When your list of skills is longer than your article
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Girls only want boyfriends who have great skills.
Using the GridView is like trying to explain to someone else how to move a third person's hands in order to tie your shoelaces for you. -Chris Maunder
So my ex's were found when I had no skills to put on a resume, so now, I should have better luck huh? :rolleyes:
_________________________ Asu no koto o ieba, tenjo de nezumi ga warau. Talk about things of tomorrow and the mice in the ceiling laugh. (Japanese Proverb)
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I make up for the small resume by having a big office. :laugh:
only two letters away from being an asset
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That is a great idea. Maybe once every year people can vote on things like "The most useless article" or "most complex article". That could be fun.
Brad Australian -CAUTION- The previous statement may contain traces of PHP, and by reading this statement you negate the right to vote me down.
Bradml wrote:
The most useless article
you probably want to encourage rather than discourage. Most complex, or most obvious, longest and shortest title, longest and shortest article (covering something useful), etc. Maybe even SuperNova award (the contents exceeds the capability of the bounding article and seems to explode out from the article -- small article big source), Dark Matter (it is obvious some content is there, but you just can't quite find it -- great idea, fell short on covering it), Black Hole (the subject matter is so dense, no matter how long the article is, it will never cover it). Definitely add humor, but I don't think Chris wants to frighten away new article writers. Of course you always run the risk of offending someone. In science fair way back in ancient times :rolleyes: we gave some of those awards. I actually tried for the longest title award with: "The Universe, Warped Space-Time and Gravitational Effects: A Continuum in Pure Fourth Dimensional Concepts" but the award went to a lady with a lot of short words, but fewer letters. She was offended at the award, but I had wanted it. :)
_________________________ Asu no koto o ieba, tenjo de nezumi ga warau. Talk about things of tomorrow and the mice in the ceiling laugh. (Japanese Proverb)
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http://www.codeproject.com/useritems/insertclob.asp?forumid=374470&mpp=50&select=1837544&df=100&msg=1837544[^]
We made the buttons on the screen look so good you'll want to lick them. Steve Jobs
Is this what the lounge is headed for? Simply a place to make fun of other people? If so, it's going to drag CP down to the level of other, lesser sites. Many who bring value to you through their knowledge, humor or conversation will lose interest and find another place to hang out, one that isn't simply a harbor for trolls, flame wars and other such contentious behavior. When people intentionally and consistently make a nuisance of themselves, such as He Who Shall Not Be Named, I know it's hard to resist the temptation to take a shot. But what about this guy? You read an article, didn't care for the skill set he listed, and consequently decided to make him a target for public ridicule? Norm, my intention isn't to single you out personally. :rose: In fact, as one of the very early members, you're one of the guys who could be setting a good example for others here. However, this post just serves to point out how the atmosphere in general has been shifting, from one of community to an environment of mean spirited commentary and personal attacks. I really don't see how any of us benefit from such a shift.
Author of The Career Programmer and Unite the Tribes www.PracticalStrategyConsulting.com
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Bradml wrote:
The most useless article
you probably want to encourage rather than discourage. Most complex, or most obvious, longest and shortest title, longest and shortest article (covering something useful), etc. Maybe even SuperNova award (the contents exceeds the capability of the bounding article and seems to explode out from the article -- small article big source), Dark Matter (it is obvious some content is there, but you just can't quite find it -- great idea, fell short on covering it), Black Hole (the subject matter is so dense, no matter how long the article is, it will never cover it). Definitely add humor, but I don't think Chris wants to frighten away new article writers. Of course you always run the risk of offending someone. In science fair way back in ancient times :rolleyes: we gave some of those awards. I actually tried for the longest title award with: "The Universe, Warped Space-Time and Gravitational Effects: A Continuum in Pure Fourth Dimensional Concepts" but the award went to a lady with a lot of short words, but fewer letters. She was offended at the award, but I had wanted it. :)
_________________________ Asu no koto o ieba, tenjo de nezumi ga warau. Talk about things of tomorrow and the mice in the ceiling laugh. (Japanese Proverb)
Yea they were just suggestions. I do think that it would be fun to have a comp along those lines. Maybe there could be a "CP Turkey" award (like the awards for the other articles).
Brad Australian -CAUTION- The previous statement may contain traces of PHP, and by reading this statement you negate the right to vote me down.
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Nicola M. wrote:
MIPS is also a CPU architecture[^].
Still no points for him as he specifically stated it as "MIPS (Millions Instructions Per Second)". :laugh:
And listed it under programming languages ?
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Is this what the lounge is headed for? Simply a place to make fun of other people? If so, it's going to drag CP down to the level of other, lesser sites. Many who bring value to you through their knowledge, humor or conversation will lose interest and find another place to hang out, one that isn't simply a harbor for trolls, flame wars and other such contentious behavior. When people intentionally and consistently make a nuisance of themselves, such as He Who Shall Not Be Named, I know it's hard to resist the temptation to take a shot. But what about this guy? You read an article, didn't care for the skill set he listed, and consequently decided to make him a target for public ridicule? Norm, my intention isn't to single you out personally. :rose: In fact, as one of the very early members, you're one of the guys who could be setting a good example for others here. However, this post just serves to point out how the atmosphere in general has been shifting, from one of community to an environment of mean spirited commentary and personal attacks. I really don't see how any of us benefit from such a shift.
Author of The Career Programmer and Unite the Tribes www.PracticalStrategyConsulting.com
Well you have to draw a line somewhere. I believe that something like this would never have been started towards a active CP member, or someone who was just genuinly a bad programmer. The fact is this guy came in looking for a way to advertise himself. Hdidn't do it to contribute or share knowledge, he did it for himself.
Brad Australian -CAUTION- The previous statement may contain traces of PHP, and by reading this statement you negate the right to vote me down.
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Yea they were just suggestions. I do think that it would be fun to have a comp along those lines. Maybe there could be a "CP Turkey" award (like the awards for the other articles).
Brad Australian -CAUTION- The previous statement may contain traces of PHP, and by reading this statement you negate the right to vote me down.
Bradml wrote:
"CP Turkey" award
So give that one to an experienced CPer, someone who has been here long enough to know better. :laugh:
_________________________ Asu no koto o ieba, tenjo de nezumi ga warau. Talk about things of tomorrow and the mice in the ceiling laugh. (Japanese Proverb)
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Well you have to draw a line somewhere. I believe that something like this would never have been started towards a active CP member, or someone who was just genuinly a bad programmer. The fact is this guy came in looking for a way to advertise himself. Hdidn't do it to contribute or share knowledge, he did it for himself.
Brad Australian -CAUTION- The previous statement may contain traces of PHP, and by reading this statement you negate the right to vote me down.
Whether or not your assumptions about his intentions are true, hauling someone out to the town square and publicly ridiculing them doesn't seem to be any better than the crime he's accused of.
Author of The Career Programmer and Unite the Tribes www.PracticalStrategyConsulting.com
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I make up for the small resume by having a big office. :laugh:
only two letters away from being an asset
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Bradml wrote:
The most useless article
you probably want to encourage rather than discourage. Most complex, or most obvious, longest and shortest title, longest and shortest article (covering something useful), etc. Maybe even SuperNova award (the contents exceeds the capability of the bounding article and seems to explode out from the article -- small article big source), Dark Matter (it is obvious some content is there, but you just can't quite find it -- great idea, fell short on covering it), Black Hole (the subject matter is so dense, no matter how long the article is, it will never cover it). Definitely add humor, but I don't think Chris wants to frighten away new article writers. Of course you always run the risk of offending someone. In science fair way back in ancient times :rolleyes: we gave some of those awards. I actually tried for the longest title award with: "The Universe, Warped Space-Time and Gravitational Effects: A Continuum in Pure Fourth Dimensional Concepts" but the award went to a lady with a lot of short words, but fewer letters. She was offended at the award, but I had wanted it. :)
_________________________ Asu no koto o ieba, tenjo de nezumi ga warau. Talk about things of tomorrow and the mice in the ceiling laugh. (Japanese Proverb)
There is a difference to make fun of some bad article, no documentation, doing something very simple like in this case, and to make fun of something that we don't understand or we "believe" is incorrect but has some kind of fundaments. I don’t think how to insert a CLOB on Oracle apply the same way like Black Hole content. :) Still I think could be fun to create a section about those articles. Just came to my mind those could be called MULA (most useless articles) :) MULA means mule, donkey in Spanish :)
-- If you think the chess rules are not fair, first beat Anand, Kasparov and Karpov then you can change them. Moral is, don't question the work of others if you don't know the reason why they did it.
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Someone suffering from CPage?
Trollslayer wrote:
Someone suffering from CPage?
Like it. Had to say it out loud to get it though.:-O
the last thing I want to see is some pasty-faced geek with skin so pale that it's almost translucent trying to bump parts with a partner - John Simmons / outlaw programmer
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Andy Brummer wrote:
Girls only want boyfriends who have great skills.
What - it's the size of your resume that counts? Wow, I'm in luck - an unexpurgated version of mine runs to 7 pages:-D
the last thing I want to see is some pasty-faced geek with skin so pale that it's almost translucent trying to bump parts with a partner - John Simmons / outlaw programmer
Deja View - the feeling that you've seen this post before.No, it's the length of your tongue that counts. Oh wait - this is the Lounge :doh:
Anna :rose: Linting the day away :cool: Anna's Place | Tears and Laughter "If mushy peas are the food of the devil, the stotty cake is the frisbee of God"
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Someone suffering from CPage?
I read that as Phage. You can tell I'm reading Greg Bear (Darwin's Radio/Darwin's Children) at the moment. :doh:
Anna :rose: Linting the day away :cool: Anna's Place | Tears and Laughter "If mushy peas are the food of the devil, the stotty cake is the frisbee of God"
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Is this what the lounge is headed for? Simply a place to make fun of other people? If so, it's going to drag CP down to the level of other, lesser sites. Many who bring value to you through their knowledge, humor or conversation will lose interest and find another place to hang out, one that isn't simply a harbor for trolls, flame wars and other such contentious behavior. When people intentionally and consistently make a nuisance of themselves, such as He Who Shall Not Be Named, I know it's hard to resist the temptation to take a shot. But what about this guy? You read an article, didn't care for the skill set he listed, and consequently decided to make him a target for public ridicule? Norm, my intention isn't to single you out personally. :rose: In fact, as one of the very early members, you're one of the guys who could be setting a good example for others here. However, this post just serves to point out how the atmosphere in general has been shifting, from one of community to an environment of mean spirited commentary and personal attacks. I really don't see how any of us benefit from such a shift.
Author of The Career Programmer and Unite the Tribes www.PracticalStrategyConsulting.com
Jeez get a life What I really meant to say was I found it almost funny that somebody could post rubbish on the website, only seeing of professional this site is and expect not to get ridiculed for it especially when he is advistising his 'so called' creditentials. Anybody post junk here, should expect a rough ride, why should we tolorate rubbisgh being posted here over and over again.
We made the buttons on the screen look so good you'll want to lick them. Steve Jobs
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No, it's the length of your tongue that counts. Oh wait - this is the Lounge :doh:
Anna :rose: Linting the day away :cool: Anna's Place | Tears and Laughter "If mushy peas are the food of the devil, the stotty cake is the frisbee of God"
No complaints before, plus diving lessons helping to hold breath... Sorry, it's still the lounge.:laugh:
the last thing I want to see is some pasty-faced geek with skin so pale that it's almost translucent trying to bump parts with a partner - John Simmons / outlaw programmer
Deja View - the feeling that you've seen this post before. -
No complaints before, plus diving lessons helping to hold breath... Sorry, it's still the lounge.:laugh:
the last thing I want to see is some pasty-faced geek with skin so pale that it's almost translucent trying to bump parts with a partner - John Simmons / outlaw programmer
Deja View - the feeling that you've seen this post before.:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
Anna :rose: Linting the day away :cool: Anna's Place | Tears and Laughter "If mushy peas are the food of the devil, the stotty cake is the frisbee of God"