Weekend plans?

Steve T

An elderly man in Phoenix called his son in New York and said, "John, I hate to ruin your day but your mother and I are getting divorced. Forty years of misery is enough... we can't stand the sight of each other any more." "What!" the son exclaimed, "You can't, dad I ... " "Shut up, son. There's nothing you can say will change our minds. I'm sick of your mother and she's sick of me ... and I'm sick of talking about it. You can phone your sister in Chicago and tell her for me. It's over!", said the old man, and slammed down the phone. The son phoned his sister in Chicago. She was enraged. "No way! We can't let this happen! John, I'm calling Dad and putting a stop to this right now!" She phoned her father, and before he could speak she exploded, "Dad, you absolutely cannot divorce mom. I won't let this happen. I'm phoning John back right now and we'll be on the next available flights down there. Don't do a thing until we... " The phone went dead as her father hung up on her. In Phoenix the father turned to his wife and said, "Okay, they're coming for the Memorial Day weekend and paying their own fares. What are we going to tell them for Thanksgiving? Steve T.

James R Twine

I plan to take the family down to NYC (home) to visit family and friends (we will be staying in the Marrriott Financial Center; ~2 blocks from Ground Zero...) Peace! -=- James. "Some People Know How To Drive, Others Just Know How To Operate A Car." (Try Check Favorites Sometime!)

RaviBee

Yep! /ravi "There is always one more bug..." http://www.ravib.com ravib@ravib.com

RaviBee

Jamie Hale wrote: Aren't they all dead? :) I think they're very much alive. But probably not performing. /ravi "There is always one more bug..." http://www.ravib.com ravib@ravib.com

RaviBee

Yep, them. And you're not old - you just have good taste. /ravi "There is always one more bug..." http://www.ravib.com ravib@ravib.com

David Wulff

ROFLMAO. :laugh: ____________________ David Wulff hu·mour Pronunciation Key (hymr) n. & v. Chiefly British Dave's Code Project Screensaver and Wallpaper page.

Alvaro Mendez

:-D Regards, Alvaro Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results. - Albert Einstein

Steve T

Yep, them. And you're not old - you just have good taste. I'm not really much of a music collector - in fact I hadn't bought a CD in about ten years - until last week when, while ordering a Shonen Knife CD (which didn't really want) on amazon.com to fulfil the "terms of use" of a "shonenware" app I'd downloaded, I decided to buy a few "blasts from the past" ... one of them was ELP's Brain Salad Surgery. .... BTW thanks for the compliment - but unfortunately having good taste and getting old are not mutually exclusive ;) Steve T. Welcome back my friends to a show that never ends ... ;)

dandy72

> Go to vegas, drink, gamble and skydive... In that order? Is that significant? :-)

NormDroid

Ravi Bhavnani wrote: WeatherResourceProvider Go to John Lennon Liverpool Airport, the displays show realtime weather courtersey of yours truly. Normski. - Professional Windows Programmer

Richard Melton

Yea, I figured I'd change it up from last weekend where I got drunk, ended up in vegas, didn't have my rig so I couldn't skydive and lost all my money gambling (drink, vegas, no skydive, gamble)

RaviBee

Cool! I'll check it out if I fly thru there! /ravi "There is always one more bug..." http://www.ravib.com ravib@ravib.com

Roger Wright

Ravi Bhavnani wrote: But probably not performing. Why not? The Rolling Stones still do - God only knows why...

Roger Wright

Ravi Bhavnani wrote: . And you're not old - you just have good taste. So true!

Michael A Barnhart

Well, If my copy of the US 1880 Census shows up I will hopefully proving who GGgrandfather is. If not I am afraid I may be seduced by the Dark Side. Also finishing my Cherry Video Tape Cabinet. (That is real wood folks). To be conscious that you are ignorant of the facts is a great step towards Knowledge. Benjamin Disraeli

RaviBee

Roger Wright wrote: God only knows why... ROFLMAO! /ravi "There is always one more bug..." http://www.ravib.com ravib@ravib.com

RaviBee

You might like my music collection, Roger. /ravi "There is always one more bug..." http://www.ravib.com ravib@ravib.com

Matt Gullett

* Play with wife * Play with kids * Work on CP article * Sleep * Play with wife * Visit my parents * Maybe, visit my grandparents * Sleep * Play with wife * Play with kids * Post CP article * Oh yea, my honey do list: Paint the windows, hang a new screen door, cleanup basement, fix broken handle on bathroom fixture, mow the lawn, weed the flower beds (with wife), take kids out by myself, fix leaky toilet, more of the same.

Matt Gullett

:-D

David Wengier

Richard Melton wrote: Everbody should skydive at least once in their lifetime. It's one of those great experiences. Absolutely :) And none of this tandem rubbish either ;P -- David Wengier Sonork ID: 100.14177 - Ch00k