Silly phlebotomists!
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code-frog wrote:
Sure you still need a bottle?
I do when it's filled with Macallan 18 Gran Reserva...
Mike Poz
Mike Poz wrote:
I do when it's filled with Macallan 18
Ah, a man of fine tastes! :)
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leckey wrote:
I answered that yes
I find life is much easier when I lie through most of the anal-retentive questions the beauracracy insists on asking. Of course, my girlfriend keeps me on the straight and narrow, so I rarely get the opportunity. The most interesting questionnaire is the jury duty one. Are you 18 or older? Are you a US Citizen? Have you been convicted of felony? etc... Answer No, No, and Yes respectively (you get the idea) and you have to show PROOF that you aren't lying. But if you're a 16 year old Cuban felon and answer Yes, Yes, and No respectively, they don't require proof. Go figure. (Now, for all you Cubans, that was just a random country. I could have picked Iraq or Iran or North Korea, ah, well, hmmm, I'll stop now.) :) Marc
People are just notoriously impossible. --DavidCrow
There's NO excuse for not commenting your code. -- John Simmons / outlaw programmer
People who say that they will refactor their code later to make it "good" don't understand refactoring, nor the art and craft of programming. -- Josh SmithMarc Clifton wrote:
But if you're a 16 year old Cuban felon and answer Yes, Yes, and No respectively, they don't require proof.
I take it you know this from personal experience, eh? ;P
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JazzJackRabbit wrote:
That's the lawyer's job to verify the information since they pick the jurors. If they do not and it turns out later someone provided false information judge may declare mistrial.
Well yes. But I was referring to the stupid questionnaire form NY state sends out to pre-qualify you. Marc
People are just notoriously impossible. --DavidCrow
There's NO excuse for not commenting your code. -- John Simmons / outlaw programmer
People who say that they will refactor their code later to make it "good" don't understand refactoring, nor the art and craft of programming. -- Josh SmithThere is a medical form I have to regularly fill out, it asks "Have you ever taken illegal drugs?". Is this supposed to be a trick question? :confused:
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I got a call at home last week asking me to come in to donate blood because the blood bank is so low. I waited until the bloodmobile came to work today. I answered that yes, I am under a doctor's care for a sleep disorder but nothing has been officially diagnosed and I am taking no medications for it. After 30 minutes and 5 phone calls later they decided they need my doctor to sign a release form. I'm all for donating blood but it seems like it gets more and more complicated each time. So someone might go without blood because what, I might fall asleep in the lounger? I've already done that. So now I have to fax this release to my doctor (making a long distance call to find out what their fax number is) and have them fax it back, then send to the blood bank. I'm ready to say 'forget it' and go get some new piercings. (I've been putting those off because you have to wait a year to donate again.) Silly hyper-vigilant phlebotomists!
__________________ Bob is my homeboy.
I always trigger nervous reaction when I slumber while donating blood. I feel perfectly comfortable there, and having a needle in my arm somehow relaxes me even more. There is a comment on our (German) blood donor IDs, saying: "If the person carrying this card ever receives a blood transfusion and is expected to pay for it themselves, please contact the German Red Cross ...". Does anyone know what this is about? I would suspect that the Red Cross will cover the expenses? Also, are any of you guys organ donors? I felt that this was a necessary thing, I don't want someone to die because my relatives cannot decide on whether to donate my heart or not.... I made that decision. On Topic: In Germany, the Red Cross usually sets up in a school or public building of some kind. There will be several steps during blood donation, one of them being a doctor questioning you for your recent medical history. The doctor decides if you are fit or not, and they always have the last word. The last step is a anonymous (towards other donors) self-exclusion. If you have been forced to donate blood by peer pressure, but are ill (HIV, Hepatitis, etc.), you can prevent the Red Cross from using your blood. The donation of self-excluded individuals will be processed as usually (even counting towards the small things you get when you donate the 25th time, etc.), but will be burned after the lab tests. Also, they go to a special lab, afaict.
Cheers, Sebastian -- Ceterum censeo, borlandem esse delendam.
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There is a medical form I have to regularly fill out, it asks "Have you ever taken illegal drugs?". Is this supposed to be a trick question? :confused:
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code-frog wrote:
keeping a kid alive that was born right after my study concluded, losing my job, losing my home, rebuilding my life, rebuilding my family, running a small business
Yeah, I wouldn't sleep if I had all that either.
code-frog wrote:
rebuilding my life, rebuilding my family,
When I was attached to all the cords during the study I kept thinking, "We can get her to sleep...we have the technology..." Of course you have to be over a certain age to get the reference.
__________________ Bob is my homeboy.
leckey wrote:
When I was attached to all the cords during the study I kept thinking, "We can get her to sleep...we have the technology..." Of course you have to be over a certain age to get the reference.
OR just a general scifi fan. Never actually watched the show in reruns but I know what you're refering to. :)
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code-frog wrote:
keeping a kid alive that was born right after my study concluded, losing my job, losing my home, rebuilding my life, rebuilding my family, running a small business
Yeah, I wouldn't sleep if I had all that either.
code-frog wrote:
rebuilding my life, rebuilding my family,
When I was attached to all the cords during the study I kept thinking, "We can get her to sleep...we have the technology..." Of course you have to be over a certain age to get the reference.
__________________ Bob is my homeboy.
leckey wrote:
"We can get her to sleep...we have the technology..."
On a side note, a new Bionic Woman is coming out, played by the woman who plays Starbuck.:cool:
He was a snowflake, like other "unique" snowflakes, falling down, getting stepped on, and pushed aside to disappear.
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Personally I don't get a warm fuzzy feeling...more of a light-headed, need to sit down for awhile feeling. But I have a common blood type (A+) and I would hate to think someone died because I was too selfish not to give blood. I mean, the body makes more, right? My husband does not give because he has a fear (translation...passess out) of needles.
__________________ Bob is my homeboy.
Luckily I normally don't have that problem (except the most recent time, indeed I did need to sit a while then). Other than that I'm A-, so I am not so common but can donate to all A's. They seem to like my blood as they ask me relatively frequently compared to some other people I know ;P
Paul
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Paul van der Walt wrote:
Donating blood is cool! It gives you a warm fuzzy feeling
That only happens when you donate too much blood in a short amount of time... :rolleyes:
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I'm so gangsta I eat cereal without the milkFunnily enough on the occasions I've come close to passing out it was surprisingly enough a rather cold feeling I got - quite the opposite to what I'd expected :)
Paul
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Do you already have a drug conviction on your record?
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No, and I couldn't work where I do for the last 30 years if I did.
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Gosh my kids were all done with the bottle at a year old. Sure you still need a bottle?:->
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leckey wrote:
When I was attached to all the cords during the study
That's a freaky feeling. I had 2 sleep studies because they didn't trust the Apnic events the first time around. Second time they hit them again inside of 2 hours so they CPAP'd me but that didn't change the creepy feeling that I was some kind of borg machination. I watched Matrix some time later and just had to laugh at the conceptual similarities. I had a sleep study and took the red pill.
I have Sleep Apna. :^) Which is caused by being overweight. (Yeah, I know lose the weight. Easier said than done.) :sigh: I was first put on an oxygen concentrator and then later a CPAP (Which blows several pounds of air into my lungs.). When I finally get to bed at night (?) I tend to sleep really good. :zzz:
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I have Sleep Apna. :^) Which is caused by being overweight. (Yeah, I know lose the weight. Easier said than done.) :sigh: I was first put on an oxygen concentrator and then later a CPAP (Which blows several pounds of air into my lungs.). When I finally get to bed at night (?) I tend to sleep really good. :zzz:
I have the problem where my brain just quits telling my lungs to breathe but I was getting so overweight I know I had obstructive apnea too. I've been lifting weight and doing aerobic training for almost 2.5 years and have lost 60 pounds and feel really good. All you gotta do is take it one day at a time. When I started exercise I set a goal of 15 minutes each day. I left the gym before I even started sweating. After about 6 months I was up to 90 minutes and now I'm 90 minutes to 2 hours just depending on what I'm doing. It only took me about 3 or 4 weeks to really start enjoying it.