Dumb thing heard in the office today...
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...and not from the girls in finance! I asked my co-worker where I could find a first-aid kit. He wasn't sure so he asked another co-worker, Derrik. Jim to Derrik: "Hey, do you know where we could find a first aid kit?" Derrik's response: "Why?" Oh, I don't know, the day is long and I feel like spraying Bactine on everyone?
__________________ Bob is my homeboy.
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...and not from the girls in finance! I asked my co-worker where I could find a first-aid kit. He wasn't sure so he asked another co-worker, Derrik. Jim to Derrik: "Hey, do you know where we could find a first aid kit?" Derrik's response: "Why?" Oh, I don't know, the day is long and I feel like spraying Bactine on everyone?
__________________ Bob is my homeboy.
Hey Leckey, Is there any one person who works with you that you don't think is dumb or silly or annoying? :-)
Regards, Nish
Nish’s thoughts on MFC, C++/CLI and .NET (my blog)
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...and not from the girls in finance! I asked my co-worker where I could find a first-aid kit. He wasn't sure so he asked another co-worker, Derrik. Jim to Derrik: "Hey, do you know where we could find a first aid kit?" Derrik's response: "Why?" Oh, I don't know, the day is long and I feel like spraying Bactine on everyone?
__________________ Bob is my homeboy.
That's because if you have a hang nail, you can use the first aid kit that is in each of the washrooms. But if you are having a heart attack, then the first aid kit at reception with the defibrillator is probably going to help you out the best. Derrik was just trying to be really helpful. :)
Chris Meech I am Canadian. [heard in a local bar]
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...and not from the girls in finance! I asked my co-worker where I could find a first-aid kit. He wasn't sure so he asked another co-worker, Derrik. Jim to Derrik: "Hey, do you know where we could find a first aid kit?" Derrik's response: "Why?" Oh, I don't know, the day is long and I feel like spraying Bactine on everyone?
__________________ Bob is my homeboy.
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Hey Leckey, Is there any one person who works with you that you don't think is dumb or silly or annoying? :-)
Regards, Nish
Nish’s thoughts on MFC, C++/CLI and .NET (my blog)
My latest book : C++/CLI in Action / Amazon.com linkActually I like Derrik. I just thought it was a D'OH moment! I hate to say it, but most of the girls in the area annoy me. The finance girls...don't get me started. Plus one has a laugh that sounds like nails down a chalkboard. The older women who work in my group spend way too much time talking about TV, how to make potato salad (that took 20 minutes the other day), etc. My boss is super cool. He leaves early for golf all the time. If he goes, we can basically go (if we want). My husband calls it Banker's Hours. Actually the people I find the nicest work in the cafeteria.
__________________ Bob is my homeboy.
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That's because if you have a hang nail, you can use the first aid kit that is in each of the washrooms. But if you are having a heart attack, then the first aid kit at reception with the defibrillator is probably going to help you out the best. Derrik was just trying to be really helpful. :)
Chris Meech I am Canadian. [heard in a local bar]
I don't think we have the defibrillators. I was surprised I had to go all the way to the security desk. We're in a large collection of buildings. I'm sure there are some stashed here and there; just not sure where! But I'm going to have to bring my own kit anyhow. All their band-aids had latex in them. :(
__________________ Bob is my homeboy.
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I don't think we have the defibrillators. I was surprised I had to go all the way to the security desk. We're in a large collection of buildings. I'm sure there are some stashed here and there; just not sure where! But I'm going to have to bring my own kit anyhow. All their band-aids had latex in them. :(
__________________ Bob is my homeboy.
That doesn't sound OSHA-compliant...
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That doesn't sound OSHA-compliant...
"Quality Software since 1983!"
http://www.smoothjazzy.com/ - see the "Programming" section for freeware tools and articles.I agree, but we are talking about the security desk. I know we have employees who are EMT's. They probably know better where everything is..including band-aids that won't kill me. ;P I did work for a company that was sooooo not OSHA compliant. We had 1 bathroom (1 toilet) for over 50 people. And no fire exits with lots of computers. Not good.
__________________ Bob is my homeboy.
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...and not from the girls in finance! I asked my co-worker where I could find a first-aid kit. He wasn't sure so he asked another co-worker, Derrik. Jim to Derrik: "Hey, do you know where we could find a first aid kit?" Derrik's response: "Why?" Oh, I don't know, the day is long and I feel like spraying Bactine on everyone?
__________________ Bob is my homeboy.
Hi Leckey, I had to sign up to this site as someone informed me that you posted a message about me. I was just joking with Jim. As your co-workers we realize that we need to be careful of what we say otherwise we become laughing stock on the Internet. I need to tell the finance Girls to be careful too. To other visitors of this site: We co-workers of Leckey are not as stupid as they appear. Thanks Derrik.
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Hi Leckey, I had to sign up to this site as someone informed me that you posted a message about me. I was just joking with Jim. As your co-workers we realize that we need to be careful of what we say otherwise we become laughing stock on the Internet. I need to tell the finance Girls to be careful too. To other visitors of this site: We co-workers of Leckey are not as stupid as they appear. Thanks Derrik.
Derrik (Gateway) wrote:
I had to sign up to this site as someone informed me that you posted a message about me.
Why?
Todd Smith
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Hi Leckey, I had to sign up to this site as someone informed me that you posted a message about me. I was just joking with Jim. As your co-workers we realize that we need to be careful of what we say otherwise we become laughing stock on the Internet. I need to tell the finance Girls to be careful too. To other visitors of this site: We co-workers of Leckey are not as stupid as they appear. Thanks Derrik.
:laugh: Nice one. If you had used her real name, it would've been more convincing.
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Hi Leckey, I had to sign up to this site as someone informed me that you posted a message about me. I was just joking with Jim. As your co-workers we realize that we need to be careful of what we say otherwise we become laughing stock on the Internet. I need to tell the finance Girls to be careful too. To other visitors of this site: We co-workers of Leckey are not as stupid as they appear. Thanks Derrik.
Derrik (Gateway) wrote:
We co-workers of Leckey are not as stupid as they appear
We'll make our own judgements about that...;P
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...and not from the girls in finance! I asked my co-worker where I could find a first-aid kit. He wasn't sure so he asked another co-worker, Derrik. Jim to Derrik: "Hey, do you know where we could find a first aid kit?" Derrik's response: "Why?" Oh, I don't know, the day is long and I feel like spraying Bactine on everyone?
__________________ Bob is my homeboy.
Freebird!
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I don't think we have the defibrillators. I was surprised I had to go all the way to the security desk. We're in a large collection of buildings. I'm sure there are some stashed here and there; just not sure where! But I'm going to have to bring my own kit anyhow. All their band-aids had latex in them. :(
__________________ Bob is my homeboy.
leckey wrote:
All their band-aids had latex in them.
Yup. First we would have to find the First Aid kit with the appropriate MSDS sheet number attached. Then we should look up the items in the nearest MSDS cubical at the other end of the bay. After figuring we should use a butterfly band-aid to close a wound that needs stitches, we should verify the person does not have an allergy to the Latex we see on the MSDS sheet as being found on the butterfly band-aids. We should also clean up and properly dispose of the antibacterial treatment compound used on the wound, if we choose to use it, as outlined in the appropriate MSDS sheet in the liquids chapter of the MSDS manual. Or just hand him a gauze and send him to someone else to deal with the mess. ;P
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Freebird!
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Oh gawd, stop. My 15 year old daughter just discovered Lynyrd Skynyrd, and I'm going to puke if I hear Sweet Home Alabama one more time.
Software Zen:
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Oh gawd, stop. My 15 year old daughter just discovered Lynyrd Skynyrd, and I'm going to puke if I hear Sweet Home Alabama one more time.
Software Zen:
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Actually I like Derrik. I just thought it was a D'OH moment! I hate to say it, but most of the girls in the area annoy me. The finance girls...don't get me started. Plus one has a laugh that sounds like nails down a chalkboard. The older women who work in my group spend way too much time talking about TV, how to make potato salad (that took 20 minutes the other day), etc. My boss is super cool. He leaves early for golf all the time. If he goes, we can basically go (if we want). My husband calls it Banker's Hours. Actually the people I find the nicest work in the cafeteria.
__________________ Bob is my homeboy.
leckey wrote:
Actually the people I find the nicest work in the cafeteria.
There is profound wisdom in this perspective for those who care to go digging for such things.
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Hey Leckey, Is there any one person who works with you that you don't think is dumb or silly or annoying? :-)
Regards, Nish
Nish’s thoughts on MFC, C++/CLI and .NET (my blog)
My latest book : C++/CLI in Action / Amazon.com linkNishant Sivakumar wrote:
Is there any one person who works with you that you don't think is dumb or silly or annoying?
I wondered the same thing?
"We are all repositories for genetically-encoded information that we're all spreading back and forth amongst each other, all the time. We're just lousy with information." - Neal Stephenson
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Actually I like Derrik. I just thought it was a D'OH moment! I hate to say it, but most of the girls in the area annoy me. The finance girls...don't get me started. Plus one has a laugh that sounds like nails down a chalkboard. The older women who work in my group spend way too much time talking about TV, how to make potato salad (that took 20 minutes the other day), etc. My boss is super cool. He leaves early for golf all the time. If he goes, we can basically go (if we want). My husband calls it Banker's Hours. Actually the people I find the nicest work in the cafeteria.
__________________ Bob is my homeboy.
leckey wrote:
The older women who work in my group spend way too much time talking about TV, how to make potato salad (that took 20 minutes the other day), etc
Same all over the world.
.net is a box of never ending treasures, every day I get find another gem.
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Oh gawd, stop. My 15 year old daughter just discovered Lynyrd Skynyrd, and I'm going to puke if I hear Sweet Home Alabama one more time.
Software Zen:
delete this;Lynyrd rocks! Can't have too much of it! :-D