Blacberry 1; Computer: 0
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what's that running down my screen? oh its my tea... :laugh:
"there is no spoon" {me}
Honestly Lauren, I don't know how things are done where you live, but it's *much* easier to drink tea if you simply put it in a cup first, and then sip gently. Trying to drink tea from your screen will always be problematic, though it does paint an interesting mental picture...
¡El diablo está en mis pantalones! ¡Mire, mire! Real Mentats use only 100% pure, unfooled around with Sapho Juice(tm)! SELECT * FROM User WHERE Clue > 0 0 rows returned Save an Orange - Use the VCF! VCF Blog
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I did the unthinkable this morning: I plugged my new Blackberry into my computer's USB port without first installing the drivers. My computer promptly exploded. Well, not exploded. More sort of died instantly and let forth a pungent "something's burning" smell. Nothing would coax it back to life so I've spent the afternoon transplanting my hard drives into another machine, doing an XP reinstall/restore and trying to coax my data back to life. Everything seems mostly fine except that IE6 crashes each time it tries to install the latest Microsoft Update ActiveX control. :sigh: The Blackberry is untouched.
cheers, Chris Maunder
CodeProject.com : C++ MVP
Chris Maunder wrote:
My computer promptly exploded.
Well, look on the bright side your Blackberry can tell you the GPS location of your dead PC.:laugh:
God Bless, Jason
Programmer: A biological machine designed to convert caffeine into code.
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Honestly Lauren, I don't know how things are done where you live, but it's *much* easier to drink tea if you simply put it in a cup first, and then sip gently. Trying to drink tea from your screen will always be problematic, though it does paint an interesting mental picture...
¡El diablo está en mis pantalones! ¡Mire, mire! Real Mentats use only 100% pure, unfooled around with Sapho Juice(tm)! SELECT * FROM User WHERE Clue > 0 0 rows returned Save an Orange - Use the VCF! VCF Blog
Jim Crafton wrote:
Honestly Lauren, I don't know how things are done where you live, but it's *much* easier to drink tea if you simply put it in a cup first, and then sip gently. Trying to drink tea from your screen will always be problematic, though it does paint an interesting mental picture...
And how!
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My earliest memory of a Blackberry is seeing Dave using it and struggling to make a call (I think he was trying to make a call, but he may have been trying something else too) because the buttons were too small for his fingers :-) And now you've fallen for all the tiny buttons too, haven't you?
Regards, Nish
Nish’s thoughts on MFC, C++/CLI and .NET (my blog)
C++/CLI in ActionFly on your way like an eagle Fly as high as the sun On your wings like an eagle Fly and touch the sun
Nishant Sivakumar wrote:
the buttons were too small for his fingers
Number one reason I'm absolutely unwilling to get one, even if someone else were to pay for it.
-- CleaKO The sad part about this instance is that none of the users ever said anything [about the problem]. Pete O`Hanlon Doesn't that just tell you everything you need to know about users?
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I did the unthinkable this morning: I plugged my new Blackberry into my computer's USB port without first installing the drivers. My computer promptly exploded. Well, not exploded. More sort of died instantly and let forth a pungent "something's burning" smell. Nothing would coax it back to life so I've spent the afternoon transplanting my hard drives into another machine, doing an XP reinstall/restore and trying to coax my data back to life. Everything seems mostly fine except that IE6 crashes each time it tries to install the latest Microsoft Update ActiveX control. :sigh: The Blackberry is untouched.
cheers, Chris Maunder
CodeProject.com : C++ MVP
I wonder if they get a lot of calls on this... USER "Um... yeh I just plugged my new phone into my computer and my computer well... doesn't work any more..." SUPPORT "Was it a nice new expensive 64 bit jobbie?" USER "Yes!" SUPPORT "And did you not install the drivers before plugging in the blackberry?" USER "That is correct" SUPPORT "Ah, that's a known issue" USER "Whew. So, what do I do now?" SUPPORT "Is there another computer lying about that you can use?" USER "Um... no." SUPPORT "Well, you have a blackberry. How do you like it so far?" USER "Um..." SUPPORT "Ya - the keyboard's a bit small, but you'll get used to it. Well, thanks for choosing RIM!" <*click*> :|
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Honestly Lauren, I don't know how things are done where you live, but it's *much* easier to drink tea if you simply put it in a cup first, and then sip gently. Trying to drink tea from your screen will always be problematic, though it does paint an interesting mental picture...
¡El diablo está en mis pantalones! ¡Mire, mire! Real Mentats use only 100% pure, unfooled around with Sapho Juice(tm)! SELECT * FROM User WHERE Clue > 0 0 rows returned Save an Orange - Use the VCF! VCF Blog
mehbe she thought blackberry was some sort of drink?
Silence is the voice of complicity. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. -- monty python Might I suggest that the universe was always the size of the cosmos. It is just that at one point the cosmos was the size of a marble. -- Colin Angus Mackay
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Honestly Lauren, I don't know how things are done where you live, but it's *much* easier to drink tea if you simply put it in a cup first, and then sip gently. Trying to drink tea from your screen will always be problematic, though it does paint an interesting mental picture...
¡El diablo está en mis pantalones! ¡Mire, mire! Real Mentats use only 100% pure, unfooled around with Sapho Juice(tm)! SELECT * FROM User WHERE Clue > 0 0 rows returned Save an Orange - Use the VCF! VCF Blog
you should see the screensaver that just kicked in!! :rolleyes::laugh:
"there is no spoon" {me}
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you should see the screensaver that just kicked in!! :rolleyes::laugh:
"there is no spoon" {me}
Well if it involves tea and the necessity of licking the screen, then color me interested! :)
¡El diablo está en mis pantalones! ¡Mire, mire! Real Mentats use only 100% pure, unfooled around with Sapho Juice(tm)! SELECT * FROM User WHERE Clue > 0 0 rows returned Save an Orange - Use the VCF! VCF Blog
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you should see the screensaver that just kicked in!! :rolleyes::laugh:
"there is no spoon" {me}
'k, i've gotta go lie down now, and i still had two threads to read. Thanks. :| :rolleyes:
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Well if it involves tea and the necessity of licking the screen, then color me interested! :)
¡El diablo está en mis pantalones! ¡Mire, mire! Real Mentats use only 100% pure, unfooled around with Sapho Juice(tm)! SELECT * FROM User WHERE Clue > 0 0 rows returned Save an Orange - Use the VCF! VCF Blog
Jim Crafton wrote:
then color me interested
I've always wondered.... what color is interested? is it greenish like money? is it bluish like the sky? or is it black like the unbound vastness of space? :-D
_________________________ Asu no koto o ieba, tenjo de nezumi ga warau. Talk about things of tomorrow and the mice in the ceiling laugh. (Japanese Proverb)
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Jim Crafton wrote:
then color me interested
I've always wondered.... what color is interested? is it greenish like money? is it bluish like the sky? or is it black like the unbound vastness of space? :-D
_________________________ Asu no koto o ieba, tenjo de nezumi ga warau. Talk about things of tomorrow and the mice in the ceiling laugh. (Japanese Proverb)
Green...no, that's jealousy. Blue, hmmm, that's for the sky, and probably daydreaming, and black? Nah, that's too negative, you know, evil, the Dark One, the Dark Side, Darth Vader, et al. Maybe puce? Or perhaps burnt umber? What about khaki?
¡El diablo está en mis pantalones! ¡Mire, mire! Real Mentats use only 100% pure, unfooled around with Sapho Juice(tm)! SELECT * FROM User WHERE Clue > 0 0 rows returned Save an Orange - Use the VCF! VCF Blog
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Jim Crafton wrote:
then color me interested
I've always wondered.... what color is interested? is it greenish like money? is it bluish like the sky? or is it black like the unbound vastness of space? :-D
_________________________ Asu no koto o ieba, tenjo de nezumi ga warau. Talk about things of tomorrow and the mice in the ceiling laugh. (Japanese Proverb)
Octarine!
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Chris Maunder wrote:
My computer promptly exploded.
Well, look on the bright side your Blackberry can tell you the GPS location of your dead PC.:laugh:
God Bless, Jason
Programmer: A biological machine designed to convert caffeine into code.
Developer: A person who develops working systems by writing and using software. [^]Blackberries have GPS? :confused:
regards, Paul Watson Ireland & South Africa
Shog9 wrote:
And with that, Paul closed his browser, sipped his herbal tea, fixed the flower in his hair, and smiled brightly at the multitude of cute, furry animals flocking around the grassy hillside where he sat coding Ruby on his Mac...
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I did the unthinkable this morning: I plugged my new Blackberry into my computer's USB port without first installing the drivers. My computer promptly exploded. Well, not exploded. More sort of died instantly and let forth a pungent "something's burning" smell. Nothing would coax it back to life so I've spent the afternoon transplanting my hard drives into another machine, doing an XP reinstall/restore and trying to coax my data back to life. Everything seems mostly fine except that IE6 crashes each time it tries to install the latest Microsoft Update ActiveX control. :sigh: The Blackberry is untouched.
cheers, Chris Maunder
CodeProject.com : C++ MVP
:laugh: Sorry to laugh Chris, I just love the way you wrote that; My computer promptly exploded. Funnily enough I plugged my Nokia into my Mac for the first time the other day and my Mac froze up. Previous to that I had been using Bluetooth but thought USB would be a wee bit faster for transferring a 1gig file. Your Blackberry melted your computer, my Nokia froze my Mac. Go figure.
regards, Paul Watson Ireland & South Africa
Shog9 wrote:
And with that, Paul closed his browser, sipped his herbal tea, fixed the flower in his hair, and smiled brightly at the multitude of cute, furry animals flocking around the grassy hillside where he sat coding Ruby on his Mac...
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Blackberries have GPS? :confused:
regards, Paul Watson Ireland & South Africa
Shog9 wrote:
And with that, Paul closed his browser, sipped his herbal tea, fixed the flower in his hair, and smiled brightly at the multitude of cute, furry animals flocking around the grassy hillside where he sat coding Ruby on his Mac...
Paul Watson wrote:
Blackberries have GPS?
Apparently the new ones do.
Regards, Nish
Nish’s thoughts on MFC, C++/CLI and .NET (my blog)
C++/CLI in ActionFly on your way like an eagle Fly as high as the sun On your wings like an eagle Fly and touch the sun
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:laugh: Sorry to laugh Chris, I just love the way you wrote that; My computer promptly exploded. Funnily enough I plugged my Nokia into my Mac for the first time the other day and my Mac froze up. Previous to that I had been using Bluetooth but thought USB would be a wee bit faster for transferring a 1gig file. Your Blackberry melted your computer, my Nokia froze my Mac. Go figure.
regards, Paul Watson Ireland & South Africa
Shog9 wrote:
And with that, Paul closed his browser, sipped his herbal tea, fixed the flower in his hair, and smiled brightly at the multitude of cute, furry animals flocking around the grassy hillside where he sat coding Ruby on his Mac...
Paul Watson wrote:
Your Blackberry melted your computer, my Nokia froze my Mac. Go figure.
and Friday nVidia cards froze Linux. :) In the end all Operating Systems are at the mercy of device drivers... and the programmers who write them.... no wonder the mutant sea bass are ill tempered... :-D
_________________________ Asu no koto o ieba, tenjo de nezumi ga warau. Talk about things of tomorrow and the mice in the ceiling laugh. (Japanese Proverb)
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I did the unthinkable this morning: I plugged my new Blackberry into my computer's USB port without first installing the drivers. My computer promptly exploded. Well, not exploded. More sort of died instantly and let forth a pungent "something's burning" smell. Nothing would coax it back to life so I've spent the afternoon transplanting my hard drives into another machine, doing an XP reinstall/restore and trying to coax my data back to life. Everything seems mostly fine except that IE6 crashes each time it tries to install the latest Microsoft Update ActiveX control. :sigh: The Blackberry is untouched.
cheers, Chris Maunder
CodeProject.com : C++ MVP
Wow - I always wondered what happens if you ignore the 'make sure you install the drivers first' warning....
Christian Graus - Microsoft MVP - C++ Metal Musings - Rex and my new metal blog "I am working on a project that will convert a FORTRAN code to corresponding C++ code.I am not aware of FORTRAN syntax" ( spotted in the C++/CLI forum )
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I did the unthinkable this morning: I plugged my new Blackberry into my computer's USB port without first installing the drivers. My computer promptly exploded. Well, not exploded. More sort of died instantly and let forth a pungent "something's burning" smell. Nothing would coax it back to life so I've spent the afternoon transplanting my hard drives into another machine, doing an XP reinstall/restore and trying to coax my data back to life. Everything seems mostly fine except that IE6 crashes each time it tries to install the latest Microsoft Update ActiveX control. :sigh: The Blackberry is untouched.
cheers, Chris Maunder
CodeProject.com : C++ MVP
Plugging something into the USB port smoked your computer? That's, like, insane. How would installing drivers have prevented that? Marc
People are just notoriously impossible. --DavidCrow
There's NO excuse for not commenting your code. -- John Simmons / outlaw programmer
People who say that they will refactor their code later to make it "good" don't understand refactoring, nor the art and craft of programming. -- Josh Smith -
Plugging something into the USB port smoked your computer? That's, like, insane. How would installing drivers have prevented that? Marc
People are just notoriously impossible. --DavidCrow
There's NO excuse for not commenting your code. -- John Simmons / outlaw programmer
People who say that they will refactor their code later to make it "good" don't understand refactoring, nor the art and craft of programming. -- Josh SmithMarc Clifton wrote:
How would installing drivers have prevented that?
That bit was a joke. Losing a day's work when I don't have a day to spare wasn't :(
cheers, Chris Maunder
CodeProject.com : C++ MVP
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Marc Clifton wrote:
How would installing drivers have prevented that?
That bit was a joke. Losing a day's work when I don't have a day to spare wasn't :(
cheers, Chris Maunder
CodeProject.com : C++ MVP
What I don't understand is how merely connecting the device to the USB port caused the computer to go up. Worst case I would have expected it to just do nothing.. but to actually cause the mobo to fry? Just don't get it..
------------ Cheers, Patrick