WHY NEWTON COMMITTED SUICIDE
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WHY NEWTON COMMITTED SUICIDE : Once, Newton came to India and watched a few Tamil movies that had his head spinning. He was convinced that all his logic and laws in physics were just a huge pile of junk and apologized for everything he had done. In the movie of Rajnikant (A famous move Star), Newton was confused to such an extent that he went paranoid. Here are a few scenes: 1. In one movie, Rajnikant has a Brain Tumor that, according to the doctors can't be cured and his death is imminent. In one of the fights, our great Rajnikant is shot in the head. To everybody's surprise, the bullet passes through his ears taking away the tumor along with it and he is cured! Long Live Rajnikant! 2. In another movie, Rajnikant is confronted with 3 gangsters. Rajnikant has a gun but unfortunately only one bullet and a knife. Guess what he does? He throws the knife at the middle gangster & shoots the bullet towards the knife. The knife cuts the bullet into 2 pieces, which kills both the gangsters on each side of the middle gangster & the knife kills the middle one. 3. In another movie, a gangster chases Rajnikant. Rajnikant has a revolver but no bullets in it. Guess what he does? Nah. Not even in your remotest imaginations. He waits for the gangster to shoot. As soon as the gangster shoots, Rajnikant opens the bullet compartment of his revolver and catches the bullet. Then, he closes the bullet compartment and fires his gun. And bang, the gangster is dead! Now this was too much for our Newton to take! He was completely shaken and decided to go back. But he happened to see another movie for one last time, and thought that at least one movie would follow his theory of physics. The whole movie goes fine and Newton is happy that all in the world hasn't changed. The 'climax' finally arrives... Rajnikant gets to know that the villain is on the other side of a very high wall. So high that Rajnikant can't jump even if he tries like one of those superman techniques that our heroes normally use. Rajnikant has to desperately kill the villain because it's the climax. (Newton dada is smiling since it is virtually impossible, right?) Rajnikant suddenly pulls two guns from his pockets. He throws one gun in the air and when the gun has reached above the height of the wall, he uses the second gun and shoots at the trigger of the first gun in air. The first gun fires off and the villain is dead. Newton Commits Suicide!
L.W.C
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WHY NEWTON COMMITTED SUICIDE : Once, Newton came to India and watched a few Tamil movies that had his head spinning. He was convinced that all his logic and laws in physics were just a huge pile of junk and apologized for everything he had done. In the movie of Rajnikant (A famous move Star), Newton was confused to such an extent that he went paranoid. Here are a few scenes: 1. In one movie, Rajnikant has a Brain Tumor that, according to the doctors can't be cured and his death is imminent. In one of the fights, our great Rajnikant is shot in the head. To everybody's surprise, the bullet passes through his ears taking away the tumor along with it and he is cured! Long Live Rajnikant! 2. In another movie, Rajnikant is confronted with 3 gangsters. Rajnikant has a gun but unfortunately only one bullet and a knife. Guess what he does? He throws the knife at the middle gangster & shoots the bullet towards the knife. The knife cuts the bullet into 2 pieces, which kills both the gangsters on each side of the middle gangster & the knife kills the middle one. 3. In another movie, a gangster chases Rajnikant. Rajnikant has a revolver but no bullets in it. Guess what he does? Nah. Not even in your remotest imaginations. He waits for the gangster to shoot. As soon as the gangster shoots, Rajnikant opens the bullet compartment of his revolver and catches the bullet. Then, he closes the bullet compartment and fires his gun. And bang, the gangster is dead! Now this was too much for our Newton to take! He was completely shaken and decided to go back. But he happened to see another movie for one last time, and thought that at least one movie would follow his theory of physics. The whole movie goes fine and Newton is happy that all in the world hasn't changed. The 'climax' finally arrives... Rajnikant gets to know that the villain is on the other side of a very high wall. So high that Rajnikant can't jump even if he tries like one of those superman techniques that our heroes normally use. Rajnikant has to desperately kill the villain because it's the climax. (Newton dada is smiling since it is virtually impossible, right?) Rajnikant suddenly pulls two guns from his pockets. He throws one gun in the air and when the gun has reached above the height of the wall, he uses the second gun and shoots at the trigger of the first gun in air. The first gun fires off and the villain is dead. Newton Commits Suicide!
L.W.C
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WHY NEWTON COMMITTED SUICIDE : Once, Newton came to India and watched a few Tamil movies that had his head spinning. He was convinced that all his logic and laws in physics were just a huge pile of junk and apologized for everything he had done. In the movie of Rajnikant (A famous move Star), Newton was confused to such an extent that he went paranoid. Here are a few scenes: 1. In one movie, Rajnikant has a Brain Tumor that, according to the doctors can't be cured and his death is imminent. In one of the fights, our great Rajnikant is shot in the head. To everybody's surprise, the bullet passes through his ears taking away the tumor along with it and he is cured! Long Live Rajnikant! 2. In another movie, Rajnikant is confronted with 3 gangsters. Rajnikant has a gun but unfortunately only one bullet and a knife. Guess what he does? He throws the knife at the middle gangster & shoots the bullet towards the knife. The knife cuts the bullet into 2 pieces, which kills both the gangsters on each side of the middle gangster & the knife kills the middle one. 3. In another movie, a gangster chases Rajnikant. Rajnikant has a revolver but no bullets in it. Guess what he does? Nah. Not even in your remotest imaginations. He waits for the gangster to shoot. As soon as the gangster shoots, Rajnikant opens the bullet compartment of his revolver and catches the bullet. Then, he closes the bullet compartment and fires his gun. And bang, the gangster is dead! Now this was too much for our Newton to take! He was completely shaken and decided to go back. But he happened to see another movie for one last time, and thought that at least one movie would follow his theory of physics. The whole movie goes fine and Newton is happy that all in the world hasn't changed. The 'climax' finally arrives... Rajnikant gets to know that the villain is on the other side of a very high wall. So high that Rajnikant can't jump even if he tries like one of those superman techniques that our heroes normally use. Rajnikant has to desperately kill the villain because it's the climax. (Newton dada is smiling since it is virtually impossible, right?) Rajnikant suddenly pulls two guns from his pockets. He throws one gun in the air and when the gun has reached above the height of the wall, he uses the second gun and shoots at the trigger of the first gun in air. The first gun fires off and the villain is dead. Newton Commits Suicide!
L.W.C
8)). I cant watch these films without smile. Well you know there is a phrase that if a gun is hanged on somewhere at the theatre's stage, then at the end of the perfomance it's gonna shoot. Paraphrasing it according to Indian films, gun will dance at the end of the film.
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8)). I cant watch these films without smile. Well you know there is a phrase that if a gun is hanged on somewhere at the theatre's stage, then at the end of the perfomance it's gonna shoot. Paraphrasing it according to Indian films, gun will dance at the end of the film.
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springjazzy wrote:
I cant watch these films without smile.
:laugh: Indian Films are too predictable. I have never watched any of the above noted films but the ideas quoted there are very creative ones..
L.W.C. Nirosh. Colombo, Sri Lanka.
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SP -- Bugs can neither be created nor be removed from software by a developer. They can only be converted from one form to another. The total number of bugs in the software always remain constant.
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WHY NEWTON COMMITTED SUICIDE : Once, Newton came to India and watched a few Tamil movies that had his head spinning. He was convinced that all his logic and laws in physics were just a huge pile of junk and apologized for everything he had done. In the movie of Rajnikant (A famous move Star), Newton was confused to such an extent that he went paranoid. Here are a few scenes: 1. In one movie, Rajnikant has a Brain Tumor that, according to the doctors can't be cured and his death is imminent. In one of the fights, our great Rajnikant is shot in the head. To everybody's surprise, the bullet passes through his ears taking away the tumor along with it and he is cured! Long Live Rajnikant! 2. In another movie, Rajnikant is confronted with 3 gangsters. Rajnikant has a gun but unfortunately only one bullet and a knife. Guess what he does? He throws the knife at the middle gangster & shoots the bullet towards the knife. The knife cuts the bullet into 2 pieces, which kills both the gangsters on each side of the middle gangster & the knife kills the middle one. 3. In another movie, a gangster chases Rajnikant. Rajnikant has a revolver but no bullets in it. Guess what he does? Nah. Not even in your remotest imaginations. He waits for the gangster to shoot. As soon as the gangster shoots, Rajnikant opens the bullet compartment of his revolver and catches the bullet. Then, he closes the bullet compartment and fires his gun. And bang, the gangster is dead! Now this was too much for our Newton to take! He was completely shaken and decided to go back. But he happened to see another movie for one last time, and thought that at least one movie would follow his theory of physics. The whole movie goes fine and Newton is happy that all in the world hasn't changed. The 'climax' finally arrives... Rajnikant gets to know that the villain is on the other side of a very high wall. So high that Rajnikant can't jump even if he tries like one of those superman techniques that our heroes normally use. Rajnikant has to desperately kill the villain because it's the climax. (Newton dada is smiling since it is virtually impossible, right?) Rajnikant suddenly pulls two guns from his pockets. He throws one gun in the air and when the gun has reached above the height of the wall, he uses the second gun and shoots at the trigger of the first gun in air. The first gun fires off and the villain is dead. Newton Commits Suicide!
L.W.C
Nirosh wrote:
3. In another movie, a gangster chases Rajnikant. Rajnikant has a revolver but no bullets in it. Guess what he does? Nah. Not even in your remotest imaginations. He waits for the gangster to shoot. As soon as the gangster shoots, Rajnikant opens the bullet compartment of his revolver and catches the bullet. Then, he closes the bullet compartment and fires his gun. And bang, the gangster is dead!
At risk of taking seriously a film that clearly isn't serious, the bullet wouldn't have any propellant...
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Nirosh wrote:
3. In another movie, a gangster chases Rajnikant. Rajnikant has a revolver but no bullets in it. Guess what he does? Nah. Not even in your remotest imaginations. He waits for the gangster to shoot. As soon as the gangster shoots, Rajnikant opens the bullet compartment of his revolver and catches the bullet. Then, he closes the bullet compartment and fires his gun. And bang, the gangster is dead!
At risk of taking seriously a film that clearly isn't serious, the bullet wouldn't have any propellant...
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WHY NEWTON COMMITTED SUICIDE : Once, Newton came to India and watched a few Tamil movies that had his head spinning. He was convinced that all his logic and laws in physics were just a huge pile of junk and apologized for everything he had done. In the movie of Rajnikant (A famous move Star), Newton was confused to such an extent that he went paranoid. Here are a few scenes: 1. In one movie, Rajnikant has a Brain Tumor that, according to the doctors can't be cured and his death is imminent. In one of the fights, our great Rajnikant is shot in the head. To everybody's surprise, the bullet passes through his ears taking away the tumor along with it and he is cured! Long Live Rajnikant! 2. In another movie, Rajnikant is confronted with 3 gangsters. Rajnikant has a gun but unfortunately only one bullet and a knife. Guess what he does? He throws the knife at the middle gangster & shoots the bullet towards the knife. The knife cuts the bullet into 2 pieces, which kills both the gangsters on each side of the middle gangster & the knife kills the middle one. 3. In another movie, a gangster chases Rajnikant. Rajnikant has a revolver but no bullets in it. Guess what he does? Nah. Not even in your remotest imaginations. He waits for the gangster to shoot. As soon as the gangster shoots, Rajnikant opens the bullet compartment of his revolver and catches the bullet. Then, he closes the bullet compartment and fires his gun. And bang, the gangster is dead! Now this was too much for our Newton to take! He was completely shaken and decided to go back. But he happened to see another movie for one last time, and thought that at least one movie would follow his theory of physics. The whole movie goes fine and Newton is happy that all in the world hasn't changed. The 'climax' finally arrives... Rajnikant gets to know that the villain is on the other side of a very high wall. So high that Rajnikant can't jump even if he tries like one of those superman techniques that our heroes normally use. Rajnikant has to desperately kill the villain because it's the climax. (Newton dada is smiling since it is virtually impossible, right?) Rajnikant suddenly pulls two guns from his pockets. He throws one gun in the air and when the gun has reached above the height of the wall, he uses the second gun and shoots at the trigger of the first gun in air. The first gun fires off and the villain is dead. Newton Commits Suicide!
L.W.C