Warning : Coconut & Almond Oil Shampoo
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You need to get one of those edible shampoos and invite your significant other to, um, participate in, um... ah, well, how's the weather where you are? It's been raining all day here. Marc
Good idea - the weather has just improved considerbly. My significant other isn't due for a bath for a few more days so I have time to get some in. If I wash her too often her ears get infected, her tail goes really fluffy and her fur starts to go hard.
"More functions should disregard input values and just return 12. It would make life easier." - comment posted on WTF
"I haven't spoken to my wife now for 48 hours. I don't like to interrupt her.
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I started using Coconut and Almond Oil shampoo and body wash, and it smells absolutely gorgeous. Don't be fooled though - it tastes nothing like it smells. I reckoned if it smelled that nice, then surely it must carry some of the coconut taste. It didn't. Tastes like any shampoo. Fortunately, only had a small swig, but have cleaned my teeth four times and still can't shift the taste.
"More functions should disregard input values and just return 12. It would make life easier." - comment posted on WTF
"I haven't spoken to my wife now for 48 hours. I don't like to interrupt her.
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The same Malcolm that sends his password to the banks that request it via email!
Mark Salsbery Microsoft MVP - Visual C++ :java:
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I started using Coconut and Almond Oil shampoo and body wash, and it smells absolutely gorgeous. Don't be fooled though - it tastes nothing like it smells. I reckoned if it smelled that nice, then surely it must carry some of the coconut taste. It didn't. Tastes like any shampoo. Fortunately, only had a small swig, but have cleaned my teeth four times and still can't shift the taste.
"More functions should disregard input values and just return 12. It would make life easier." - comment posted on WTF
"I haven't spoken to my wife now for 48 hours. I don't like to interrupt her.
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Is it for blondes? :rolleyes: Elaine (fair fluffy tigress)
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There's a blonde in the village here who is always after doing odd jobs. She came the other weekend and I said she could paint the porch with white gloss paint, which I gave her. 20 minutes later she knocked on the door saying she was finished. I thanked her, gave her £5 and then she said, "By the way, it's not a porche, its a ferrari...."
"More functions should disregard input values and just return 12. It would make life easier." - comment posted on WTF
"I haven't spoken to my wife now for 48 hours. I don't like to interrupt her.
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Did you eat paint chips as a kid?
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Jon Sagara wrote:
Did you eat paint chips as a kid?
Perhaps the green ones tasted like avocado.
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There's a blonde in the village here who is always after doing odd jobs. She came the other weekend and I said she could paint the porch with white gloss paint, which I gave her. 20 minutes later she knocked on the door saying she was finished. I thanked her, gave her £5 and then she said, "By the way, it's not a porche, its a ferrari...."
"More functions should disregard input values and just return 12. It would make life easier." - comment posted on WTF
"I haven't spoken to my wife now for 48 hours. I don't like to interrupt her.
rotflmao !! (an oldie but a goodie, like me) .. thanks for that Malcolm, it makes sitting here in the office on a Saturday bearable .. 'g'
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Did you eat paint chips as a kid?
Jon Sagara Mike3285: wtf is a palindrome MaroonSand: no its not dude -- Bash.org .NET Blog | Personal Blog | Articles
I've got some green tobasco sauce. It makes anything taste better. Are paint chips good for you?:-D
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Good idea - the weather has just improved considerbly. My significant other isn't due for a bath for a few more days so I have time to get some in. If I wash her too often her ears get infected, her tail goes really fluffy and her fur starts to go hard.
"More functions should disregard input values and just return 12. It would make life easier." - comment posted on WTF
"I haven't spoken to my wife now for 48 hours. I don't like to interrupt her.
Way. Too. Much. Information!!!! :)
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Jon Sagara wrote:
Did you eat paint chips as a kid?
Perhaps the green ones tasted like avocado.
:josh: My WPF Blog[^] Without a strive for perfection I would be terribly bored.
No mint. Sometimes you get lucky and a lime one pops in from time to time.
¡El diablo está en mis pantalones! ¡Mire, mire! Real Mentats use only 100% pure, unfooled around with Sapho Juice(tm)! SELECT * FROM User WHERE Clue > 0 0 rows returned Save an Orange - Use the VCF! VCF Blog
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There's a blonde in the village here who is always after doing odd jobs. She came the other weekend and I said she could paint the porch with white gloss paint, which I gave her. 20 minutes later she knocked on the door saying she was finished. I thanked her, gave her £5 and then she said, "By the way, it's not a porche, its a ferrari...."
"More functions should disregard input values and just return 12. It would make life easier." - comment posted on WTF
"I haven't spoken to my wife now for 48 hours. I don't like to interrupt her.
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I've got some green tobasco sauce. It makes anything taste better. Are paint chips good for you?:-D
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I started using Coconut and Almond Oil shampoo and body wash, and it smells absolutely gorgeous. Don't be fooled though - it tastes nothing like it smells. I reckoned if it smelled that nice, then surely it must carry some of the coconut taste. It didn't. Tastes like any shampoo. Fortunately, only had a small swig, but have cleaned my teeth four times and still can't shift the taste.
"More functions should disregard input values and just return 12. It would make life easier." - comment posted on WTF
"I haven't spoken to my wife now for 48 hours. I don't like to interrupt her.
if you want to try something really different: http://www.thinkgeek.com/caffeine/accessories/5a65/[^] Caffeinated soap.
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I started using Coconut and Almond Oil shampoo and body wash, and it smells absolutely gorgeous. Don't be fooled though - it tastes nothing like it smells. I reckoned if it smelled that nice, then surely it must carry some of the coconut taste. It didn't. Tastes like any shampoo. Fortunately, only had a small swig, but have cleaned my teeth four times and still can't shift the taste.
"More functions should disregard input values and just return 12. It would make life easier." - comment posted on WTF
"I haven't spoken to my wife now for 48 hours. I don't like to interrupt her.
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I've got some green tobasco sauce. It makes anything taste better. Are paint chips good for you?:-D
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code-frog wrote:
I've got some green tobasco sauce.
Isn't that the woosie jalapeño variety? Now the Habanero edition really makes everything taste better.
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Did you eat paint chips as a kid?
Jon Sagara Mike3285: wtf is a palindrome MaroonSand: no its not dude -- Bash.org .NET Blog | Personal Blog | Articles
Reminds me of those old kiddie jokes: "Looks like poo, smells like poo, feels like poo, tastes like poo..." "Yeah! Good thing we did not step in it!"
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Me neither, in case they taste like coconut ... X|
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Reminds me of those old kiddie jokes: "Looks like poo, smells like poo, feels like poo, tastes like poo..." "Yeah! Good thing we did not step in it!"
:laugh: That's pretty funny.
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