dog who knows karate - joke
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There once was a young couple who lived in a town filled with crime. After three neighbors' houses had been robbed, the couple decided to get a guard dog. So one day the wife went to the pet store and said, "I need a good guard dog." And the clerk replied, "Sorry, we're all sold out. All we have left is this little Scottie dog. But he knows karate." The wife didn't believe him so he said to the dog, "Karate that chair." The dog went up to the chair and broke it into pieces, then he said to the dog, "Karate that table." The dog went up to the table and broke it in half. So the wife bought the dog and took it home to her husband who was expecting a big guard dog. But then she told her husband that it knew karate, and he said "Karate my ass!" OK don't karate me if you didnt liked it ok.... I still have that dog..;P
Who am I? Do you know me....:omg:
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There once was a young couple who lived in a town filled with crime. After three neighbors' houses had been robbed, the couple decided to get a guard dog. So one day the wife went to the pet store and said, "I need a good guard dog." And the clerk replied, "Sorry, we're all sold out. All we have left is this little Scottie dog. But he knows karate." The wife didn't believe him so he said to the dog, "Karate that chair." The dog went up to the chair and broke it into pieces, then he said to the dog, "Karate that table." The dog went up to the table and broke it in half. So the wife bought the dog and took it home to her husband who was expecting a big guard dog. But then she told her husband that it knew karate, and he said "Karate my ass!" OK don't karate me if you didnt liked it ok.... I still have that dog..;P
Who am I? Do you know me....:omg:
Ha!
K.M.A...! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Peace!-=- James
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Ha!
K.M.A...! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Peace!-=- James
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There once was a young couple who lived in a town filled with crime. After three neighbors' houses had been robbed, the couple decided to get a guard dog. So one day the wife went to the pet store and said, "I need a good guard dog." And the clerk replied, "Sorry, we're all sold out. All we have left is this little Scottie dog. But he knows karate." The wife didn't believe him so he said to the dog, "Karate that chair." The dog went up to the chair and broke it into pieces, then he said to the dog, "Karate that table." The dog went up to the table and broke it in half. So the wife bought the dog and took it home to her husband who was expecting a big guard dog. But then she told her husband that it knew karate, and he said "Karate my ass!" OK don't karate me if you didnt liked it ok.... I still have that dog..;P
Who am I? Do you know me....:omg:
A burglar was tip-toeing through a darkened house, looking for the choicest items to steal. Just as he was pulling the stereo equipment out of its stand, he heard a voice. "Jesus is watching you." The burglar looks around and doesn't see anyone. Maybe it was his imagination. "I said, Jesus is watching you." In a panic, the burglar decides to risk his flashlight. In the corner of the room is a bird cage with a parrot. He steps over to the cage. "Hey, little bird; what's your name?" "Satan", the parrot replies. "Oh man, that's wild. What kind of people name their bird 'Satan'?" asks the burglar. The parrot responds, "The same kind of people who name their Rottweiler 'Jesus'."
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A burglar was tip-toeing through a darkened house, looking for the choicest items to steal. Just as he was pulling the stereo equipment out of its stand, he heard a voice. "Jesus is watching you." The burglar looks around and doesn't see anyone. Maybe it was his imagination. "I said, Jesus is watching you." In a panic, the burglar decides to risk his flashlight. In the corner of the room is a bird cage with a parrot. He steps over to the cage. "Hey, little bird; what's your name?" "Satan", the parrot replies. "Oh man, that's wild. What kind of people name their bird 'Satan'?" asks the burglar. The parrot responds, "The same kind of people who name their Rottweiler 'Jesus'."
Software Zen:
delete this;Yep - remember that one too... Still funny... Peace!
-=- James
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Avoid driving a vehicle taller than you and remember that Professional Driver on Closed Course does not mean your Dumb Ass on a Public Road!
See DeleteFXPFiles -
There once was a young couple who lived in a town filled with crime. After three neighbors' houses had been robbed, the couple decided to get a guard dog. So one day the wife went to the pet store and said, "I need a good guard dog." And the clerk replied, "Sorry, we're all sold out. All we have left is this little Scottie dog. But he knows karate." The wife didn't believe him so he said to the dog, "Karate that chair." The dog went up to the chair and broke it into pieces, then he said to the dog, "Karate that table." The dog went up to the table and broke it in half. So the wife bought the dog and took it home to her husband who was expecting a big guard dog. But then she told her husband that it knew karate, and he said "Karate my ass!" OK don't karate me if you didnt liked it ok.... I still have that dog..;P
Who am I? Do you know me....:omg:
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A burglar was tip-toeing through a darkened house, looking for the choicest items to steal. Just as he was pulling the stereo equipment out of its stand, he heard a voice. "Jesus is watching you." The burglar looks around and doesn't see anyone. Maybe it was his imagination. "I said, Jesus is watching you." In a panic, the burglar decides to risk his flashlight. In the corner of the room is a bird cage with a parrot. He steps over to the cage. "Hey, little bird; what's your name?" "Satan", the parrot replies. "Oh man, that's wild. What kind of people name their bird 'Satan'?" asks the burglar. The parrot responds, "The same kind of people who name their Rottweiler 'Jesus'."
Software Zen:
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Congrats, this was orders of magnitude funnier than the OP's joke.
Yep, this is my one-and-only joke I remember well enough to tell. (much to the disgust of those around me; I never remember who I've told it to)
Software Zen:
delete this;