So did anyone else see that ABC God debate thing?
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You might remember Kirk & Ray from the infamous banana video: Bananas: The Atheist's Nightmare[^] Well, they're back! No, I didn't see it either, but thanks to the miracle of the internet, it's available to everyone. No more debates will ever be required on this subject: case closed![^] My first favourite part was where Kirk proved God scientifically (One hundred percent!) by spending five minutes telling the audience his personal conversion story (it's like part five or something). My second favourite part was where the atheist guy screws up which law of thermodynamics is which. Sigh. Way to go, dude. I should also mention I skipped over large portions of the girl talking because her speaking voice was like OMG FINGERNAILS ON CHALKBOARD. Be warned! (Edit: Oh, this is only part one. Part two airs today. Yay! Cliffhangers!)
- F "You are really weird." - Kyle, age 16
Yes.. :zzz: They're so far off the deep end that seriously I don't even see the point of even responding.
Cheers, Patrick
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Yes.. :zzz: They're so far off the deep end that seriously I don't even see the point of even responding.
Cheers, Patrick
But you did! ;P
CleaKO
"I think you'll be okay here, they have a thin candy shell. 'Surprised you didn't know that.'" - Tommy (Tommy Boy)
"Fill it up again! Fill it up again! Once it hits your lips, it's so good!" - Frank the Tank (Old School) -
Yes.. :zzz: They're so far off the deep end that seriously I don't even see the point of even responding.
Cheers, Patrick
Patrick Sears wrote:
They're so far off the deep end that seriously I don't even see the point of even responding.
I think they all at least deserve a round of congratulations for so closely mimicking the quality of debate found on the internet in real life.
- F "You are really weird." - Kyle, age 16
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But you did! ;P
CleaKO
"I think you'll be okay here, they have a thin candy shell. 'Surprised you didn't know that.'" - Tommy (Tommy Boy)
"Fill it up again! Fill it up again! Once it hits your lips, it's so good!" - Frank the Tank (Old School)Nice try, but my head was built with paradox-absorbing crumple zones! [/Futurama]
Cheers, Patrick
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You might remember Kirk & Ray from the infamous banana video: Bananas: The Atheist's Nightmare[^] Well, they're back! No, I didn't see it either, but thanks to the miracle of the internet, it's available to everyone. No more debates will ever be required on this subject: case closed![^] My first favourite part was where Kirk proved God scientifically (One hundred percent!) by spending five minutes telling the audience his personal conversion story (it's like part five or something). My second favourite part was where the atheist guy screws up which law of thermodynamics is which. Sigh. Way to go, dude. I should also mention I skipped over large portions of the girl talking because her speaking voice was like OMG FINGERNAILS ON CHALKBOARD. Be warned! (Edit: Oh, this is only part one. Part two airs today. Yay! Cliffhangers!)
- F "You are really weird." - Kyle, age 16
The entire paradox of using scientific reasoning to prove god's existence leaves my head spinning. If scientific methodology can be used, or is necessary, to prove the existence of God, does that validate God? Or Science?
Modern liberalism has never achieved anything other than giving Secularists something to feel morally superior about
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The entire paradox of using scientific reasoning to prove god's existence leaves my head spinning. If scientific methodology can be used, or is necessary, to prove the existence of God, does that validate God? Or Science?
Modern liberalism has never achieved anything other than giving Secularists something to feel morally superior about
It's exactly as ludicrous as using science to prove the existence of God.
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It's exactly as ludicrous as using science to prove the existence of God.
Wait.. wait.. ok.. wait.. what? ok.. wait... [head explodes]
Cheers, Patrick
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The entire paradox of using scientific reasoning to prove god's existence leaves my head spinning. If scientific methodology can be used, or is necessary, to prove the existence of God, does that validate God? Or Science?
Modern liberalism has never achieved anything other than giving Secularists something to feel morally superior about
It proves that god created science so man would have a mechanism for proving god exists and that god created science. Or something like that.
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You might remember Kirk & Ray from the infamous banana video: Bananas: The Atheist's Nightmare[^] Well, they're back! No, I didn't see it either, but thanks to the miracle of the internet, it's available to everyone. No more debates will ever be required on this subject: case closed![^] My first favourite part was where Kirk proved God scientifically (One hundred percent!) by spending five minutes telling the audience his personal conversion story (it's like part five or something). My second favourite part was where the atheist guy screws up which law of thermodynamics is which. Sigh. Way to go, dude. I should also mention I skipped over large portions of the girl talking because her speaking voice was like OMG FINGERNAILS ON CHALKBOARD. Be warned! (Edit: Oh, this is only part one. Part two airs today. Yay! Cliffhangers!)
- F "You are really weird." - Kyle, age 16
My favorite part had to be the CROCKOGATOR. During his entire acting career, I never laughed out loud at anything Cameron did, but that little display of idiocy had me in stitches for several minutes.:laugh:
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The entire paradox of using scientific reasoning to prove god's existence leaves my head spinning. If scientific methodology can be used, or is necessary, to prove the existence of God, does that validate God? Or Science?
Modern liberalism has never achieved anything other than giving Secularists something to feel morally superior about
Yeah, it seems dumb to me, too. Those sort of shows are really just a way for both sides to preach to the converted. Were that not so, there would be an actual clear winner ( and even that would prove nothing )
Christian Graus - Microsoft MVP - C++ Metal Musings - Rex and my new metal blog "I am working on a project that will convert a FORTRAN code to corresponding C++ code.I am not aware of FORTRAN syntax" ( spotted in the C++/CLI forum )
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You might remember Kirk & Ray from the infamous banana video: Bananas: The Atheist's Nightmare[^] Well, they're back! No, I didn't see it either, but thanks to the miracle of the internet, it's available to everyone. No more debates will ever be required on this subject: case closed![^] My first favourite part was where Kirk proved God scientifically (One hundred percent!) by spending five minutes telling the audience his personal conversion story (it's like part five or something). My second favourite part was where the atheist guy screws up which law of thermodynamics is which. Sigh. Way to go, dude. I should also mention I skipped over large portions of the girl talking because her speaking voice was like OMG FINGERNAILS ON CHALKBOARD. Be warned! (Edit: Oh, this is only part one. Part two airs today. Yay! Cliffhangers!)
- F "You are really weird." - Kyle, age 16
Very entertaining, thanks! I loved the ending, when the moderator asks Ray and Kirk for comments and they don't have any. :-D
- Your choice of lifestyle is an abomination. - But I've been this way since I was a child. - The scriptures say it is of the Devil! - But who am I hurting by being this way? - It's EVIL! You must renounce this behavior! - What if it's NATURAL? - There's no proof of that! BEING LEFT HANDED IN THE MIDDLE AGES.
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You might remember Kirk & Ray from the infamous banana video: Bananas: The Atheist's Nightmare[^] Well, they're back! No, I didn't see it either, but thanks to the miracle of the internet, it's available to everyone. No more debates will ever be required on this subject: case closed![^] My first favourite part was where Kirk proved God scientifically (One hundred percent!) by spending five minutes telling the audience his personal conversion story (it's like part five or something). My second favourite part was where the atheist guy screws up which law of thermodynamics is which. Sigh. Way to go, dude. I should also mention I skipped over large portions of the girl talking because her speaking voice was like OMG FINGERNAILS ON CHALKBOARD. Be warned! (Edit: Oh, this is only part one. Part two airs today. Yay! Cliffhangers!)
- F "You are really weird." - Kyle, age 16
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You might remember Kirk & Ray from the infamous banana video: Bananas: The Atheist's Nightmare[^] Well, they're back! No, I didn't see it either, but thanks to the miracle of the internet, it's available to everyone. No more debates will ever be required on this subject: case closed![^] My first favourite part was where Kirk proved God scientifically (One hundred percent!) by spending five minutes telling the audience his personal conversion story (it's like part five or something). My second favourite part was where the atheist guy screws up which law of thermodynamics is which. Sigh. Way to go, dude. I should also mention I skipped over large portions of the girl talking because her speaking voice was like OMG FINGERNAILS ON CHALKBOARD. Be warned! (Edit: Oh, this is only part one. Part two airs today. Yay! Cliffhangers!)
- F "You are really weird." - Kyle, age 16
This is why I believe the human race is doomed.
-- Raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
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This is why I believe the human race is doomed.
-- Raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
Joergen Sigvardsson wrote:
This is why I believe the human race is doomed.
Yeah, no kidding. It was almost painful watching the religious side contain their impulses to cover their ears and yell, "LALALALALALA". :)
- Your choice of lifestyle is an abomination. - But I've been this way since I was a child. - The scriptures say it is of the Devil! - But who am I hurting by being this way? - It's EVIL! You must renounce this behavior! - What if it's NATURAL? - There's no proof of that! BEING LEFT HANDED IN THE MIDDLE AGES.
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This is why I believe the human race is doomed.
-- Raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
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The entire paradox of using scientific reasoning to prove god's existence leaves my head spinning. If scientific methodology can be used, or is necessary, to prove the existence of God, does that validate God? Or Science?
Modern liberalism has never achieved anything other than giving Secularists something to feel morally superior about
Quote: The entire paradox of using scientific reasoning to prove god's existence leaves my head spinning. Me too, science is supposed to apply to real things, not imaginary ones.
There is no heaven, there is no hell, except here on Earth. - Anton LaVey
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Yeah, it seems dumb to me, too. Those sort of shows are really just a way for both sides to preach to the converted. Were that not so, there would be an actual clear winner ( and even that would prove nothing )
Christian Graus - Microsoft MVP - C++ Metal Musings - Rex and my new metal blog "I am working on a project that will convert a FORTRAN code to corresponding C++ code.I am not aware of FORTRAN syntax" ( spotted in the C++/CLI forum )
Yeah, who needs science? We have the Bible which contains all the knowledge and explanations that we need. People wanting to understand the universe is because of the fall of man. What ever happened to simply having faith and obeying God? :rolleyes:
There is no heaven, there is no hell, except here on Earth. - Anton LaVey
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Joergen Sigvardsson wrote:
This is why I believe the human race is doomed.
Yeah, no kidding. It was almost painful watching the religious side contain their impulses to cover their ears and yell, "LALALALALALA". :)
- Your choice of lifestyle is an abomination. - But I've been this way since I was a child. - The scriptures say it is of the Devil! - But who am I hurting by being this way? - It's EVIL! You must renounce this behavior! - What if it's NATURAL? - There's no proof of that! BEING LEFT HANDED IN THE MIDDLE AGES.
Have you ever seen Ken(t?) Hovind giving lectures on creation and why evolution is false? Now there's a big fuckin "lalalalalalalalaalala!!". I bet he has secret groupies.
-- Secreted by the Comedy Bee
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Given half a chance, the religious people would have us all living in the dark ages again.
There is no heaven, there is no hell, except here on Earth. - Anton LaVey
Yes, we must resist the junkies! (Religion must be some kind of drug for the mind - I don't have a better explanation)
-- Painstakingly Drawn Before a Live Audience
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Yeah, who needs science? We have the Bible which contains all the knowledge and explanations that we need. People wanting to understand the universe is because of the fall of man. What ever happened to simply having faith and obeying God? :rolleyes:
There is no heaven, there is no hell, except here on Earth. - Anton LaVey
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What ever happened to simply having faith and obeying God?
The apple was tastier. :)
-- This episode performed entirely by sock puppets