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    Malcolm Smart
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    I started using Coconut and Almond Oil shampoo and body wash, and it smells absolutely gorgeous. Don't be fooled though - it tastes nothing like it smells. I reckoned if it smelled that nice, then surely it must carry some of the coconut taste. It didn't. Tastes like any shampoo. Fortunately, only had a small swig, but have cleaned my teeth four times and still can't shift the taste.

    "More functions should disregard input values and just return 12. It would make life easier." - comment posted on WTF

    "I haven't spoken to my wife now for 48 hours. I don't like to interrupt her.

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      I started using Coconut and Almond Oil shampoo and body wash, and it smells absolutely gorgeous. Don't be fooled though - it tastes nothing like it smells. I reckoned if it smelled that nice, then surely it must carry some of the coconut taste. It didn't. Tastes like any shampoo. Fortunately, only had a small swig, but have cleaned my teeth four times and still can't shift the taste.

      "More functions should disregard input values and just return 12. It would make life easier." - comment posted on WTF

      "I haven't spoken to my wife now for 48 hours. I don't like to interrupt her.

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      Marc Clifton
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      You need to get one of those edible shampoos and invite your significant other to, um, participate in, um... ah, well, how's the weather where you are? It's been raining all day here. Marc

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        I started using Coconut and Almond Oil shampoo and body wash, and it smells absolutely gorgeous. Don't be fooled though - it tastes nothing like it smells. I reckoned if it smelled that nice, then surely it must carry some of the coconut taste. It didn't. Tastes like any shampoo. Fortunately, only had a small swig, but have cleaned my teeth four times and still can't shift the taste.

        "More functions should disregard input values and just return 12. It would make life easier." - comment posted on WTF

        "I haven't spoken to my wife now for 48 hours. I don't like to interrupt her.

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        Jon Sagara
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        Did you eat paint chips as a kid?

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          You need to get one of those edible shampoos and invite your significant other to, um, participate in, um... ah, well, how's the weather where you are? It's been raining all day here. Marc

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          Malcolm Smart
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          Good idea - the weather has just improved considerbly. My significant other isn't due for a bath for a few more days so I have time to get some in. If I wash her too often her ears get infected, her tail goes really fluffy and her fur starts to go hard.

          "More functions should disregard input values and just return 12. It would make life easier." - comment posted on WTF

          "I haven't spoken to my wife now for 48 hours. I don't like to interrupt her.

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            I started using Coconut and Almond Oil shampoo and body wash, and it smells absolutely gorgeous. Don't be fooled though - it tastes nothing like it smells. I reckoned if it smelled that nice, then surely it must carry some of the coconut taste. It didn't. Tastes like any shampoo. Fortunately, only had a small swig, but have cleaned my teeth four times and still can't shift the taste.

            "More functions should disregard input values and just return 12. It would make life easier." - comment posted on WTF

            "I haven't spoken to my wife now for 48 hours. I don't like to interrupt her.

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            Miszou
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            Malcolm who? ;P


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              Malcolm who? ;P


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              Mark Salsbery
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              The same Malcolm that sends his password to the banks that request it via email!

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                I started using Coconut and Almond Oil shampoo and body wash, and it smells absolutely gorgeous. Don't be fooled though - it tastes nothing like it smells. I reckoned if it smelled that nice, then surely it must carry some of the coconut taste. It didn't. Tastes like any shampoo. Fortunately, only had a small swig, but have cleaned my teeth four times and still can't shift the taste.

                "More functions should disregard input values and just return 12. It would make life easier." - comment posted on WTF

                "I haven't spoken to my wife now for 48 hours. I don't like to interrupt her.

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                Lost User
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                Is it for blondes? :rolleyes: Elaine (fair fluffy tigress)

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                  Is it for blondes? :rolleyes: Elaine (fair fluffy tigress)

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                  Malcolm Smart
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                  There's a blonde in the village here who is always after doing odd jobs. She came the other weekend and I said she could paint the porch with white gloss paint, which I gave her. 20 minutes later she knocked on the door saying she was finished. I thanked her, gave her £5 and then she said, "By the way, it's not a porche, its a ferrari...."

                  "More functions should disregard input values and just return 12. It would make life easier." - comment posted on WTF

                  "I haven't spoken to my wife now for 48 hours. I don't like to interrupt her.

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                    Did you eat paint chips as a kid?

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                    Josh Smith
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                    Jon Sagara wrote:

                    Did you eat paint chips as a kid?

                    Perhaps the green ones tasted like avocado.

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                      There's a blonde in the village here who is always after doing odd jobs. She came the other weekend and I said she could paint the porch with white gloss paint, which I gave her. 20 minutes later she knocked on the door saying she was finished. I thanked her, gave her £5 and then she said, "By the way, it's not a porche, its a ferrari...."

                      "More functions should disregard input values and just return 12. It would make life easier." - comment posted on WTF

                      "I haven't spoken to my wife now for 48 hours. I don't like to interrupt her.

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                      Garth J Lancaster
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                      rotflmao !! (an oldie but a goodie, like me) .. thanks for that Malcolm, it makes sitting here in the office on a Saturday bearable .. 'g'

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                        Did you eat paint chips as a kid?

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                        code frog 0
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                        I've got some green tobasco sauce. It makes anything taste better. Are paint chips good for you?:-D

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                          Good idea - the weather has just improved considerbly. My significant other isn't due for a bath for a few more days so I have time to get some in. If I wash her too often her ears get infected, her tail goes really fluffy and her fur starts to go hard.

                          "More functions should disregard input values and just return 12. It would make life easier." - comment posted on WTF

                          "I haven't spoken to my wife now for 48 hours. I don't like to interrupt her.

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                          Jim Crafton
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                          Way. Too. Much. Information!!!! :)

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                            Jon Sagara wrote:

                            Did you eat paint chips as a kid?

                            Perhaps the green ones tasted like avocado.

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                            No mint. Sometimes you get lucky and a lime one pops in from time to time.

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                              There's a blonde in the village here who is always after doing odd jobs. She came the other weekend and I said she could paint the porch with white gloss paint, which I gave her. 20 minutes later she knocked on the door saying she was finished. I thanked her, gave her £5 and then she said, "By the way, it's not a porche, its a ferrari...."

                              "More functions should disregard input values and just return 12. It would make life easier." - comment posted on WTF

                              "I haven't spoken to my wife now for 48 hours. I don't like to interrupt her.

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                              Why do blonde use short words? So men can understand them ;P

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                                I've got some green tobasco sauce. It makes anything taste better. Are paint chips good for you?:-D

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                                Low in fat high in err... paint?

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                                  I started using Coconut and Almond Oil shampoo and body wash, and it smells absolutely gorgeous. Don't be fooled though - it tastes nothing like it smells. I reckoned if it smelled that nice, then surely it must carry some of the coconut taste. It didn't. Tastes like any shampoo. Fortunately, only had a small swig, but have cleaned my teeth four times and still can't shift the taste.

                                  "More functions should disregard input values and just return 12. It would make life easier." - comment posted on WTF

                                  "I haven't spoken to my wife now for 48 hours. I don't like to interrupt her.

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                                  James Brown
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                                  if you want to try something really different: http://www.thinkgeek.com/caffeine/accessories/5a65/[^] Caffeinated soap.


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                                    I started using Coconut and Almond Oil shampoo and body wash, and it smells absolutely gorgeous. Don't be fooled though - it tastes nothing like it smells. I reckoned if it smelled that nice, then surely it must carry some of the coconut taste. It didn't. Tastes like any shampoo. Fortunately, only had a small swig, but have cleaned my teeth four times and still can't shift the taste.

                                    "More functions should disregard input values and just return 12. It would make life easier." - comment posted on WTF

                                    "I haven't spoken to my wife now for 48 hours. I don't like to interrupt her.

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                                    Ray Cassick
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                                    Malcolm Smart wrote:

                                    swig

                                    :omg: 'swig' and 'shampoo' are not to be used in the same sentence :) I like the small of rubbing alcohol and acetone too but I would never drink them :)


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                                      I've got some green tobasco sauce. It makes anything taste better. Are paint chips good for you?:-D

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                                      code-frog wrote:

                                      I've got some green tobasco sauce.

                                      Isn't that the woosie jalapeño variety? Now the Habanero edition really makes everything taste better.

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                                        Did you eat paint chips as a kid?

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                                        Blake Miller
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                                        Reminds me of those old kiddie jokes: "Looks like poo, smells like poo, feels like poo, tastes like poo..." "Yeah! Good thing we did not step in it!"

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                                          Malcolm Smart wrote:

                                          swig

                                          :omg: 'swig' and 'shampoo' are not to be used in the same sentence :) I like the small of rubbing alcohol and acetone too but I would never drink them :)


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                                          Blake Miller
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                                          Me neither, in case they taste like coconut ... X|

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