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  • R Rama Krishna Vavilala

    Paul Conrad wrote:

    Chuck Norris should be a honorary member of CP

    He is already a gold member: http://www.codeproject.com/script/profile/whos_who.asp?id=564717[^]

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    Paul Conrad
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    Rama Krishna Vavilala wrote:

    http://www.codeproject.com/script/profile/whos\_who.asp?id=564717

    I guess I could have done a search :->


    "too much daily WTF for someone..." - Anton Afanasyev

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    • E Ernest Laurentin

      When the boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris Cheers- Ernest Laurentin

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      Paul Conrad
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      Ernest Laurentin wrote:

      When the boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris

      :laugh:


      "too much daily WTF for someone..." - Anton Afanasyev

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      • P Paul Conrad

        From the site: There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live. :laugh::laugh::laugh: Chuck Norris should be a honorary member of CP :-D


        "too much daily WTF for someone..." - Anton Afanasyev

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        Ernest Laurentin
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        Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin. Bill Gates lives in constant fear that Chuck Norris' PC will crash. :-D Cheers, Ernest Laurentin

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        • E Ernest Laurentin

          Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin. Bill Gates lives in constant fear that Chuck Norris' PC will crash. :-D Cheers, Ernest Laurentin

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          Paul Conrad
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          Ernest Laurentin wrote:

          Bill Gates lives in constant fear that Chuck Norris' PC will crash.

          :laugh: I'd hate to see that happen. Hmmm, do QA engineering by Chuck Norris standards, that sounds like an article idea :laugh:


          "too much daily WTF for someone..." - Anton Afanasyev

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          • R Rama Krishna Vavilala

            Paul Conrad wrote:

            Chuck Norris should be a honorary member of CP

            He is already a gold member: http://www.codeproject.com/script/profile/whos_who.asp?id=564717[^]

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            lost in transition
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            What scary is he is a 'lurker'. :~


            God Bless, Jason

            DavidCrow wrote:

            It would not affect me or my family one iota. My wife and I are in charge of when the tv is on, and what it displays. I do not need any external input for that.

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            • E Ernest Laurentin

              Search about Chuck Norris is in the top 10 in Yahoo list...I am pretty sure my codeproject buddies have something to do with it. http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/[^] Cheers- Ernest Laurentin

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              lost in transition
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              Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs. Love that one.:-D


              God Bless, Jason

              DavidCrow wrote:

              It would not affect me or my family one iota. My wife and I are in charge of when the tv is on, and what it displays. I do not need any external input for that.

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                What scary is he is a 'lurker'. :~


                God Bless, Jason

                DavidCrow wrote:

                It would not affect me or my family one iota. My wife and I are in charge of when the tv is on, and what it displays. I do not need any external input for that.

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                Ernest Laurentin
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                Watching us for more than 3 years... The first one to talk to him about it will get a beating - Chuck Norris style!:-O Cheers- Ernest Laurentin

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                • E Ernest Laurentin

                  Watching us for more than 3 years... The first one to talk to him about it will get a beating - Chuck Norris style!:-O Cheers- Ernest Laurentin

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                  Paul Conrad
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                  Ernest Laurentin wrote:

                  Watching us for more than 3 years...

                  He keeps the hamsters going whenever Chris is gone on vacation. Just stares them down and they keep the servers going :-D


                  "too much daily WTF for someone..." - Anton Afanasyev

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                  • E Ernest Laurentin

                    Search about Chuck Norris is in the top 10 in Yahoo list...I am pretty sure my codeproject buddies have something to do with it. http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/[^] Cheers- Ernest Laurentin

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                    Vraxx
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                    I was always partial to: Chuck Norris CAN divide by zero. :)

                    "I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another, until you just wish Flanders was dead." [Homer J Simpson]

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                    • E Ernest Laurentin

                      Search about Chuck Norris is in the top 10 in Yahoo list...I am pretty sure my codeproject buddies have something to do with it. http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/[^] Cheers- Ernest Laurentin

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                      Chris Losinger
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                      Chunk Norris is not geek enough. what CP needs are Bruce Schneier facts: Every time Bruce Schneier speaks, a cryptographer dies. Bruce Schneier taught Chuck Norris how to divide by zero as they stood silent in an elevator. When Bruce Schneier plays lotto, he doesn't guess. He determines. Bruce Schneier once decrypted a box of AlphaBits. see, that's geek.

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                      • V Vraxx

                        I was always partial to: Chuck Norris CAN divide by zero. :)

                        "I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another, until you just wish Flanders was dead." [Homer J Simpson]

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                        Clickok
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                        Vraxx wrote:

                        Chuck Norris CAN divide by zero.

                        In truth, the fact that we cannot to divide by zero is this kind of division is reserved TO and FROM Chuck Norris. :-D


                        For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life.(John 3:16) :badger:

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                        • C Chris Losinger

                          Chunk Norris is not geek enough. what CP needs are Bruce Schneier facts: Every time Bruce Schneier speaks, a cryptographer dies. Bruce Schneier taught Chuck Norris how to divide by zero as they stood silent in an elevator. When Bruce Schneier plays lotto, he doesn't guess. He determines. Bruce Schneier once decrypted a box of AlphaBits. see, that's geek.

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                          Vikram A Punathambekar
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                          Bruce Schneier can slam a logic gate.

                          Cheers, Vıkram.


                          After all is said and done, much is said and little is done.

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