a question about superman returns
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Lex Luthor and Superman are secret lovers and wanted a child together. Sadly not even a male like Superman can have a child. So Lex and Superman, as Clark Kent, approached Louis Lane and asked her to be a surrogate mother. She agreed thinking Clark is a putz, he is, and that the child of Lex Luthor would make for a great story to get her that Pulitzer. Superman then got cold feet, flew back to his home planet leaving Lexy behind. Lex got seriously miffed and forced Louis to marry Richard White, a Luthor henchman, to keep her in line. Superman's return has screwed up the plans even further. The lover's tiff between him and Lex is threatening the world while Louis is playing dumb with Clark to ensure she gets the child. So there you go. Now if only Batman would get it on with Mary Jane Watson we'd have a great soap opera.
regards, Paul Watson Ireland & South Africa
Shog9 wrote:
And with that, Paul closed his browser, sipped his herbal tea, fixed the flower in his hair, and smiled brightly at the multitude of cute, furry animals flocking around the grassy hillside where he sat coding Ruby on his Mac...
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Lex Luthor and Superman are secret lovers and wanted a child together. Sadly not even a male like Superman can have a child. So Lex and Superman, as Clark Kent, approached Louis Lane and asked her to be a surrogate mother. She agreed thinking Clark is a putz, he is, and that the child of Lex Luthor would make for a great story to get her that Pulitzer. Superman then got cold feet, flew back to his home planet leaving Lexy behind. Lex got seriously miffed and forced Louis to marry Richard White, a Luthor henchman, to keep her in line. Superman's return has screwed up the plans even further. The lover's tiff between him and Lex is threatening the world while Louis is playing dumb with Clark to ensure she gets the child. So there you go. Now if only Batman would get it on with Mary Jane Watson we'd have a great soap opera.
regards, Paul Watson Ireland & South Africa
Shog9 wrote:
And with that, Paul closed his browser, sipped his herbal tea, fixed the flower in his hair, and smiled brightly at the multitude of cute, furry animals flocking around the grassy hillside where he sat coding Ruby on his Mac...
I don't know what is more improbable, superman and mary jane or DC and Marvel together :^)
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Of course the Alternate History people will tell you that Superman did Louis Lane so fast she didn't notice. That doesn't explain why Superman doesn't remember though, unless the sex was so bad he just plain forgot. Um. OK. Back to work for me I think... :-O
regards, Paul Watson Ireland & South Africa
Shog9 wrote:
And with that, Paul closed his browser, sipped his herbal tea, fixed the flower in his hair, and smiled brightly at the multitude of cute, furry animals flocking around the grassy hillside where he sat coding Ruby on his Mac...
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I don't know what is more improbable, superman and mary jane or DC and Marvel together :^)
_____________________________________________________________________ Our developers never release code. Rather, it tends to escape, pillaging the countryside all around. The Enlightenment Project (paraphrased comment) Visit Me at GISDevCafe
Well after watching Spider Man 3 on the weekend I have to say even a DC + Marvel collaboration would have to be better.
regards, Paul Watson Ireland & South Africa
Shog9 wrote:
And with that, Paul closed his browser, sipped his herbal tea, fixed the flower in his hair, and smiled brightly at the multitude of cute, furry animals flocking around the grassy hillside where he sat coding Ruby on his Mac...
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hi i saw 'superman returns' movie last night and i have a question!! who was the kid? i just can't understand who was the sun of who! :-O
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subai wrote:
who was the kid? i just can't understand who was the sun of who!
You need to watch Superman 2, specifically the part where Louis and Clark decide to "hook up". Superman Returns finally answers the question, "Did he use a condom?". :-)
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subai wrote:
who was the kid? i just can't understand who was the sun of who!
You need to watch Superman 2, specifically the part where Louis and Clark decide to "hook up". Superman Returns finally answers the question, "Did he use a condom?". :-)
- Your choice of lifestyle is an abomination. - But I've been this way since I was a child. - The scriptures say it is of the Devil! - But who am I hurting by being this way? - It's EVIL! You must renounce this behavior! - What if it's NATURAL? - There's no proof of that! BEING LEFT HANDED IN THE MIDDLE AGES.
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"Did he use a condom?".
I'm guessing the whole "faster than a speeding bullet" part might have rendered one useless anyway.
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hi i saw 'superman returns' movie last night and i have a question!! who was the kid? i just can't understand who was the sun of who! :-O
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Its Superman's kid, but to quote Jay and Silent Bob from the movie Mall Rats "Superman could never have a child. He probably *gos(insert technical term to keep "kid sister rule") like a shotgun blast. No Earth woman's uterus is strong enough to handle that. What would happen if she was at the beach and got a tan? The baby would kick right through her stomach. The only way Superman could *do(insert technical term to keep "kid sister rule") Earth women is to wear a Kryptonite condom, which would kill him."
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hi i saw 'superman returns' movie last night and i have a question!! who was the kid? i just can't understand who was the sun of who! :-O
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subai wrote:
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Pause/Suspend?
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hi i saw 'superman returns' movie last night and i have a question!! who was the kid? i just can't understand who was the sun of who! :-O
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If you are talking about the little boy, that's Superman's son.
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Its Superman's kid, but to quote Jay and Silent Bob from the movie Mall Rats "Superman could never have a child. He probably *gos(insert technical term to keep "kid sister rule") like a shotgun blast. No Earth woman's uterus is strong enough to handle that. What would happen if she was at the beach and got a tan? The baby would kick right through her stomach. The only way Superman could *do(insert technical term to keep "kid sister rule") Earth women is to wear a Kryptonite condom, which would kill him."
------------------------------ I win because I have the most fun in life...
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Its Superman's kid, but to quote Jay and Silent Bob from the movie Mall Rats "Superman could never have a child. He probably *gos(insert technical term to keep "kid sister rule") like a shotgun blast. No Earth woman's uterus is strong enough to handle that. What would happen if she was at the beach and got a tan? The baby would kick right through her stomach. The only way Superman could *do(insert technical term to keep "kid sister rule") Earth women is to wear a Kryptonite condom, which would kill him."
------------------------------ I win because I have the most fun in life...
I do believe he found comfort in Wonder Woman. Of course both he and Batman had the hots for her. Threesome? She is an Amazon after all.
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hi i saw 'superman returns' movie last night and i have a question!! who was the kid? i just can't understand who was the sun of who! :-O
I Wish the Life Had CTRL-Z