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Dick Chaney stuffed my day

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  • L Lost User

    Josh Gray wrote:

    They have some great beaches over there but I suspect my little mate wouldnt know a beach if it bit him on the arse. I reakon if he knew the number of topless chicks down at bondi he'd change his mind. But then again he probably doesnt know much about boobies either

    Its water with fish piss and bird shit and salt if it is an ocean. Also dirt and all kinds of bacteria are apparent in every single body of water in the world.

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    Captain See Sharp wrote:

    Its water with fish piss and bird sh*t and salt if it is an ocean. Also dirt and all kinds of bacteria are apparent in every single body of water in the world.

    There seems to be far too much lead in the water that you have been drinking!

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      Josh Gray wrote:

      They have some great beaches over there but I suspect my little mate wouldnt know a beach if it bit him on the arse. I reakon if he knew the number of topless chicks down at bondi he'd change his mind. But then again he probably doesnt know much about boobies either

      Its water with fish piss and bird shit and salt if it is an ocean. Also dirt and all kinds of bacteria are apparent in every single body of water in the world.

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      Lost User
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      Captain See Sharp wrote:

      Its water with fish piss and bird sh*t and salt if it is an ocean. Also dirt and all kinds of bacteria are apparent in every single body of water in the world.

      Well if I had of made it they'd be some of my piss too :)

      System.IO.Path.IsPathRooted() does not behave as I would expect

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        Josh Gray wrote:

        But then again he probably doesnt know much about boobies either

        What about fake boobies. I suspect he would know a little about them. Wouldn't his brain and the boobie be made of the same material?

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        Lost User
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        TimK wrote:

        What about fake boobies

        Yuk! I refuse to recognise them as boobies.

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        • L Lost User

          Dick Chaney is in town and all the roads around our office are closed off while he visits the army barracks opposite us so I cant go to the beach for a swim at lunch

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          Christian Graus
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          Just imagining living somewhere warm enough to go for a swim in the ocean at lunchtime has left me all depressed. ( Water in Tassie is too cold even in summer )

          Christian Graus - Microsoft MVP - C++ Metal Musings - Rex and my new metal blog "I am working on a project that will convert a FORTRAN code to corresponding C++ code.I am not aware of FORTRAN syntax" ( spotted in the C++/CLI forum )

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            Just imagining living somewhere warm enough to go for a swim in the ocean at lunchtime has left me all depressed. ( Water in Tassie is too cold even in summer )

            Christian Graus - Microsoft MVP - C++ Metal Musings - Rex and my new metal blog "I am working on a project that will convert a FORTRAN code to corresponding C++ code.I am not aware of FORTRAN syntax" ( spotted in the C++/CLI forum )

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            Theres nothing like an afternoon at your desk covered with dry salt and sand

            System.IO.Path.IsPathRooted() does not behave as I would expect

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              Josh Gray wrote:

              But then again he probably doesnt know much about boobies either

              What about fake boobies. I suspect he would know a little about them. Wouldn't his brain and the boobie be made of the same material?

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              Lost User
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              TimK wrote:

              boobies.

              What did you say? I noooo!! I'm loosing control, please Miss Hand no.. not on codeproject.

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              • L Lost User

                Captain See Sharp wrote:

                Who the f*** swims in dirty water on their f****ing lunch break.

                what dirty water?

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                All water is dirty. It's full of things like minerals (a fancy name for "dirt"), chemicals (a PC term for "poison"), and the disgusting aftermath of fish sex. That's why Good Clean Americans like CSS and I swim only in pure, distilled grain alcohol. Gotta keep our bodies pure... ;)

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                  All water is dirty. It's full of things like minerals (a fancy name for "dirt"), chemicals (a PC term for "poison"), and the disgusting aftermath of fish sex. That's why Good Clean Americans like CSS and I swim only in pure, distilled grain alcohol. Gotta keep our bodies pure... ;)

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                  It appears that everybody is under the impression that I approve of the documentation. You probably also blame Ken Burns for supporting slavery.

                  --Raymond Chen on MSDN

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                  Lost User
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                  Here's what you're missing[^] :)

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                  • L Lost User

                    Here's what you're missing[^] :)

                    System.IO.Path.IsPathRooted() does not behave as I would expect

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                    Shog9 0
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                    :shock: :horror: There's... there's a huge pile of whitish dirt, right next to the water. Talk about your potential for contamination! And the seagulls, omg, the seagulls...  ;)

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                      :shock: :horror: There's... there's a huge pile of whitish dirt, right next to the water. Talk about your potential for contamination! And the seagulls, omg, the seagulls...  ;)

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                      --Raymond Chen on MSDN

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                      Shog9 wrote:

                      there's a huge pile of whitish dirt, right next to the water

                      dirt? DIRT!? Thats our primary building material[^] down here

                      System.IO.Path.IsPathRooted() does not behave as I would expect

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                      • L Lost User

                        Dick Chaney is in town and all the roads around our office are closed off while he visits the army barracks opposite us so I cant go to the beach for a swim at lunch

                        System.IO.Path.IsPathRooted() does not behave as I would expect

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                        Yeah, real disastor.......:|

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                          Theres nothing like an afternoon at your desk covered with dry salt and sand

                          System.IO.Path.IsPathRooted() does not behave as I would expect

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                          DRHuff
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                          Josh Gray wrote:

                          Theres nothing like an afternoon at your desk covered with dry salt and sand

                          Sure there is - an afternoon at your desk covered in dry salt and lime rinds! :-D

                          I'm pretty sure I would not like to live in a world in which I would never be offended. I am absolutely certain I don't want to live in a world in which you would never be offended. Dave

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                            Shog9 wrote:

                            there's a huge pile of whitish dirt, right next to the water

                            dirt? DIRT!? Thats our primary building material[^] down here

                            System.IO.Path.IsPathRooted() does not behave as I would expect

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                            Shog9 0
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                            Heh, nice. :)

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                            --Raymond Chen on MSDN

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                              leckey wrote:

                              At least it wasn't a hunting trip. Think of the carnage!

                              Thats about the 100th joke I've heard about that today :) I was talking to one of the police women who was standing around wating for him and even she was joking about it.

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                              leckey 0
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                              Hey, he goes on hunting trips where I live. I actually have a real reason to be scared. (I would have to check but I think my second cousin went with him on his last trip.)

                              _________________________________________ You can't fix stupid, but you can medicate crazy.

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                                Hey, he goes on hunting trips where I live. I actually have a real reason to be scared. (I would have to check but I think my second cousin went with him on his last trip.)

                                _________________________________________ You can't fix stupid, but you can medicate crazy.

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                                Our government, in their infinite wisdom, silently pushed a legislation change through parliment last week so his minders could bring loaded weapons into the country.

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                                  Our government, in their infinite wisdom, silently pushed a legislation change through parliment last week so his minders could bring loaded weapons into the country.

                                  System.IO.Path.IsPathRooted() does not behave as I would expect

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                                  leckey 0
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                                  Wow, I missed that one. Do you have a link? I'm curious about that.

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                                    Wow, I missed that one. Do you have a link? I'm curious about that.

                                    _________________________________________ You can't fix stupid, but you can medicate crazy.

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                                    Lost User
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                                    Big gun Dick armed for Sydney[^]

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                                    • C Christian Graus

                                      Just imagining living somewhere warm enough to go for a swim in the ocean at lunchtime has left me all depressed. ( Water in Tassie is too cold even in summer )

                                      Christian Graus - Microsoft MVP - C++ Metal Musings - Rex and my new metal blog "I am working on a project that will convert a FORTRAN code to corresponding C++ code.I am not aware of FORTRAN syntax" ( spotted in the C++/CLI forum )

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                                      KaRl
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                                      Do you have pictures of Tasmania online somewhere?


                                      The most wasted of all days is that on which one has not laughed Fold with us! ¤ flickr

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                                        All water is dirty. It's full of things like minerals (a fancy name for "dirt"), chemicals (a PC term for "poison"), and the disgusting aftermath of fish sex. That's why Good Clean Americans like CSS and I swim only in pure, distilled grain alcohol. Gotta keep our bodies pure... ;)

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                                        It appears that everybody is under the impression that I approve of the documentation. You probably also blame Ken Burns for supporting slavery.

                                        --Raymond Chen on MSDN

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                                        originSH
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                                        Yeah "Purity Of Essence" is of upmost importance! Now where did i leave the bomber wing?

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