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  • C Colin Angus Mackay

    Paul Conrad wrote:

    That is really funny.

    I quite agree! ;)


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    :laugh: I know it was pretty much just a smiley post I did :-O I told Dave Kresowiak that I use :laugh::laugh::laugh: as denoting a very hearty laugh. One that the everyone around me stops, and asks what was so funny :)

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      Mike Hankey
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      That was funny! I heard a joke about that a while back. The pencil being a manual word processor with self correcting mechanism....or something like that! Mike

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        PIEBALDconsult
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        Looks like a hair accessory to me.

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          That was funny! I heard a joke about that a while back. The pencil being a manual word processor with self correcting mechanism....or something like that! Mike

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          El Corazon
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          Mike Hankey wrote:

          self correcting mechanism

          integrated correction mechanism :)

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          • E El Corazon

            Mike Hankey wrote:

            self correcting mechanism

            integrated correction mechanism :)

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            cudos Wasn't really sure how obscure or how old it was and that anyone else would remember. Got my 5 Mike

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              cudos Wasn't really sure how obscure or how old it was and that anyone else would remember. Got my 5 Mike

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              El Corazon
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              Mike Hankey wrote:

              Wasn't really sure how obscure or how old it was and that anyone else would remember.

              it's almost as old as I am. ;)

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                  Shet yo mouf.

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                    gvisgr8
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                    gud one... But I have a Doubt... Why Blondes are considered as Dumb... and Can Chuck Norris understand Blonde jokes...;P;P

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                      gud one... But I have a Doubt... Why Blondes are considered as Dumb... and Can Chuck Norris understand Blonde jokes...;P;P

                      Who am I? Do you know me....:omg:

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                      RoswellNX
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                      i'm not quite sure, but i'm guessing that since blonde women are considered more attractive by some in the western world, the jokes are based on the assumption that the blondes are all body and no brains. Roswell

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                        i'm not quite sure, but i'm guessing that since blonde women are considered more attractive by some in the western world, the jokes are based on the assumption that the blondes are all body and no brains. Roswell

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                        ne0h
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                        Yeah, Paris Hilton :P

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                          Yeah, Paris Hilton :P

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                          _Damian S_
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                          Back from the Marilyn Monroe days of the dizzy blonde... didn't she star in a movie "Blondes have more fun" or something similar?

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                            Ooooh! That's just asking for trouble.

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                              Shet yo mouf.

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                              :laugh::laugh::laugh:


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                                mobilemobile
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                                Whoever thinks this is just downright offensive, raise your hand. Cause I find it very offensive. Maybe if you had said MS Word for rappers. In any case, on very thin ice with this one, it would seem to me.

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                                  Whoever thinks this is just downright offensive, raise your hand. Cause I find it very offensive. Maybe if you had said MS Word for rappers. In any case, on very thin ice with this one, it would seem to me.

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                                  Brent Lamborn
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                                  What makes it any more offensive than the blonde joke? I think it's less offensive. At least there is software involved. :-D


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                                    What makes it any more offensive than the blonde joke? I think it's less offensive. At least there is software involved. :-D


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                                    A) Blondes can change their hair color. B) More than 300 years of slavery and repression.

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                                      Whoever thinks this is just downright offensive, raise your hand. Cause I find it very offensive. Maybe if you had said MS Word for rappers. In any case, on very thin ice with this one, it would seem to me.

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                                      Christian M Jensen
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                                      Does it come with an Ebonics Dictionary? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ebonics[^]

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                                        A) Blondes can change their hair color. B) More than 300 years of slavery and repression.

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                                        lost in transition
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                                        :confused::confused:


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                                          lost in transition
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                                          nice! :-D


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