Code project and Chuck Norris

[Rama Krishna Vavilala]

Paul Conrad wrote:

Chuck Norris should be a honorary member of CP

He is already a gold member: http://www.codeproject.com/script/profile/whos_who.asp?id=564717[^]

[JimmyRopes]

Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice. :laugh::laugh::laugh:

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[Ernest Laurentin]

When the boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris Cheers- Ernest Laurentin

[VonHagNDaz]

i didnt check out the site, these are just some of my favorites off the top of my head: every year on his birthday chuck norris picks one lucky child to hurl into the sun... the boogey man looks for chuck norris under his bed before going to sleep... superman wears chuck norris pajamas... jesus can walk on water, chuck norris can walk on jesus...

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[Paul Conrad]

Rama Krishna Vavilala wrote:

http://www.codeproject.com/script/profile/whos\_who.asp?id=564717

I guess I could have done a search :->

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[Paul Conrad]

Ernest Laurentin wrote:

When the boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris

:laugh:

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"too much daily WTF for someone..." - Anton Afanasyev

[Ernest Laurentin]

Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin. Bill Gates lives in constant fear that Chuck Norris' PC will crash. :-D Cheers, Ernest Laurentin

[Paul Conrad]

Ernest Laurentin wrote:

Bill Gates lives in constant fear that Chuck Norris' PC will crash.

:laugh: I'd hate to see that happen. Hmmm, do QA engineering by Chuck Norris standards, that sounds like an article idea :laugh:

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"too much daily WTF for someone..." - Anton Afanasyev

[lost in transition]

What scary is he is a 'lurker'. :~

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God Bless, Jason

DavidCrow wrote:

It would not affect me or my family one iota. My wife and I are in charge of when the tv is on, and what it displays. I do not need any external input for that.

[lost in transition]

Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs. Love that one.:-D

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God Bless, Jason

DavidCrow wrote:

It would not affect me or my family one iota. My wife and I are in charge of when the tv is on, and what it displays. I do not need any external input for that.

[Ernest Laurentin]

Watching us for more than 3 years... The first one to talk to him about it will get a beating - Chuck Norris style!:-O Cheers- Ernest Laurentin

[Paul Conrad]

Ernest Laurentin wrote:

Watching us for more than 3 years...

He keeps the hamsters going whenever Chris is gone on vacation. Just stares them down and they keep the servers going :-D

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[Vraxx]

I was always partial to: Chuck Norris CAN divide by zero. :)

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[Chris Losinger]

Chunk Norris is not geek enough. what CP needs are Bruce Schneier facts: Every time Bruce Schneier speaks, a cryptographer dies. Bruce Schneier taught Chuck Norris how to divide by zero as they stood silent in an elevator. When Bruce Schneier plays lotto, he doesn't guess. He determines. Bruce Schneier once decrypted a box of AlphaBits. see, that's geek.

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[Clickok]

Vraxx wrote:

Chuck Norris CAN divide by zero.

In truth, the fact that we cannot to divide by zero is this kind of division is reserved TO and FROM Chuck Norris. :-D

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[Vikram A Punathambekar]

Bruce Schneier can slam a logic gate.

Cheers, Vıkram.

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