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  • L leckey 0

    code-frog wrote:

    keeping a kid alive that was born right after my study concluded, losing my job, losing my home, rebuilding my life, rebuilding my family, running a small business

    Yeah, I wouldn't sleep if I had all that either.

    code-frog wrote:

    rebuilding my life, rebuilding my family,

    When I was attached to all the cords during the study I kept thinking, "We can get her to sleep...we have the technology..." Of course you have to be over a certain age to get the reference.

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    Aaron VanWieren
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    leckey wrote:

    We can get her to sleep...we have the technology..."

    Insert Booooinnnngggg here(imagine the sound to go with the quote). How Bionic :laugh:

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    • L Lost User

      Donating blood is cool! It gives you a warm fuzzy feeling and a fuzzy (not inherently warm) plush pelican (in my case, YMMV)! Very rewarding, and excellent for your tree-hugger-ness, which I for one try to build up as much as is possible. Yes, I do as a rule try and convince more people to donate blood. :)

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      David Wulff
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      Paul van der Walt wrote:

      Donating blood is cool! It gives you a warm fuzzy feeling

      That only happens when you donate too much blood in a short amount of time... :rolleyes:


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      • L leckey 0

        I got a call at home last week asking me to come in to donate blood because the blood bank is so low. I waited until the bloodmobile came to work today. I answered that yes, I am under a doctor's care for a sleep disorder but nothing has been officially diagnosed and I am taking no medications for it. After 30 minutes and 5 phone calls later they decided they need my doctor to sign a release form. I'm all for donating blood but it seems like it gets more and more complicated each time. So someone might go without blood because what, I might fall asleep in the lounger? I've already done that. So now I have to fax this release to my doctor (making a long distance call to find out what their fax number is) and have them fax it back, then send to the blood bank. I'm ready to say 'forget it' and go get some new piercings. (I've been putting those off because you have to wait a year to donate again.) Silly hyper-vigilant phlebotomists!

        __________________ Bob is my homeboy.

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        Christian Graus
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        After AIDS, all they want is a piece of paper to say they have no legal liability.

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        • C code frog 0

          Gosh my kids were all done with the bottle at a year old. Sure you still need a bottle?:->

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          Tim Deveaux
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          Hmmm... Well, when you put it that way I guess I would consider the alternative. :rolleyes:

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            Hmmm... Well, when you put it that way I guess I would consider the alternative. :rolleyes:

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            code frog 0
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            A keg? :-D

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              A keg? :-D

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              Tim Deveaux
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              :doh:

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              • L leckey 0

                I got a call at home last week asking me to come in to donate blood because the blood bank is so low. I waited until the bloodmobile came to work today. I answered that yes, I am under a doctor's care for a sleep disorder but nothing has been officially diagnosed and I am taking no medications for it. After 30 minutes and 5 phone calls later they decided they need my doctor to sign a release form. I'm all for donating blood but it seems like it gets more and more complicated each time. So someone might go without blood because what, I might fall asleep in the lounger? I've already done that. So now I have to fax this release to my doctor (making a long distance call to find out what their fax number is) and have them fax it back, then send to the blood bank. I'm ready to say 'forget it' and go get some new piercings. (I've been putting those off because you have to wait a year to donate again.) Silly hyper-vigilant phlebotomists!

                __________________ Bob is my homeboy.

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                Mark Salsbery
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                I give platelets every 3 weeks (only passed out once, when I didn't eat beforehand). All this time I had no idea of the existence of the word "phlebotomist". Thanks! It's my learned word of the day. I will try to use it in conversation a few times today. Mark Go Team A+, CMV-!

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                • C code frog 0

                  Gosh my kids were all done with the bottle at a year old. Sure you still need a bottle?:->

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                  Mike Poz
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                  code-frog wrote:

                  Sure you still need a bottle?

                  I do when it's filled with Macallan 18 Gran Reserva...

                  Mike Poz

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                  • M Mike Poz

                    code-frog wrote:

                    Sure you still need a bottle?

                    I do when it's filled with Macallan 18 Gran Reserva...

                    Mike Poz

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                    Josh Smith
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                    Mike Poz wrote:

                    I do when it's filled with Macallan 18

                    Ah, a man of fine tastes! :)

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                    • M Marc Clifton

                      leckey wrote:

                      I answered that yes

                      I find life is much easier when I lie through most of the anal-retentive questions the beauracracy insists on asking. Of course, my girlfriend keeps me on the straight and narrow, so I rarely get the opportunity. The most interesting questionnaire is the jury duty one. Are you 18 or older? Are you a US Citizen? Have you been convicted of felony? etc... Answer No, No, and Yes respectively (you get the idea) and you have to show PROOF that you aren't lying. But if you're a 16 year old Cuban felon and answer Yes, Yes, and No respectively, they don't require proof. Go figure. (Now, for all you Cubans, that was just a random country. I could have picked Iraq or Iran or North Korea, ah, well, hmmm, I'll stop now.) :) Marc

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                      Marc Clifton wrote:

                      But if you're a 16 year old Cuban felon and answer Yes, Yes, and No respectively, they don't require proof.

                      I take it you know this from personal experience, eh? ;P

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                      • M Marc Clifton

                        JazzJackRabbit wrote:

                        That's the lawyer's job to verify the information since they pick the jurors. If they do not and it turns out later someone provided false information judge may declare mistrial.

                        Well yes. But I was referring to the stupid questionnaire form NY state sends out to pre-qualify you. Marc

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                        People are just notoriously impossible. --DavidCrow
                        There's NO excuse for not commenting your code. -- John Simmons / outlaw programmer
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                        Dougal Scott
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                        There is a medical form I have to regularly fill out, it asks "Have you ever taken illegal drugs?". Is this supposed to be a trick question? :confused:

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                        • L leckey 0

                          I got a call at home last week asking me to come in to donate blood because the blood bank is so low. I waited until the bloodmobile came to work today. I answered that yes, I am under a doctor's care for a sleep disorder but nothing has been officially diagnosed and I am taking no medications for it. After 30 minutes and 5 phone calls later they decided they need my doctor to sign a release form. I'm all for donating blood but it seems like it gets more and more complicated each time. So someone might go without blood because what, I might fall asleep in the lounger? I've already done that. So now I have to fax this release to my doctor (making a long distance call to find out what their fax number is) and have them fax it back, then send to the blood bank. I'm ready to say 'forget it' and go get some new piercings. (I've been putting those off because you have to wait a year to donate again.) Silly hyper-vigilant phlebotomists!

                          __________________ Bob is my homeboy.

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                          Sebastian Schneider
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                          I always trigger nervous reaction when I slumber while donating blood. I feel perfectly comfortable there, and having a needle in my arm somehow relaxes me even more. There is a comment on our (German) blood donor IDs, saying: "If the person carrying this card ever receives a blood transfusion and is expected to pay for it themselves, please contact the German Red Cross ...". Does anyone know what this is about? I would suspect that the Red Cross will cover the expenses? Also, are any of you guys organ donors? I felt that this was a necessary thing, I don't want someone to die because my relatives cannot decide on whether to donate my heart or not.... I made that decision. On Topic: In Germany, the Red Cross usually sets up in a school or public building of some kind. There will be several steps during blood donation, one of them being a doctor questioning you for your recent medical history. The doctor decides if you are fit or not, and they always have the last word. The last step is a anonymous (towards other donors) self-exclusion. If you have been forced to donate blood by peer pressure, but are ill (HIV, Hepatitis, etc.), you can prevent the Red Cross from using your blood. The donation of self-excluded individuals will be processed as usually (even counting towards the small things you get when you donate the 25th time, etc.), but will be burned after the lab tests. Also, they go to a special lab, afaict.

                          Cheers, Sebastian -- Ceterum censeo, borlandem esse delendam.

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                          • D Dougal Scott

                            There is a medical form I have to regularly fill out, it asks "Have you ever taken illegal drugs?". Is this supposed to be a trick question? :confused:

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                            Dan Neely
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                            Do you already have a drug conviction on your record?

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                              code-frog wrote:

                              keeping a kid alive that was born right after my study concluded, losing my job, losing my home, rebuilding my life, rebuilding my family, running a small business

                              Yeah, I wouldn't sleep if I had all that either.

                              code-frog wrote:

                              rebuilding my life, rebuilding my family,

                              When I was attached to all the cords during the study I kept thinking, "We can get her to sleep...we have the technology..." Of course you have to be over a certain age to get the reference.

                              __________________ Bob is my homeboy.

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                              Dan Neely
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                              leckey wrote:

                              When I was attached to all the cords during the study I kept thinking, "We can get her to sleep...we have the technology..." Of course you have to be over a certain age to get the reference.

                              OR just a general scifi fan. Never actually watched the show in reruns but I know what you're refering to. :)

                              -- CleaKO The sad part about this instance is that none of the users ever said anything [about the problem]. Pete O`Hanlon Doesn't that just tell you everything you need to know about users?

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                                code-frog wrote:

                                keeping a kid alive that was born right after my study concluded, losing my job, losing my home, rebuilding my life, rebuilding my family, running a small business

                                Yeah, I wouldn't sleep if I had all that either.

                                code-frog wrote:

                                rebuilding my life, rebuilding my family,

                                When I was attached to all the cords during the study I kept thinking, "We can get her to sleep...we have the technology..." Of course you have to be over a certain age to get the reference.

                                __________________ Bob is my homeboy.

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                                Richard Jones
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                                leckey wrote:

                                "We can get her to sleep...we have the technology..."

                                On a side note, a new Bionic Woman is coming out, played by the woman who plays Starbuck.:cool:

                                He was a snowflake, like other "unique" snowflakes, falling down, getting stepped on, and pushed aside to disappear.

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                                • L leckey 0

                                  Personally I don't get a warm fuzzy feeling...more of a light-headed, need to sit down for awhile feeling. But I have a common blood type (A+) and I would hate to think someone died because I was too selfish not to give blood. I mean, the body makes more, right? My husband does not give because he has a fear (translation...passess out) of needles.

                                  __________________ Bob is my homeboy.

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                                  Lost User
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                                  Luckily I normally don't have that problem (except the most recent time, indeed I did need to sit a while then). Other than that I'm A-, so I am not so common but can donate to all A's. They seem to like my blood as they ask me relatively frequently compared to some other people I know ;P

                                  Paul

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                                  • D David Wulff

                                    Paul van der Walt wrote:

                                    Donating blood is cool! It gives you a warm fuzzy feeling

                                    That only happens when you donate too much blood in a short amount of time... :rolleyes:


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                                    Lost User
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                                    Funnily enough on the occasions I've come close to passing out it was surprisingly enough a rather cold feeling I got - quite the opposite to what I'd expected :)

                                    Paul

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                                    • D Dan Neely

                                      Do you already have a drug conviction on your record?

                                      -- CleaKO The sad part about this instance is that none of the users ever said anything [about the problem]. Pete O`Hanlon Doesn't that just tell you everything you need to know about users?

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                                      Dougal Scott
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                                      No, and I couldn't work where I do for the last 30 years if I did.

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                                        Gosh my kids were all done with the bottle at a year old. Sure you still need a bottle?:->

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                                        JMOdom
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                                        If the bottle is full of Jack Danials, What is the problem? :laugh:

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                                        • C code frog 0

                                          leckey wrote:

                                          When I was attached to all the cords during the study

                                          That's a freaky feeling. I had 2 sleep studies because they didn't trust the Apnic events the first time around. Second time they hit them again inside of 2 hours so they CPAP'd me but that didn't change the creepy feeling that I was some kind of borg machination. I watched Matrix some time later and just had to laugh at the conceptual similarities. I had a sleep study and took the red pill.

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                                          JMOdom
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                                          I have Sleep Apna. :^) Which is caused by being overweight. (Yeah, I know lose the weight. Easier said than done.) :sigh: I was first put on an oxygen concentrator and then later a CPAP (Which blows several pounds of air into my lungs.). When I finally get to bed at night (?) I tend to sleep really good. :zzz:

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