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  • C ColinBud

    So heres the thing, I am a developer with more than 10 years experience and I spend a lot of time wacthing and reading fantasy stuff (talk about stereotyping! :-D). It occured to me this weekend, that in many fantasy books, magic is all about learning a language, and using that language to make something out of nothing. So, in a given situation, I would choose specific words and use those to fix whatever problem I may currently have, for instance an attack by wargs, healing a fellow traveler or, and here's the thing, calculating the current VAT total of a bunch of invoices! Good grief, we are magicians! Now we only need to decide which languages are white magic and which are black magic. And I refuse to be drawn on that subject! Greetings from sunny South Africa!

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    Bradml
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    What exactly are you smoking?


    Brad Australian - Christian Graus on "Best books for VBscript" A big thick one, so you can whack yourself on the head with it.

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      ColinBud wrote:

      white magic

      C#

      ColinBud wrote:

      black magic

      Java Simple:)

      .net is a box of never ending treasures, every day I get find another gem.

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      ColinBud
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      Like I said, I refuse to be drawn! /Nods vigorously..

      Greetings from sunny South Africa!

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      • C ColinBud

        So heres the thing, I am a developer with more than 10 years experience and I spend a lot of time wacthing and reading fantasy stuff (talk about stereotyping! :-D). It occured to me this weekend, that in many fantasy books, magic is all about learning a language, and using that language to make something out of nothing. So, in a given situation, I would choose specific words and use those to fix whatever problem I may currently have, for instance an attack by wargs, healing a fellow traveler or, and here's the thing, calculating the current VAT total of a bunch of invoices! Good grief, we are magicians! Now we only need to decide which languages are white magic and which are black magic. And I refuse to be drawn on that subject! Greetings from sunny South Africa!

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        Nic Rowan
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        Java and Tcl


        Dad always thought laughter was the best medicine, which I guess is why several of us died of tuberculosis. I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate. And I can picture us attacking that world, because they'd never expect it.


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        • C ColinBud

          Illusionists APPEAR to do magic through prestidigitation and sleight of hand. We are actually creating something from nothing using only words. We are the real deal, magicians. IMHO anyway!

          Greetings from sunny South Africa!

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          Mike Hankey
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          You are right in most cases but I've seen some good illusionists over the years. Usually get promoted and leave us magicians in the trenches.

          Started out with nothing and still have most of it left!

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            What exactly are you smoking?


            Brad Australian - Christian Graus on "Best books for VBscript" A big thick one, so you can whack yourself on the head with it.

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            JacquesDP
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            You should rather ask if he's willing to share :laugh:

            He who laughs last is a bit on the slow side

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            • C ColinBud

              So heres the thing, I am a developer with more than 10 years experience and I spend a lot of time wacthing and reading fantasy stuff (talk about stereotyping! :-D). It occured to me this weekend, that in many fantasy books, magic is all about learning a language, and using that language to make something out of nothing. So, in a given situation, I would choose specific words and use those to fix whatever problem I may currently have, for instance an attack by wargs, healing a fellow traveler or, and here's the thing, calculating the current VAT total of a bunch of invoices! Good grief, we are magicians! Now we only need to decide which languages are white magic and which are black magic. And I refuse to be drawn on that subject! Greetings from sunny South Africa!

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              Black magic: VB no doubt. :laugh:

              V. I found a living worth working for, but haven't found work worth living for.

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                ColinBud wrote:

                white magic

                C#

                ColinBud wrote:

                black magic

                Java Simple:)

                .net is a box of never ending treasures, every day I get find another gem.

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                darkelv
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                chaos magic - vb?

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                  Black magic: VB no doubt. :laugh:

                  V. I found a living worth working for, but haven't found work worth living for.

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                  Marc Clifton
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                  V. wrote:

                  Black magic: VB no doubt.

                  VB is not magic. It's like Muggles digging a trench with shovels rather than waving a magic wand and conjuring up a bunch of moles to do the digging for you. Marc

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                    chaos magic - vb?

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                    NormDroid
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                    Oh no there's no magic with VB.

                    .net is a box of never ending treasures, every day I get find another gem.

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                    • B Bradml

                      What exactly are you smoking?


                      Brad Australian - Christian Graus on "Best books for VBscript" A big thick one, so you can whack yourself on the head with it.

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                      Brady Kelly
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                      Probably just your average Swazi so common around Jo'burg or Cape Town.

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                        Probably just your average Swazi so common around Jo'burg or Cape Town.

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                        Nic Rowan
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                        That's no Swazi! That's Durban Poison!


                        Dad always thought laughter was the best medicine, which I guess is why several of us died of tuberculosis. I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate. And I can picture us attacking that world, because they'd never expect it.


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                        • C ColinBud

                          So heres the thing, I am a developer with more than 10 years experience and I spend a lot of time wacthing and reading fantasy stuff (talk about stereotyping! :-D). It occured to me this weekend, that in many fantasy books, magic is all about learning a language, and using that language to make something out of nothing. So, in a given situation, I would choose specific words and use those to fix whatever problem I may currently have, for instance an attack by wargs, healing a fellow traveler or, and here's the thing, calculating the current VAT total of a bunch of invoices! Good grief, we are magicians! Now we only need to decide which languages are white magic and which are black magic. And I refuse to be drawn on that subject! Greetings from sunny South Africa!

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                          ColinBud wrote:

                          Good grief, we are magicians!

                          I had a coworker tell me one time "I don't know what you do but its magic" So are we magicians or illusionists?

                          Started out with nothing and still have most of it left!

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                            That's no Swazi! That's Durban Poison!


                            Dad always thought laughter was the best medicine, which I guess is why several of us died of tuberculosis. I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate. And I can picture us attacking that world, because they'd never expect it.


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                            Bradml
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                            heheh, I miss this


                            Brad Australian - bryce on "Problems with Code Project" *sigh* Maunder's been coding again...

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                            • Mike HankeyM Mike Hankey

                              ColinBud wrote:

                              Good grief, we are magicians!

                              I had a coworker tell me one time "I don't know what you do but its magic" So are we magicians or illusionists?

                              Started out with nothing and still have most of it left!

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                              ColinBud
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                              Illusionists APPEAR to do magic through prestidigitation and sleight of hand. We are actually creating something from nothing using only words. We are the real deal, magicians. IMHO anyway!

                              Greetings from sunny South Africa!

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                                What exactly are you smoking?


                                Brad Australian - Christian Graus on "Best books for VBscript" A big thick one, so you can whack yourself on the head with it.

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                                James R Twine
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                                - and please share it...! :P    I want that "my code is like **magic**" feeling, too! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:    Peace!

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                                • N Nic Rowan

                                  That's no Swazi! That's Durban Poison!


                                  Dad always thought laughter was the best medicine, which I guess is why several of us died of tuberculosis. I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate. And I can picture us attacking that world, because they'd never expect it.


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                                  ColinBud
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                                  Aah! DP. Now that IS magic!

                                  Greetings from sunny South Africa!

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                                  • Mike HankeyM Mike Hankey

                                    You are right in most cases but I've seen some good illusionists over the years. Usually get promoted and leave us magicians in the trenches.

                                    Started out with nothing and still have most of it left!

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                                    ColinBud
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                                    Ain't that the truth... :^)

                                    Greetings from sunny South Africa!

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                                    • M Marc Clifton

                                      V. wrote:

                                      Black magic: VB no doubt.

                                      VB is not magic. It's like Muggles digging a trench with shovels rather than waving a magic wand and conjuring up a bunch of moles to do the digging for you. Marc

                                      Thyme In The Country
                                      Interacx

                                      People are just notoriously impossible. --DavidCrow
                                      There's NO excuse for not commenting your code. -- John Simmons / outlaw programmer
                                      People who say that they will refactor their code later to make it "good" don't understand refactoring, nor the art and craft of programming. -- Josh Smith

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                                      :laugh:

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                                      • B Bradml

                                        What exactly are you smoking?


                                        Brad Australian - Christian Graus on "Best books for VBscript" A big thick one, so you can whack yourself on the head with it.

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                                        ..and did you keep something for us?


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                                        • C ColinBud

                                          So heres the thing, I am a developer with more than 10 years experience and I spend a lot of time wacthing and reading fantasy stuff (talk about stereotyping! :-D). It occured to me this weekend, that in many fantasy books, magic is all about learning a language, and using that language to make something out of nothing. So, in a given situation, I would choose specific words and use those to fix whatever problem I may currently have, for instance an attack by wargs, healing a fellow traveler or, and here's the thing, calculating the current VAT total of a bunch of invoices! Good grief, we are magicians! Now we only need to decide which languages are white magic and which are black magic. And I refuse to be drawn on that subject! Greetings from sunny South Africa!

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                                          ColinBud wrote:

                                          And I refuse to be drawn on that subject!

                                          Spoilsport!

                                          The tigress is here :-D

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