a question about superman returns
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Of course the Alternate History people will tell you that Superman did Louis Lane so fast she didn't notice. That doesn't explain why Superman doesn't remember though, unless the sex was so bad he just plain forgot. Um. OK. Back to work for me I think... :-O
regards, Paul Watson Ireland & South Africa
Shog9 wrote:
And with that, Paul closed his browser, sipped his herbal tea, fixed the flower in his hair, and smiled brightly at the multitude of cute, furry animals flocking around the grassy hillside where he sat coding Ruby on his Mac...
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I don't know what is more improbable, superman and mary jane or DC and Marvel together :^)
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Well after watching Spider Man 3 on the weekend I have to say even a DC + Marvel collaboration would have to be better.
regards, Paul Watson Ireland & South Africa
Shog9 wrote:
And with that, Paul closed his browser, sipped his herbal tea, fixed the flower in his hair, and smiled brightly at the multitude of cute, furry animals flocking around the grassy hillside where he sat coding Ruby on his Mac...
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hi i saw 'superman returns' movie last night and i have a question!! who was the kid? i just can't understand who was the sun of who! :-O
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subai wrote:
who was the kid? i just can't understand who was the sun of who!
You need to watch Superman 2, specifically the part where Louis and Clark decide to "hook up". Superman Returns finally answers the question, "Did he use a condom?". :-)
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subai wrote:
who was the kid? i just can't understand who was the sun of who!
You need to watch Superman 2, specifically the part where Louis and Clark decide to "hook up". Superman Returns finally answers the question, "Did he use a condom?". :-)
- Your choice of lifestyle is an abomination. - But I've been this way since I was a child. - The scriptures say it is of the Devil! - But who am I hurting by being this way? - It's EVIL! You must renounce this behavior! - What if it's NATURAL? - There's no proof of that! BEING LEFT HANDED IN THE MIDDLE AGES.
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"Did he use a condom?".
I'm guessing the whole "faster than a speeding bullet" part might have rendered one useless anyway.
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hi i saw 'superman returns' movie last night and i have a question!! who was the kid? i just can't understand who was the sun of who! :-O
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Its Superman's kid, but to quote Jay and Silent Bob from the movie Mall Rats "Superman could never have a child. He probably *gos(insert technical term to keep "kid sister rule") like a shotgun blast. No Earth woman's uterus is strong enough to handle that. What would happen if she was at the beach and got a tan? The baby would kick right through her stomach. The only way Superman could *do(insert technical term to keep "kid sister rule") Earth women is to wear a Kryptonite condom, which would kill him."
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hi i saw 'superman returns' movie last night and i have a question!! who was the kid? i just can't understand who was the sun of who! :-O
I Wish the Life Had CTRL-Z
subai wrote:
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Pause/Suspend?
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hi i saw 'superman returns' movie last night and i have a question!! who was the kid? i just can't understand who was the sun of who! :-O
I Wish the Life Had CTRL-Z
If you are talking about the little boy, that's Superman's son.
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Its Superman's kid, but to quote Jay and Silent Bob from the movie Mall Rats "Superman could never have a child. He probably *gos(insert technical term to keep "kid sister rule") like a shotgun blast. No Earth woman's uterus is strong enough to handle that. What would happen if she was at the beach and got a tan? The baby would kick right through her stomach. The only way Superman could *do(insert technical term to keep "kid sister rule") Earth women is to wear a Kryptonite condom, which would kill him."
------------------------------ I win because I have the most fun in life...
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Its Superman's kid, but to quote Jay and Silent Bob from the movie Mall Rats "Superman could never have a child. He probably *gos(insert technical term to keep "kid sister rule") like a shotgun blast. No Earth woman's uterus is strong enough to handle that. What would happen if she was at the beach and got a tan? The baby would kick right through her stomach. The only way Superman could *do(insert technical term to keep "kid sister rule") Earth women is to wear a Kryptonite condom, which would kill him."
------------------------------ I win because I have the most fun in life...
I do believe he found comfort in Wonder Woman. Of course both he and Batman had the hots for her. Threesome? She is an Amazon after all.
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hi i saw 'superman returns' movie last night and i have a question!! who was the kid? i just can't understand who was the sun of who! :-O
I Wish the Life Had CTRL-Z