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  • Mike HankeyM Mike Hankey

    That was funny! I heard a joke about that a while back. The pencil being a manual word processor with self correcting mechanism....or something like that! Mike

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    El Corazon
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    Mike Hankey wrote:

    self correcting mechanism

    integrated correction mechanism :)

    _________________________ Asu no koto o ieba, tenjo de nezumi ga warau. Talk about things of tomorrow and the mice in the ceiling laugh. (Japanese Proverb)

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      Mike Hankey wrote:

      self correcting mechanism

      integrated correction mechanism :)

      _________________________ Asu no koto o ieba, tenjo de nezumi ga warau. Talk about things of tomorrow and the mice in the ceiling laugh. (Japanese Proverb)

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      cudos Wasn't really sure how obscure or how old it was and that anyone else would remember. Got my 5 Mike

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      • Mike HankeyM Mike Hankey

        cudos Wasn't really sure how obscure or how old it was and that anyone else would remember. Got my 5 Mike

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        Mike Hankey wrote:

        Wasn't really sure how obscure or how old it was and that anyone else would remember.

        it's almost as old as I am. ;)

        _________________________ Asu no koto o ieba, tenjo de nezumi ga warau. Talk about things of tomorrow and the mice in the ceiling laugh. (Japanese Proverb)

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            Shet yo mouf.

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              gvisgr8
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              gud one... But I have a Doubt... Why Blondes are considered as Dumb... and Can Chuck Norris understand Blonde jokes...;P;P

              Who am I? Do you know me....:omg:

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                gud one... But I have a Doubt... Why Blondes are considered as Dumb... and Can Chuck Norris understand Blonde jokes...;P;P

                Who am I? Do you know me....:omg:

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                i'm not quite sure, but i'm guessing that since blonde women are considered more attractive by some in the western world, the jokes are based on the assumption that the blondes are all body and no brains. Roswell

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                  i'm not quite sure, but i'm guessing that since blonde women are considered more attractive by some in the western world, the jokes are based on the assumption that the blondes are all body and no brains. Roswell

                  "Angelinos -- excuse me. There will be civility today."
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                  ne0h
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                  Yeah, Paris Hilton :P

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                    Yeah, Paris Hilton :P

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                    _Damian S_
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                    Back from the Marilyn Monroe days of the dizzy blonde... didn't she star in a movie "Blondes have more fun" or something similar?

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                      Ooooh! That's just asking for trouble.

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                        Shet yo mouf.

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                        :laugh::laugh::laugh:


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                          mobilemobile
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                          Whoever thinks this is just downright offensive, raise your hand. Cause I find it very offensive. Maybe if you had said MS Word for rappers. In any case, on very thin ice with this one, it would seem to me.

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                            Whoever thinks this is just downright offensive, raise your hand. Cause I find it very offensive. Maybe if you had said MS Word for rappers. In any case, on very thin ice with this one, it would seem to me.

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                            Brent Lamborn
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                            What makes it any more offensive than the blonde joke? I think it's less offensive. At least there is software involved. :-D


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                              What makes it any more offensive than the blonde joke? I think it's less offensive. At least there is software involved. :-D


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                              A) Blondes can change their hair color. B) More than 300 years of slavery and repression.

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                                Whoever thinks this is just downright offensive, raise your hand. Cause I find it very offensive. Maybe if you had said MS Word for rappers. In any case, on very thin ice with this one, it would seem to me.

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                                Christian M Jensen
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                                Does it come with an Ebonics Dictionary? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ebonics[^]

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                                  lost in transition
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                                  nice! :-D


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                                    A) Blondes can change their hair color. B) More than 300 years of slavery and repression.

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                                    :confused::confused:


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                                      :confused::confused:


                                      God Bless, Jason

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                                      mobilemobile
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                                      Unbelievable! I can't believe that you people don't realize how this part of the thread could be seen as racist, whether it's intentional or not. Now we're getting Ebonics jokes?? This is sickening.

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                                        Lowell Boggs
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                                        And its equally facile with text and graphics!

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                                        • M mobilemobile

                                          Whoever thinks this is just downright offensive, raise your hand. Cause I find it very offensive. Maybe if you had said MS Word for rappers. In any case, on very thin ice with this one, it would seem to me.

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                                          Ed Noell
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                                          I get it. It's not okay to make fun of black people, but it is okay to make fun of blondes. Do I detect a double standard here? I think the Politically Correct thing has gone WAY too far.

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