Dick Chaney stuffed my day
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At least it wasn't a hunting trip. Think of the carnage!
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leckey wrote:
At least it wasn't a hunting trip. Think of the carnage!
Thats about the 100th joke I've heard about that today :) I was talking to one of the police women who was standing around wating for him and even she was joking about it.
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Josh Gray wrote:
cant go to the beach for a swim at lunch
Oh give me a break. Who the fuck swims in dirty water on their fucking lunch break.:rolleyes:
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Josh Gray wrote:
cant go to the beach for a swim at lunch
Oh give me a break. Who the fuck swims in dirty water on their fucking lunch break.:rolleyes:
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Captain See Sharp wrote:
Oh give me a break. Who the f*** swims in dirty water on their f****ing lunch break.
People who dont live in that shit hole you call the good old US of A.
They have some great beaches over there but I suspect my little mate wouldnt know a beach if it bit him on the arse. I reakon if he knew the number of topless chicks down at bondi he'd change his mind. But then again he probably doesnt know much about boobies either :)
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They have some great beaches over there but I suspect my little mate wouldnt know a beach if it bit him on the arse. I reakon if he knew the number of topless chicks down at bondi he'd change his mind. But then again he probably doesnt know much about boobies either :)
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Josh Gray wrote:
They have some great beaches over there but I suspect my little mate wouldnt know a beach if it bit him on the arse. I reakon if he knew the number of topless chicks down at bondi he'd change his mind. But then again he probably doesnt know much about boobies either
Its water with fish piss and bird shit and salt if it is an ocean. Also dirt and all kinds of bacteria are apparent in every single body of water in the world.
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They have some great beaches over there but I suspect my little mate wouldnt know a beach if it bit him on the arse. I reakon if he knew the number of topless chicks down at bondi he'd change his mind. But then again he probably doesnt know much about boobies either :)
System.IO.Path.IsPathRooted() does not behave as I would expect
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Josh Gray wrote:
They have some great beaches over there but I suspect my little mate wouldnt know a beach if it bit him on the arse. I reakon if he knew the number of topless chicks down at bondi he'd change his mind. But then again he probably doesnt know much about boobies either
Its water with fish piss and bird shit and salt if it is an ocean. Also dirt and all kinds of bacteria are apparent in every single body of water in the world.
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Captain See Sharp wrote:
Its water with fish piss and bird sh*t and salt if it is an ocean. Also dirt and all kinds of bacteria are apparent in every single body of water in the world.
Well if I had of made it they'd be some of my piss too :)
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Josh Gray wrote:
They have some great beaches over there but I suspect my little mate wouldnt know a beach if it bit him on the arse. I reakon if he knew the number of topless chicks down at bondi he'd change his mind. But then again he probably doesnt know much about boobies either
Its water with fish piss and bird shit and salt if it is an ocean. Also dirt and all kinds of bacteria are apparent in every single body of water in the world.
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Captain See Sharp wrote:
Its water with fish piss and bird sh*t and salt if it is an ocean. Also dirt and all kinds of bacteria are apparent in every single body of water in the world.
There seems to be far too much lead in the water that you have been drinking!
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Josh Gray wrote:
But then again he probably doesnt know much about boobies either
What about fake boobies. I suspect he would know a little about them. Wouldn't his brain and the boobie be made of the same material?
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Dick Chaney is in town and all the roads around our office are closed off while he visits the army barracks opposite us so I cant go to the beach for a swim at lunch
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Just imagining living somewhere warm enough to go for a swim in the ocean at lunchtime has left me all depressed. ( Water in Tassie is too cold even in summer )
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Just imagining living somewhere warm enough to go for a swim in the ocean at lunchtime has left me all depressed. ( Water in Tassie is too cold even in summer )
Christian Graus - Microsoft MVP - C++ Metal Musings - Rex and my new metal blog "I am working on a project that will convert a FORTRAN code to corresponding C++ code.I am not aware of FORTRAN syntax" ( spotted in the C++/CLI forum )
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Josh Gray wrote:
But then again he probably doesnt know much about boobies either
What about fake boobies. I suspect he would know a little about them. Wouldn't his brain and the boobie be made of the same material?
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Captain See Sharp wrote:
Who the f*** swims in dirty water on their f****ing lunch break.
what dirty water?
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All water is dirty. It's full of things like minerals (a fancy name for "dirt"), chemicals (a PC term for "poison"), and the disgusting aftermath of fish sex. That's why Good Clean Americans like CSS and I swim only in pure, distilled grain alcohol. Gotta keep our bodies pure... ;)
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It appears that everybody is under the impression that I approve of the documentation. You probably also blame Ken Burns for supporting slavery.
--Raymond Chen on MSDN
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All water is dirty. It's full of things like minerals (a fancy name for "dirt"), chemicals (a PC term for "poison"), and the disgusting aftermath of fish sex. That's why Good Clean Americans like CSS and I swim only in pure, distilled grain alcohol. Gotta keep our bodies pure... ;)
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It appears that everybody is under the impression that I approve of the documentation. You probably also blame Ken Burns for supporting slavery.
--Raymond Chen on MSDN
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Here's what you're missing[^] :)
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:shock: :horror: There's... there's a huge pile of whitish dirt, right next to the water. Talk about your potential for contamination! And the seagulls, omg, the seagulls... ;)
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It appears that everybody is under the impression that I approve of the documentation. You probably also blame Ken Burns for supporting slavery.
--Raymond Chen on MSDN
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:shock: :horror: There's... there's a huge pile of whitish dirt, right next to the water. Talk about your potential for contamination! And the seagulls, omg, the seagulls... ;)
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It appears that everybody is under the impression that I approve of the documentation. You probably also blame Ken Burns for supporting slavery.
--Raymond Chen on MSDN
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Dick Chaney is in town and all the roads around our office are closed off while he visits the army barracks opposite us so I cant go to the beach for a swim at lunch
System.IO.Path.IsPathRooted() does not behave as I would expect
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Theres nothing like an afternoon at your desk covered with dry salt and sand
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Josh Gray wrote:
Theres nothing like an afternoon at your desk covered with dry salt and sand
Sure there is - an afternoon at your desk covered in dry salt and lime rinds! :-D
I'm pretty sure I would not like to live in a world in which I would never be offended. I am absolutely certain I don't want to live in a world in which you would never be offended. Dave
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Shog9 wrote:
there's a huge pile of whitish dirt, right next to the water
dirt? DIRT!? Thats our primary building material[^] down here
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leckey wrote:
At least it wasn't a hunting trip. Think of the carnage!
Thats about the 100th joke I've heard about that today :) I was talking to one of the police women who was standing around wating for him and even she was joking about it.
System.IO.Path.IsPathRooted() does not behave as I would expect
Hey, he goes on hunting trips where I live. I actually have a real reason to be scared. (I would have to check but I think my second cousin went with him on his last trip.)
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