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  • L Lost User

    Dick Chaney is in town and all the roads around our office are closed off while he visits the army barracks opposite us so I cant go to the beach for a swim at lunch

    System.IO.Path.IsPathRooted() does not behave as I would expect

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    Just imagining living somewhere warm enough to go for a swim in the ocean at lunchtime has left me all depressed. ( Water in Tassie is too cold even in summer )

    Christian Graus - Microsoft MVP - C++ Metal Musings - Rex and my new metal blog "I am working on a project that will convert a FORTRAN code to corresponding C++ code.I am not aware of FORTRAN syntax" ( spotted in the C++/CLI forum )

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      Just imagining living somewhere warm enough to go for a swim in the ocean at lunchtime has left me all depressed. ( Water in Tassie is too cold even in summer )

      Christian Graus - Microsoft MVP - C++ Metal Musings - Rex and my new metal blog "I am working on a project that will convert a FORTRAN code to corresponding C++ code.I am not aware of FORTRAN syntax" ( spotted in the C++/CLI forum )

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      Lost User
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      Theres nothing like an afternoon at your desk covered with dry salt and sand

      System.IO.Path.IsPathRooted() does not behave as I would expect

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        Josh Gray wrote:

        But then again he probably doesnt know much about boobies either

        What about fake boobies. I suspect he would know a little about them. Wouldn't his brain and the boobie be made of the same material?

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        TimK wrote:

        boobies.

        What did you say? I noooo!! I'm loosing control, please Miss Hand no.. not on codeproject.

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          Captain See Sharp wrote:

          Who the f*** swims in dirty water on their f****ing lunch break.

          what dirty water?

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          All water is dirty. It's full of things like minerals (a fancy name for "dirt"), chemicals (a PC term for "poison"), and the disgusting aftermath of fish sex. That's why Good Clean Americans like CSS and I swim only in pure, distilled grain alcohol. Gotta keep our bodies pure... ;)

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          It appears that everybody is under the impression that I approve of the documentation. You probably also blame Ken Burns for supporting slavery.

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            All water is dirty. It's full of things like minerals (a fancy name for "dirt"), chemicals (a PC term for "poison"), and the disgusting aftermath of fish sex. That's why Good Clean Americans like CSS and I swim only in pure, distilled grain alcohol. Gotta keep our bodies pure... ;)

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            It appears that everybody is under the impression that I approve of the documentation. You probably also blame Ken Burns for supporting slavery.

            --Raymond Chen on MSDN

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            Lost User
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            Here's what you're missing[^] :)

            System.IO.Path.IsPathRooted() does not behave as I would expect

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            • L Lost User

              Here's what you're missing[^] :)

              System.IO.Path.IsPathRooted() does not behave as I would expect

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              :shock: :horror: There's... there's a huge pile of whitish dirt, right next to the water. Talk about your potential for contamination! And the seagulls, omg, the seagulls...  ;)

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              --Raymond Chen on MSDN

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                :shock: :horror: There's... there's a huge pile of whitish dirt, right next to the water. Talk about your potential for contamination! And the seagulls, omg, the seagulls...  ;)

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                It appears that everybody is under the impression that I approve of the documentation. You probably also blame Ken Burns for supporting slavery.

                --Raymond Chen on MSDN

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                Shog9 wrote:

                there's a huge pile of whitish dirt, right next to the water

                dirt? DIRT!? Thats our primary building material[^] down here

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                • L Lost User

                  Dick Chaney is in town and all the roads around our office are closed off while he visits the army barracks opposite us so I cant go to the beach for a swim at lunch

                  System.IO.Path.IsPathRooted() does not behave as I would expect

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                  Yeah, real disastor.......:|

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                  • L Lost User

                    Theres nothing like an afternoon at your desk covered with dry salt and sand

                    System.IO.Path.IsPathRooted() does not behave as I would expect

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                    DRHuff
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                    Josh Gray wrote:

                    Theres nothing like an afternoon at your desk covered with dry salt and sand

                    Sure there is - an afternoon at your desk covered in dry salt and lime rinds! :-D

                    I'm pretty sure I would not like to live in a world in which I would never be offended. I am absolutely certain I don't want to live in a world in which you would never be offended. Dave

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                    • L Lost User

                      Shog9 wrote:

                      there's a huge pile of whitish dirt, right next to the water

                      dirt? DIRT!? Thats our primary building material[^] down here

                      System.IO.Path.IsPathRooted() does not behave as I would expect

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                      Heh, nice. :)

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                      It appears that everybody is under the impression that I approve of the documentation. You probably also blame Ken Burns for supporting slavery.

                      --Raymond Chen on MSDN

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                      • L Lost User

                        leckey wrote:

                        At least it wasn't a hunting trip. Think of the carnage!

                        Thats about the 100th joke I've heard about that today :) I was talking to one of the police women who was standing around wating for him and even she was joking about it.

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                        leckey 0
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                        Hey, he goes on hunting trips where I live. I actually have a real reason to be scared. (I would have to check but I think my second cousin went with him on his last trip.)

                        _________________________________________ You can't fix stupid, but you can medicate crazy.

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                          Hey, he goes on hunting trips where I live. I actually have a real reason to be scared. (I would have to check but I think my second cousin went with him on his last trip.)

                          _________________________________________ You can't fix stupid, but you can medicate crazy.

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                          Our government, in their infinite wisdom, silently pushed a legislation change through parliment last week so his minders could bring loaded weapons into the country.

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                            Our government, in their infinite wisdom, silently pushed a legislation change through parliment last week so his minders could bring loaded weapons into the country.

                            System.IO.Path.IsPathRooted() does not behave as I would expect

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                            leckey 0
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                            Wow, I missed that one. Do you have a link? I'm curious about that.

                            _________________________________________ You can't fix stupid, but you can medicate crazy.

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                              Wow, I missed that one. Do you have a link? I'm curious about that.

                              _________________________________________ You can't fix stupid, but you can medicate crazy.

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                              Big gun Dick armed for Sydney[^]

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                                Just imagining living somewhere warm enough to go for a swim in the ocean at lunchtime has left me all depressed. ( Water in Tassie is too cold even in summer )

                                Christian Graus - Microsoft MVP - C++ Metal Musings - Rex and my new metal blog "I am working on a project that will convert a FORTRAN code to corresponding C++ code.I am not aware of FORTRAN syntax" ( spotted in the C++/CLI forum )

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                                KaRl
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                                Do you have pictures of Tasmania online somewhere?


                                The most wasted of all days is that on which one has not laughed Fold with us! ¤ flickr

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                                  All water is dirty. It's full of things like minerals (a fancy name for "dirt"), chemicals (a PC term for "poison"), and the disgusting aftermath of fish sex. That's why Good Clean Americans like CSS and I swim only in pure, distilled grain alcohol. Gotta keep our bodies pure... ;)

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                                  It appears that everybody is under the impression that I approve of the documentation. You probably also blame Ken Burns for supporting slavery.

                                  --Raymond Chen on MSDN

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                                  originSH
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                                  Yeah "Purity Of Essence" is of upmost importance! Now where did i leave the bomber wing?

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