SARDAR Special
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Sardar was busy removing a wheel from his auto. A man asks sardar why are you removing a wheel from your auto. Sardar : Cant you read the board, parking is only for 2 wheeler.2)2 Sardar were fixing a bomb in a car. Sardar 1 : What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing. Sardar 2 : Don’t worry, I have one more.3)Sardar joined new job. 1St day he worked till late evening on the computer. Boss was happy and asked what you did till evening. Sardar : Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so i made it alright.4)Interviewer: Sardar ji, Where were u born? Sardar ji: In punjab. Interviewer: Which part ? Sardar ji: Which part?, Whole body born in punjab…SP -- Bugs can neither be created nor be removed from software by a developer. They can only be converted from one form to another. The total number of bugs in the software always remain constant.
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Sardar was busy removing a wheel from his auto. A man asks sardar why are you removing a wheel from your auto. Sardar : Cant you read the board, parking is only for 2 wheeler.2)2 Sardar were fixing a bomb in a car. Sardar 1 : What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing. Sardar 2 : Don’t worry, I have one more.3)Sardar joined new job. 1St day he worked till late evening on the computer. Boss was happy and asked what you did till evening. Sardar : Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so i made it alright.4)Interviewer: Sardar ji, Where were u born? Sardar ji: In punjab. Interviewer: Which part ? Sardar ji: Which part?, Whole body born in punjab…SP -- Bugs can neither be created nor be removed from software by a developer. They can only be converted from one form to another. The total number of bugs in the software always remain constant.
I don't really know why everybody is voting you down. This might not be the right place for jokes, and they aren't overly funny, and I might not know what a 'Sardar' is, but they made me smile ;) just like Trey Parker and Matt Stone did last week: "...but that means" "yes... everyone in South Park will die... FOR EVER!"
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I don't really know why everybody is voting you down. This might not be the right place for jokes, and they aren't overly funny, and I might not know what a 'Sardar' is, but they made me smile ;) just like Trey Parker and Matt Stone did last week: "...but that means" "yes... everyone in South Park will die... FOR EVER!"
Visual Studio can't evaluate this, can you?
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and they aren't overly funny
Funny? Where?
"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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"...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001 -
I don't really know why everybody is voting you down. This might not be the right place for jokes, and they aren't overly funny, and I might not know what a 'Sardar' is, but they made me smile ;) just like Trey Parker and Matt Stone did last week: "...but that means" "yes... everyone in South Park will die... FOR EVER!"
Visual Studio can't evaluate this, can you?
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Sardar was busy removing a wheel from his auto. A man asks sardar why are you removing a wheel from your auto. Sardar : Cant you read the board, parking is only for 2 wheeler.2)2 Sardar were fixing a bomb in a car. Sardar 1 : What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing. Sardar 2 : Don’t worry, I have one more.3)Sardar joined new job. 1St day he worked till late evening on the computer. Boss was happy and asked what you did till evening. Sardar : Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so i made it alright.4)Interviewer: Sardar ji, Where were u born? Sardar ji: In punjab. Interviewer: Which part ? Sardar ji: Which part?, Whole body born in punjab…SP -- Bugs can neither be created nor be removed from software by a developer. They can only be converted from one form to another. The total number of bugs in the software always remain constant.
:laugh: of course, most non indian people might not know why one is called Sardar, but as a good friend of mine initiated me to its meaning, i fully understand. BTW, sardar or not, it was funny. come on CPians, wake up and enjoy the fresh air outside :-D
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:laugh: of course, most non indian people might not know why one is called Sardar, but as a good friend of mine initiated me to its meaning, i fully understand. BTW, sardar or not, it was funny. come on CPians, wake up and enjoy the fresh air outside :-D
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Or just replace "Sardar" with "dumb blonde" or whatever group you want to pick on today...