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[moon_stick]

A woman walks into a bar and asks for a double-entendre. So the barman gives her one.

[Rage]

:doh:

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[_AK_]

I thought it was only me who hasn't got the joke... :)

Apurva Kaushal

[Pete OHanlon]

This really depends on you knowing that a double entendre is actually innuendo.

Deja View - the feeling that you've seen this post before.

[Brady Kelly]

You get my five. You have to be a real dick-head to vote a joke down because you don't catch it, and I see no other reason this post was voted down.

[Gary Wheeler]

<smack/>

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Software Zen: delete this;

[_AK_]

ohh.. :)

Apurva Kaushal

[Matthew Bache]

Heard it before, but it's a good one. 5 for making me smile on a miserable day!

Matt

if ( ! pMatt->isEnjoying("Sales") )
{
pMatt->retrain("Computer Science");
pMatt->getNewJob("Developer");
}

[Sathesh Sakthivel]

It is Double meaning words. So it is safe not known for you.

Regards, Satips.:rose:

[Gary Wheeler]

Matt Bache wrote:

if ( ! pMatt->isEnjoying("Sales") )
{
pMatt->retrain("Computer Science");
pMatt->getNewJob("Developer");
}

return GoodForMatt_WelcomeToTheLight;

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Software Zen: delete this;

[Sathesh Sakthivel]

this joke is not yet completed since it is not kid sister safe it is good that Moon_stick stop with that two lines itself. Better it will be good if it is posted in the SoapBox

Regards, Satips.:rose:

[_AK_]

But one should know all the meanings in order to use it properly.. :rolleyes:

Apurva Kaushal

[Sathesh Sakthivel]

Exactly and also this joke is not kid sister safe.

Regards, Satips.:rose:

[Colin Angus Mackay]

What?! The punchline has a double meaning. If one's kid sister does NOT know the alternative meaning then it is safe. If one's kid sister DOES know the alternative meaning then any safety restriction in place isn't going to matter much the damage was done before now.

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[Nic Rowan]

The joke is complete. You need to have a fairly good grasp of English to get it though.

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[Sathesh Sakthivel]

Exactly.

Regards, Satips.:rose:

[Sathesh Sakthivel]

No man there is third line in this joke. In that the kid sister is not safe. So he has stopped it with the two lines.

Regards, Satips.:rose:

[Bradml]

Seeing as this sort of humor is common n many-many family shows and would not be caught onto by kid sisters I reckon it is appropriate. Other then that, :laugh:.

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[R Giskard Reventlov]

Oh stop with the kid sister crap: it's wearing really thin especially as any kid sister worth her salt wouldn't understand this anyway and, if she does understand it she's no longer a kid.

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[R Giskard Reventlov]

An oldie but goodie. Bit like a horse walks into a bar and ask for a drink. "Sure, " says the barman, "but why the long face?"

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