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  • M moon_stick

    A woman walks into a bar and asks for a double-entendre. So the barman gives her one.

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    Brady Kelly
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    You get my five. You have to be a real dick-head to vote a joke down because you don't catch it, and I see no other reason this post was voted down.

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    • M moon_stick

      A woman walks into a bar and asks for a double-entendre. So the barman gives her one.

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      Gary Wheeler
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      <smack/>


      Software Zen: delete this;

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      • P Pete OHanlon

        This really depends on you knowing that a double entendre is actually innuendo.

        Deja View - the feeling that you've seen this post before.

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        _AK_
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        ohh.. :)

        Apurva Kaushal

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        • M moon_stick

          A woman walks into a bar and asks for a double-entendre. So the barman gives her one.

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          Matthew Bache
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          Heard it before, but it's a good one. 5 for making me smile on a miserable day!

          Matt

          if ( ! pMatt->isEnjoying("Sales") )
          {
          pMatt->retrain("Computer Science");
          pMatt->getNewJob("Developer");
          }

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            ohh.. :)

            Apurva Kaushal

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            Sathesh Sakthivel
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            It is Double meaning words. So it is safe not known for you.

            Regards, Satips.:rose:

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            • M Matthew Bache

              Heard it before, but it's a good one. 5 for making me smile on a miserable day!

              Matt

              if ( ! pMatt->isEnjoying("Sales") )
              {
              pMatt->retrain("Computer Science");
              pMatt->getNewJob("Developer");
              }

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              Gary Wheeler
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              Matt Bache wrote:

              if ( ! pMatt->isEnjoying("Sales") )
              {
              pMatt->retrain("Computer Science");
              pMatt->getNewJob("Developer");
              }

              return GoodForMatt_WelcomeToTheLight;


              Software Zen: delete this;

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              • M moon_stick

                A woman walks into a bar and asks for a double-entendre. So the barman gives her one.

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                Sathesh Sakthivel
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                this joke is not yet completed since it is not kid sister safe it is good that Moon_stick stop with that two lines itself. Better it will be good if it is posted in the SoapBox

                Regards, Satips.:rose:

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                • S Sathesh Sakthivel

                  It is Double meaning words. So it is safe not known for you.

                  Regards, Satips.:rose:

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                  _AK_
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                  But one should know all the meanings in order to use it properly.. :rolleyes:

                  Apurva Kaushal

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                    But one should know all the meanings in order to use it properly.. :rolleyes:

                    Apurva Kaushal

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                    Sathesh Sakthivel
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                    Exactly and also this joke is not kid sister safe.

                    Regards, Satips.:rose:

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                    • S Sathesh Sakthivel

                      Exactly and also this joke is not kid sister safe.

                      Regards, Satips.:rose:

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                      Colin Angus Mackay
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                      What?! The punchline has a double meaning. If one's kid sister does NOT know the alternative meaning then it is safe. If one's kid sister DOES know the alternative meaning then any safety restriction in place isn't going to matter much the damage was done before now.


                      Upcoming events: * Glasgow: Mock Objects, SQL Server CLR Integration, Reporting Services, db4o, Dependency Injection with Spring ... * Reading: Developer Day 5 Never write for other people. Write for yourself, because you have a passion for it. -- Marc Clifton My website

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                      • S Sathesh Sakthivel

                        this joke is not yet completed since it is not kid sister safe it is good that Moon_stick stop with that two lines itself. Better it will be good if it is posted in the SoapBox

                        Regards, Satips.:rose:

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                        Nic Rowan
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                        The joke is complete. You need to have a fairly good grasp of English to get it though.


                        Dad always thought laughter was the best medicine, which I guess is why several of us died of tuberculosis. I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate. And I can picture us attacking that world, because they'd never expect it.


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                        • C Colin Angus Mackay

                          What?! The punchline has a double meaning. If one's kid sister does NOT know the alternative meaning then it is safe. If one's kid sister DOES know the alternative meaning then any safety restriction in place isn't going to matter much the damage was done before now.


                          Upcoming events: * Glasgow: Mock Objects, SQL Server CLR Integration, Reporting Services, db4o, Dependency Injection with Spring ... * Reading: Developer Day 5 Never write for other people. Write for yourself, because you have a passion for it. -- Marc Clifton My website

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                          Sathesh Sakthivel
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                          Exactly.

                          Regards, Satips.:rose:

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                          • N Nic Rowan

                            The joke is complete. You need to have a fairly good grasp of English to get it though.


                            Dad always thought laughter was the best medicine, which I guess is why several of us died of tuberculosis. I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate. And I can picture us attacking that world, because they'd never expect it.


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                            Sathesh Sakthivel
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                            No man there is third line in this joke. In that the kid sister is not safe. So he has stopped it with the two lines.

                            Regards, Satips.:rose:

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                            • M moon_stick

                              A woman walks into a bar and asks for a double-entendre. So the barman gives her one.

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                              Bradml
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                              Seeing as this sort of humor is common n many-many family shows and would not be caught onto by kid sisters I reckon it is appropriate. Other then that, :laugh:.

                              Brad Australian - "Bash.org" on "Mac Networking" barfcat: So if you used subnetting on a network with Mac's, would that be considered Apple CIDR?

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                              • S Sathesh Sakthivel

                                this joke is not yet completed since it is not kid sister safe it is good that Moon_stick stop with that two lines itself. Better it will be good if it is posted in the SoapBox

                                Regards, Satips.:rose:

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                                R Giskard Reventlov
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                                Oh stop with the kid sister crap: it's wearing really thin especially as any kid sister worth her salt wouldn't understand this anyway and, if she does understand it she's no longer a kid.

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                                • M moon_stick

                                  A woman walks into a bar and asks for a double-entendre. So the barman gives her one.

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                                  R Giskard Reventlov
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                                  An oldie but goodie. Bit like a horse walks into a bar and ask for a drink. "Sure, " says the barman, "but why the long face?"

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                                    An oldie but goodie. Bit like a horse walks into a bar and ask for a drink. "Sure, " says the barman, "but why the long face?"

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                                    tastier than delicious

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                                    Sathesh Sakthivel
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                                    :laugh::laugh:

                                    Regards, Satips.:rose:

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                                    • S Sathesh Sakthivel

                                      No man there is third line in this joke. In that the kid sister is not safe. So he has stopped it with the two lines.

                                      Regards, Satips.:rose:

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                                      Brady Kelly
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                                      Satips wrote:

                                      No man there is third line in this joke.

                                      Then please enlighten those of us that see the joke as already complete. I'm just glad I've seen it first in its incomplete form so as not to have it ruined.

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                                      • S Sathesh Sakthivel

                                        No man there is third line in this joke. In that the kid sister is not safe. So he has stopped it with the two lines.

                                        Regards, Satips.:rose:

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                                        Pete OHanlon
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                                        Actually - there are only two lines. That's the whole point of the joke, and demands a graps of the subtle intricacies of the language and how the same sentence can have two meanings.

                                        Deja View - the feeling that you've seen this post before.

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                                        • C Colin Angus Mackay

                                          What?! The punchline has a double meaning. If one's kid sister does NOT know the alternative meaning then it is safe. If one's kid sister DOES know the alternative meaning then any safety restriction in place isn't going to matter much the damage was done before now.


                                          Upcoming events: * Glasgow: Mock Objects, SQL Server CLR Integration, Reporting Services, db4o, Dependency Injection with Spring ... * Reading: Developer Day 5 Never write for other people. Write for yourself, because you have a passion for it. -- Marc Clifton My website

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                                          Nish Nishant
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                                          Colin Angus Mackay wrote:

                                          The punchline has a double meaning. If one's kid sister does NOT know the alternative meaning then it is safe. If one's kid sister DOES know the alternative meaning then any safety restriction in place isn't going to matter much the damage was done before now.

                                          I disagree with that reasoning. Things like nudity (pics, links) and profanity are banned in the Lounge too - but since kids would already understand them to be profanity/nudity, then any safety restriction in place isn't going to matter much since the damage was done before now!

                                          Regards, Nish


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