would expect

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                          yes, but can they get their feet behind their head?

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                            yes, but can they get their feet behind their head?

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                            leckey wrote:

                            yes, but can they get their feet behind their head?

                            way way to much info :)

                            System.IO.Path.IsPathRooted() does not behave as I would expect

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                              leckey wrote:

                              yes, but can they get their feet behind their head?

                              way way to much info :)

                              System.IO.Path.IsPathRooted() does not behave as I would expect

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                              my bad...but it's a great trick at parties! especially when I balance the right way and walk on my hands. trouble though by the time I get requests for the trick I've had too much to drink to balance myself.

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                              • 7 73Zeppelin

                                Joergen Sigvardsson wrote:

                                Not for the yoga, but for the women in the yoga class.)

                                I sat in on a girlfriend's flamenco class. That was extremely difficult. I don't recommend attending any dancing classes along with a girlfriend. :-O


                                "Oh, I must've did somebody some good. I think I did. So I gave her the gun and I shot her!" - Led Zeppelin - In My Time of Dying

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                                I can do kicks and punches with enough precision so that the blow will feel like a slight touch. But dancing without stomping on the other's toes? Impossible... I don't think I'd be welcome after the first lesson. :-D

                                -- Painstakingly Drawn Before a Live Audience

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                                • B Bassam Abdul Baki

                                  It's post-marital sex that's on the decline.[^] :laugh: :rolleyes: :( :((


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                                  I don't want to go to the dealer and have him sell me a used vehicle that leaks too much oil and has too many miles to count.

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                                    I'd love to learn belly dancing...does she have a site of recommendation?

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                                    leckey wrote:

                                    I'd love to learn belly dancing...does she have a site of recommendation?

                                    A website, no. She teaches classes locally but we're in Switzerland. I'm still trying to convince her that I'm serious about learning the "dance of the 7 veils", but I'm not making much progress at the moment. She maintains it is much better to learn one-on-one as it is difficult to convey the subtle movements, etc... in a video or text format. (She told me to add that) She also told me to add that it really helps with the birthing process.


                                    "Oh, I must've did somebody some good. I think I did. So I gave her the gun and I shot her!" - Led Zeppelin - In My Time of Dying

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                                      I don't want to go to the dealer and have him sell me a used vehicle that leaks too much oil and has too many miles to count.

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                                      Captain See SharpI don't want to go to the dealer and have him sell me a used vehicle that leaks too much oil and has too many miles to count.

                                      Tough crap. You have less than 5% of the total population to choose from. Suck it up, cowboy.


                                      "Oh, I must've did somebody some good. I think I did. So I gave her the gun and I shot her!" - Led Zeppelin - In My Time of Dying

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