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    A man was killed after his car collided with a large cow, sending the creature flying into the air before it landed on the car rooftop and crushed the driver.[^]

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    Jain Mohit
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    How is the cow doing?

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      How is the cow doing?

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      Lost User
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      Jain Mohit wrote:

      How is the cow doing?

      10kgs of steak. 4000 sausages

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        A man was killed after his car collided with a large cow, sending the creature flying into the air before it landed on the car rooftop and crushed the driver.[^]

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        soap brain
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        Any mooooo puns anyone?

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          A man was killed after his car collided with a large cow, sending the creature flying into the air before it landed on the car rooftop and crushed the driver.[^]

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          NormDroid
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          Pull the udder one.

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            A man was killed after his car collided with a large cow, sending the creature flying into the air before it landed on the car rooftop and crushed the driver.[^]

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            wout de zeeuw
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            Cool, nature strikes back! :laugh:

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              A man was killed after his car collided with a large cow, sending the creature flying into the air before it landed on the car rooftop and crushed the driver.[^]

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              Mike Dimmick
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              Josh Gray wrote:

              sending the creature flying into the air

              How fast do you have to be going to cause a cow to fly into the air?

              Stability. What an interesting concept. -- Chris Maunder

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              • L Lost User

                A man was killed after his car collided with a large cow, sending the creature flying into the air before it landed on the car rooftop and crushed the driver.[^]

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                __DanC__
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                This actually happened to someone I used to work with. He hit a cow which smashed up the front of the car and subsequently went over the car and smashed up the back of the car! He was fine but the car wasn't very well afterwards!

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                • M Mike Dimmick

                  Josh Gray wrote:

                  sending the creature flying into the air

                  How fast do you have to be going to cause a cow to fly into the air?

                  Stability. What an interesting concept. -- Chris Maunder

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                  leckey 0
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                  I've known people who have hit cows and bison, but I've never heard of them flying either. Might just have been the angle.

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                  • L Lost User

                    A man was killed after his car collided with a large cow, sending the creature flying into the air before it landed on the car rooftop and crushed the driver.[^]

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                    El Corazon
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                    Josh Gray wrote:

                    A man was killed after his car collided with a large cow, sending the creature flying into the air before it landed on the car rooftop and crushed the driver.

                    hmmmm.... My response, living in cattle country, would have to be.... how fast was he Moooving? I have not hit a cow, but I have seen others. Generally the car suffers more than the cow. So to hit a cow with enough force to lift its bulk (and significant bulk saying "large cow" or maybe their idea of large is not ours) into the air. In most cases the car is simply swept off its feet and sliding up the hood, or just tipped over. Something the size of a Mack Truck will kill a cow, but an SUV or car will just injure the animal, wreck the vehicle. Of course there is always the Oryx too. We've had one turn around and attack the car that hit it. That poor guy was well and truly frightened.

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                    • M Mike Dimmick

                      Josh Gray wrote:

                      sending the creature flying into the air

                      How fast do you have to be going to cause a cow to fly into the air?

                      Stability. What an interesting concept. -- Chris Maunder

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                      El Corazon
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                      Mike Dimmick wrote:

                      How fast do you have to be going to cause a cow to fly into the air?

                      I want to see the insurance re-enactment trying to figure this out. :) I think this is where physics finally gets fun. ;)

                      _________________________ Asu no koto o ieba, tenjo de nezumi ga warau. Talk about things of tomorrow and the mice in the ceiling laugh. (Japanese Proverb)

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