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Don't try coding with voice recognition

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    benjymous
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    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KyLqUf4cdwc[^] (sorry to those suffering from web blockers!) I'm keeping this bookmarked, as I can imagine some time in the future when some poor programmer breaks his wrist, and management say "Hey, Vista's got voice recognition, you can use that and still do your job - no sick leave for you!"

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      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KyLqUf4cdwc[^] (sorry to those suffering from web blockers!) I'm keeping this bookmarked, as I can imagine some time in the future when some poor programmer breaks his wrist, and management say "Hey, Vista's got voice recognition, you can use that and still do your job - no sick leave for you!"

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      Michael Dunn
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      Five-star late-night humor :-D

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        http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KyLqUf4cdwc[^] (sorry to those suffering from web blockers!) I'm keeping this bookmarked, as I can imagine some time in the future when some poor programmer breaks his wrist, and management say "Hey, Vista's got voice recognition, you can use that and still do your job - no sick leave for you!"

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        charlieg
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        at 3 minutes, he should have given up. How many of us mutter and talk to our computers as we work? I see this as useful for maybe some doc, but other than that... code? nah....

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          http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KyLqUf4cdwc[^] (sorry to those suffering from web blockers!) I'm keeping this bookmarked, as I can imagine some time in the future when some poor programmer breaks his wrist, and management say "Hey, Vista's got voice recognition, you can use that and still do your job - no sick leave for you!"

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          if someone delete if someone delete if someone if someone DELETE if someone if someone delete the symbolism of the month of THANK YOU !


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            if someone delete if someone delete if someone if someone DELETE if someone if someone delete the symbolism of the month of THANK YOU !


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            Pravarakhya
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            toxcct wrote:

            delete the symbolism of the month of

            I can guess what u might have said to make the "symbolism" appear there.;P

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              http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KyLqUf4cdwc[^] (sorry to those suffering from web blockers!) I'm keeping this bookmarked, as I can imagine some time in the future when some poor programmer breaks his wrist, and management say "Hey, Vista's got voice recognition, you can use that and still do your job - no sick leave for you!"

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              El Corazon
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              Voice recognition will never catch on in my industry.... user: Hey, Joe, time to go to lunch. computer: preparing to launch...

              _________________________ Asu no koto o ieba, tenjo de nezumi ga warau. Talk about things of tomorrow and the mice in the ceiling laugh. (Japanese Proverb)

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                Voice recognition will never catch on in my industry.... user: Hey, Joe, time to go to lunch. computer: preparing to launch...

                _________________________ Asu no koto o ieba, tenjo de nezumi ga warau. Talk about things of tomorrow and the mice in the ceiling laugh. (Japanese Proverb)

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                Roger Wright
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                :laugh::laugh::laugh: At least one of the launch control officers would have to be speaking in tongues to hit the authorization sequence, though...

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                  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KyLqUf4cdwc[^] (sorry to those suffering from web blockers!) I'm keeping this bookmarked, as I can imagine some time in the future when some poor programmer breaks his wrist, and management say "Hey, Vista's got voice recognition, you can use that and still do your job - no sick leave for you!"

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                  Matglas
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                  The guys here at work started to ask where all that noise was coming from. I could not stop laughing. To good. Thanks you.

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                    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KyLqUf4cdwc[^] (sorry to those suffering from web blockers!) I'm keeping this bookmarked, as I can imagine some time in the future when some poor programmer breaks his wrist, and management say "Hey, Vista's got voice recognition, you can use that and still do your job - no sick leave for you!"

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                    Mike Dimmick
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                    Seriously laugh-out-loud funny. Thanks.

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                      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KyLqUf4cdwc[^] (sorry to those suffering from web blockers!) I'm keeping this bookmarked, as I can imagine some time in the future when some poor programmer breaks his wrist, and management say "Hey, Vista's got voice recognition, you can use that and still do your job - no sick leave for you!"

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                      Matt Newman
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                      Hilarious, but I don't really think it was set up to do programming with the crazy capitalization and puncuation rules.

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                        Hilarious, but I don't really think it was set up to do programming with the crazy capitalization and puncuation rules.

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                        Matglas
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                        It even does not work with simple speach if you look at the presentation of microsoft. Terrible. There are some other clips at Youtube too about it. Great stuff.

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                          http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KyLqUf4cdwc[^] (sorry to those suffering from web blockers!) I'm keeping this bookmarked, as I can imagine some time in the future when some poor programmer breaks his wrist, and management say "Hey, Vista's got voice recognition, you can use that and still do your job - no sick leave for you!"

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                          tgrt
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                          I'm not using Vista and probably wont. Although extremely funny, he was trying to use a hammer to drive in a screw. If I did go to Vista I could see using that for browsing and repetitive mouse activities.

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                            http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KyLqUf4cdwc[^] (sorry to those suffering from web blockers!) I'm keeping this bookmarked, as I can imagine some time in the future when some poor programmer breaks his wrist, and management say "Hey, Vista's got voice recognition, you can use that and still do your job - no sick leave for you!"

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                            lost in transition
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                            Oh my side, my side hurts from laughing..:laugh::laugh::laugh:

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                              http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KyLqUf4cdwc[^] (sorry to those suffering from web blockers!) I'm keeping this bookmarked, as I can imagine some time in the future when some poor programmer breaks his wrist, and management say "Hey, Vista's got voice recognition, you can use that and still do your job - no sick leave for you!"

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                              Emma Burrows
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                              :laugh::laugh::laugh: Yes, coding is definitely not something voice recognition is made for - my husband and I were clutching our sides laughing! It would have taken about ten seconds on a keyboard - not ten minutes. :-D

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