Monday blues
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So not only do you cheat on your wife, but you're lazy too. Are you new at this day-to-day living stuff? I'm tellin' ya Ragu, you're definitely not presenting a shining example of Indian manhood.
"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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"...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001LOL! :) John, you need to publish a self help book, something like "How to be a Man in 21 days." :)
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You do realize you're talking to Ragu - the semi-literate Indian malcontent who couldn't form a cohesive insult if it was written down for him in his own language (if he can indeed read - he certainly has no talent where writing is concerned). By this time tomorrow, this thread will probably have been moved to the soapbox. In fact, I'd like to lobby that this post be moved to the soapbox where it can be properly milked for all it's worth.
"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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"...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote:
In fact, I'd like to lobby that this post be moved to the soapbox where it can be properly milked for all it's worth.
I second that!
CleaKO
"I think you'll be okay here, they have a thin candy shell. 'Surprised you didn't know that.'" - Tommy (Tommy Boy)
"Fill it up again! Fill it up again! Once it hits your lips, it's so good!" - Frank the Tank (Old School) -
John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote:
In fact, I'd like to lobby that this post be moved to the soapbox where it can be properly milked for all it's worth.
I second that!
CleaKO
"I think you'll be okay here, they have a thin candy shell. 'Surprised you didn't know that.'" - Tommy (Tommy Boy)
"Fill it up again! Fill it up again! Once it hits your lips, it's so good!" - Frank the Tank (Old School)Read my response to lecky.
"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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"...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001 -
John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote:
the semi-literate Indian malcontent who couldn't form a cohesive insult if it was written down for him in his own language (if he can indeed read - he certainly has no talent where writing is concerned).
Okay...I've missed something here.
__________________ Bob is my homeboy.
Ragu posted a message in the soapbox (I think it was last week) in whcih he was roundly chastised, and he responded by posted some illiterate scrawl in Hindi that offended the majority of the Indian population here. Of course, his most serious error was getting my attention. Now, he's toast - just like Link2006 is. They're both permanently on my radar, and if I'm feeling even the slightest bit annoyed when I read their inane crap, they will become a target with every post they make here. Of course, there is the possibility that I'll become bored with them after a while... Unfortunately, when I trawl like that I might net some hapless individual, but hey - I know the job is dangerous, and besides, someone's gotta do it.
"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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"...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001 -
John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote:
the semi-literate Indian malcontent who couldn't form a cohesive insult if it was written down for him in his own language (if he can indeed read - he certainly has no talent where writing is concerned).
Okay...I've missed something here.
__________________ Bob is my homeboy.
A week or so ago this guy posted some weird thread in the SB about sexual fantasies or something like that, with other women besides his wife, and wanting advice on what to do (?? gack, why on earth you'd go on the Internot looking for help on this is beyond me??). John, as always, provided both helpful and entertaining advice, that was not received well. This led to a rather lengthy discussion that largely devolved down to allegations about the origins and species of John's birth mother, as well as questions about the OP's sexual preferences and preferred mating species. All in all, an absolutely entertaining thread, I know I walked away refreshed and ultimately vindicated in my optimistic beliefs for the greater intelligence of the average man.
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There are, essentially, two kinds of programmers. The first type went to college and chose software development because they thought it would be a good way to make a living. The second type, whether they went to school or learned on their own, are addicts. They somehow discovered programming, played around with it for a bit, and soon found themselves sitting at the compiler for hours or days on end, not even wanting to get up to go to the bathroom. Their most frequently uttered phrase is, "I'll get right to that. Just one more compile..." It's been my experience that after a few years years, the first type is almost always miserable at worst, dulled, lifeless and unhappy at best. If programming isn't an addictive form of escapism for you (similar to drinking, drugs, playing music, etc.) that you do for fun even when you're not at work, then you should really consider getting out of this business before you ruin your life.
Author of The Career Programmer and Unite the Tribes www.PracticalStrategyConsulting.com
You pretty much summed up perfectly how I spent most of my 2 years of grad school at the conservatory! :)
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A week or so ago this guy posted some weird thread in the SB about sexual fantasies or something like that, with other women besides his wife, and wanting advice on what to do (?? gack, why on earth you'd go on the Internot looking for help on this is beyond me??). John, as always, provided both helpful and entertaining advice, that was not received well. This led to a rather lengthy discussion that largely devolved down to allegations about the origins and species of John's birth mother, as well as questions about the OP's sexual preferences and preferred mating species. All in all, an absolutely entertaining thread, I know I walked away refreshed and ultimately vindicated in my optimistic beliefs for the greater intelligence of the average man.
¡El diablo está en mis pantalones! ¡Mire, mire! Real Mentats use only 100% pure, unfooled around with Sapho Juice(tm)! SELECT * FROM User WHERE Clue > 0 0 rows returned Save an Orange - Use the VCF! VCF Blog
Jim Crafton wrote:
origins and species of John's birth mother
Did I ever mention that my mom claims to be a reincarnated bubble entity from Jupiter?
"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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"...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001 -
So not only do you cheat on your wife, but you're lazy too. Are you new at this day-to-day living stuff? I'm tellin' ya Ragu, you're definitely not presenting a shining example of Indian manhood.
"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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"...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001"After spending two days going around and enjoying.."
John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote:
So not only do you cheat on your wife,
ROFL, 5
"Throughout human history, we have been dependent on machines to survive. Fate, it seems, is not without a sense of irony. " - Morpheus "Real men use mspaint for writing code and notepad for designing graphics." - Anna-Jayne Metcalfe
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Ragu posted a message in the soapbox (I think it was last week) in whcih he was roundly chastised, and he responded by posted some illiterate scrawl in Hindi that offended the majority of the Indian population here. Of course, his most serious error was getting my attention. Now, he's toast - just like Link2006 is. They're both permanently on my radar, and if I'm feeling even the slightest bit annoyed when I read their inane crap, they will become a target with every post they make here. Of course, there is the possibility that I'll become bored with them after a while... Unfortunately, when I trawl like that I might net some hapless individual, but hey - I know the job is dangerous, and besides, someone's gotta do it.
"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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"...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote:
ow, he's toast - just like Link2006 is.
Thanks alot John, now I have to go and read up on all the Link2006 posts that I either never saw or forgot about...:sigh: -- modified at 10:40 Monday 7th May, 2007 What a loser. :laugh:
CleaKO
"I think you'll be okay here, they have a thin candy shell. 'Surprised you didn't know that.'" - Tommy (Tommy Boy)
"Fill it up again! Fill it up again! Once it hits your lips, it's so good!" - Frank the Tank (Old School) -
There are, essentially, two kinds of programmers. The first type went to college and chose software development because they thought it would be a good way to make a living. The second type, whether they went to school or learned on their own, are addicts. They somehow discovered programming, played around with it for a bit, and soon found themselves sitting at the compiler for hours or days on end, not even wanting to get up to go to the bathroom. Their most frequently uttered phrase is, "I'll get right to that. Just one more compile..." It's been my experience that after a few years years, the first type is almost always miserable at worst, dulled, lifeless and unhappy at best. If programming isn't an addictive form of escapism for you (similar to drinking, drugs, playing music, etc.) that you do for fun even when you're not at work, then you should really consider getting out of this business before you ruin your life.
Author of The Career Programmer and Unite the Tribes www.PracticalStrategyConsulting.com
Christopher Duncan wrote:
There are, essentially, two kinds of programmers. The first type went to college and chose software development because they thought it would be a good way to make a living. The second type, whether they went to school or learned on their own, are addicts.
So True!
Christopher Duncan wrote:
It's been my experience that after a few years years, the first type is almost always miserable at worst, dulled, lifeless and unhappy at best.
The only except to this rule is if the second type (enthusiastic programmer), is give a programming job that isn't challenging enough. That can be a career killer that makes it hard to get to work each morning. I'm unfortunately stuck in such a position where I applied as a programmer, got the great pay plus benefits (wanted this so I can build on my future). Now however I'm doing support work (not as in bug fixes but tech support aka password resets). Right now I'm covering for a tech support individual who is on mat leave and I hope it changes. I find myself reading more and more on the codeproject, looking at articles and saying... I can't wait to get home and try that! (Haven't touched a .NET complier in a LONG WHILE):sigh:
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John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote:
ow, he's toast - just like Link2006 is.
Thanks alot John, now I have to go and read up on all the Link2006 posts that I either never saw or forgot about...:sigh: -- modified at 10:40 Monday 7th May, 2007 What a loser. :laugh:
CleaKO
"I think you'll be okay here, they have a thin candy shell. 'Surprised you didn't know that.'" - Tommy (Tommy Boy)
"Fill it up again! Fill it up again! Once it hits your lips, it's so good!" - Frank the Tank (Old School)CleaKO wrote:
read up on all the Link2006 posts
Right. same here
God Bless, Jason
DavidCrow wrote:
It would not affect me or my family one iota. My wife and I are in charge of when the tv is on, and what it displays. I do not need any external input for that.
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Christopher Duncan wrote:
There are, essentially, two kinds of programmers. The first type went to college and chose software development because they thought it would be a good way to make a living. The second type, whether they went to school or learned on their own, are addicts.
So True!
Christopher Duncan wrote:
It's been my experience that after a few years years, the first type is almost always miserable at worst, dulled, lifeless and unhappy at best.
The only except to this rule is if the second type (enthusiastic programmer), is give a programming job that isn't challenging enough. That can be a career killer that makes it hard to get to work each morning. I'm unfortunately stuck in such a position where I applied as a programmer, got the great pay plus benefits (wanted this so I can build on my future). Now however I'm doing support work (not as in bug fixes but tech support aka password resets). Right now I'm covering for a tech support individual who is on mat leave and I hope it changes. I find myself reading more and more on the codeproject, looking at articles and saying... I can't wait to get home and try that! (Haven't touched a .NET complier in a LONG WHILE):sigh:
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So not only do you cheat on your wife, but you're lazy too. Are you new at this day-to-day living stuff? I'm tellin' ya Ragu, you're definitely not presenting a shining example of Indian manhood.
"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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"...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001Stop...my sides are hurting!:laugh:
God Bless, Jason
DavidCrow wrote:
It would not affect me or my family one iota. My wife and I are in charge of when the tv is on, and what it displays. I do not need any external input for that.
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Nice! Thanks, have been checking around actually. Whats making hard to leave is the group of developers and my manager that are here are a great bunch of people to be around. Plus the employees of the company are great aswell! :-D On the other hand, we don't have an intranet or a server I can mess around with...:omg: In any case Christopher, thank you for the urls and by the way loved the book. :laugh: Got the "The Career Programmer" few months after I graduated and it was a great read! Not only useful but loved the fact it had a humor note that kept the readers interest (and me giggling like a dumb*** on transit :doh:)!
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Nice! Thanks, have been checking around actually. Whats making hard to leave is the group of developers and my manager that are here are a great bunch of people to be around. Plus the employees of the company are great aswell! :-D On the other hand, we don't have an intranet or a server I can mess around with...:omg: In any case Christopher, thank you for the urls and by the way loved the book. :laugh: Got the "The Career Programmer" few months after I graduated and it was a great read! Not only useful but loved the fact it had a humor note that kept the readers interest (and me giggling like a dumb*** on transit :doh:)!
Happy to help, and glad you enjoyed my ramblings. :)
Author of The Career Programmer and Unite the Tribes www.PracticalStrategyConsulting.com
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There are, essentially, two kinds of programmers. The first type went to college and chose software development because they thought it would be a good way to make a living. The second type, whether they went to school or learned on their own, are addicts. They somehow discovered programming, played around with it for a bit, and soon found themselves sitting at the compiler for hours or days on end, not even wanting to get up to go to the bathroom. Their most frequently uttered phrase is, "I'll get right to that. Just one more compile..." It's been my experience that after a few years years, the first type is almost always miserable at worst, dulled, lifeless and unhappy at best. If programming isn't an addictive form of escapism for you (similar to drinking, drugs, playing music, etc.) that you do for fun even when you're not at work, then you should really consider getting out of this business before you ruin your life.
Author of The Career Programmer and Unite the Tribes www.PracticalStrategyConsulting.com
Wow... I have always been the second type ... with that symptom correctly applied.. But I disagree that only the first type get bored of programming....even i do get bored nowadays after 9 years of doing this ....since at times i feel that its the same thing ( just one more compile...) that happens to me again and again and again.............and goes on.... but to touch even this high-tech high-level boredom I should have a challenging programming job on hand :) ....atleast tat keeps me interested for a while writing any challenging and complex program makes you feel like God....and this illusion is temporary and fades off with time....until you get a next challenging task to make u feel the same way again... No offence meant...I think Chris is talking about the similar illusion....and we programmers need to be in that to be in the business.... ofcouse programming is as addictive as drugs....only when u leave it, you will find that there r better things in life :) ... but fortunately I got out of it (the addiction , not programming )... and i strongly suggest that second type must always be temporary to give you the best experience
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brianwelsch wrote:
I'd also bet, if I was that sort of fellow, that you've forged your way in career(s) doing things you enjoy, even on Mondays.
Because I refuse to grow up, it's the only kind of careers I'm interested in. :-D
Author of The Career Programmer and Unite the Tribes www.PracticalStrategyConsulting.com
neener, neener, neener... :jig: Not a bad way to be. It's preferrable, actually. Especially if you can pay the bills that way.
BW
Quick to judge, quick to anger, slow to understand.
Ignorance and prejudice and fear walk hand in hand.
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leckey wrote:
How about sucking it up, or l
Hey, he's a guy + also not a g*y.:rolleyes:
:beer:
Obviously, you're not familiar with the idiom. A hint: It has nothing to do with gender, sex or sexual preference.
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neener, neener, neener... :jig: Not a bad way to be. It's preferrable, actually. Especially if you can pay the bills that way.
BW
Quick to judge, quick to anger, slow to understand.
Ignorance and prejudice and fear walk hand in hand.
-- Neil Peart:laugh:
Author of The Career Programmer and Unite the Tribes www.PracticalStrategyConsulting.com
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Wow... I have always been the second type ... with that symptom correctly applied.. But I disagree that only the first type get bored of programming....even i do get bored nowadays after 9 years of doing this ....since at times i feel that its the same thing ( just one more compile...) that happens to me again and again and again.............and goes on.... but to touch even this high-tech high-level boredom I should have a challenging programming job on hand :) ....atleast tat keeps me interested for a while writing any challenging and complex program makes you feel like God....and this illusion is temporary and fades off with time....until you get a next challenging task to make u feel the same way again... No offence meant...I think Chris is talking about the similar illusion....and we programmers need to be in that to be in the business.... ofcouse programming is as addictive as drugs....only when u leave it, you will find that there r better things in life :) ... but fortunately I got out of it (the addiction , not programming )... and i strongly suggest that second type must always be temporary to give you the best experience
Anup Shinde wrote:
until you get a next challenging task to make u feel the same way again...
two letters.... R & D! :-D:-D
_________________________ Asu no koto o ieba, tenjo de nezumi ga warau. Talk about things of tomorrow and the mice in the ceiling laugh. (Japanese Proverb)
