Physics JOTD
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Two Cats sitting on a roof. Which one falls off first? The one with the smaller mu! OK, now how many people get that?
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Dalek Dave wrote:
OK, now how many people get that?
10 Now how many people get that?
Maximilien Lincourt Your Head A Splode - Strong Bad
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Dalek Dave wrote:
OK, now how many people get that?
10 Now how many people get that?
Maximilien Lincourt Your Head A Splode - Strong Bad
:puts hand up:
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Wanted: Schroedinger's cat
Dead AND alive"Erwin, what have you been doing to the poor cat? It looks half dead!"
Heisenberg takes his new car for a spin when he's stopped by a traffic cop. The cop asks, "Do you know how fast you were going?"
Heisenberg proclaims, "No, but I know exactly where I am."A proton, a neutron and an electron walk into a bar and ask for drinks. "Drinks are $3 each" says the bartender.
"But we only have $6 between us!" says the electron.
"Don't worry," says the proton, "there's no charge for the neutron"
"Are you sure?"
"I'm positive"Cheers, विक्रम
Be yourself, no matter what they say. - Sting, Englishman in New York.
*laughs hysterically* Why did the chicken cross the road? Albert Einstein: Whether the chicken crossed the road or the road crossed the chicken depends on your frame of reference.
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses to class? Because her students were so bright! What do you get when you cross a teacher with a vampire? Blood tests! What's the difference between boogers and broccoli? Kids wont eat broccoli! Which knight helped King Arthur build his round table? Sir Cumference! Why was the obtuse angle upset? Because he was never right! What's a polygon? A dead parrot!
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:puts hand up:
------------------------------------------- Don't walk in front of me, I may not follow; Don't walk behind me, I may not lead; Just bugger off and leave me alone!!
That makes 10 of us :)
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Cats Mew Mu = Co-efficient of friction Less friction = slides off roof! See, who says physicists don't have a sense of humour!
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Dalek Dave wrote:
See, who says physicists don't have a sense of humour!
Me !
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Dalek Dave wrote:
OK, now how many people get that?
I don't. :~
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µ / mu is commonly used for friction coefficient.
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*laughs hysterically* Why did the chicken cross the road? Albert Einstein: Whether the chicken crossed the road or the road crossed the chicken depends on your frame of reference.
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses to class? Because her students were so bright! What do you get when you cross a teacher with a vampire? Blood tests! What's the difference between boogers and broccoli? Kids wont eat broccoli! Which knight helped King Arthur build his round table? Sir Cumference! Why was the obtuse angle upset? Because he was never right! What's a polygon? A dead parrot!
I love that stuff. Shame you can't get much of it in India. On the rare occassions I go to Pizza Hut, I ask for a salad with extra broccoli. The Sir Cumference joke is very good. :-D
Cheers, विक्रम
Be yourself, no matter what they say. - Sting, Englishman in New York.
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That makes 10 of us :)
[My Blog]
"Visual studio desperately needs some performance improvements. It is sometimes almost as slow as eclipse." - Rüdiger Klaehn
"Real men use mspaint for writing code and notepad for designing graphics." - Anna-Jayne Metcalfednh wrote:
That makes 10 of us
No. 11 now.
Deja View - the feeling that you've seen this post before.
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dnh wrote:
That makes 10 of us
No. 11 now.
Deja View - the feeling that you've seen this post before.
No: 12 now
SSK.
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Wanted: Schroedinger's cat
Dead AND alive"Erwin, what have you been doing to the poor cat? It looks half dead!"
Heisenberg takes his new car for a spin when he's stopped by a traffic cop. The cop asks, "Do you know how fast you were going?"
Heisenberg proclaims, "No, but I know exactly where I am."A proton, a neutron and an electron walk into a bar and ask for drinks. "Drinks are $3 each" says the bartender.
"But we only have $6 between us!" says the electron.
"Don't worry," says the proton, "there's no charge for the neutron"
"Are you sure?"
"I'm positive"Cheers, विक्रम
Be yourself, no matter what they say. - Sting, Englishman in New York.
Vikram A Punathambekar wrote:
Wanted: Schroedinger's catDead AND alive
:laugh:Oh how I laughed. Wipes tear from eye.
Deja View - the feeling that you've seen this post before.
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No: 12 now
SSK.
Actually, yours should have been 100.
Deja View - the feeling that you've seen this post before.
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Dalek Dave wrote:
OK, now how many people get that?
10 Now how many people get that?
Maximilien Lincourt Your Head A Splode - Strong Bad
People who understand Trinary People who don't understand trinary and people who have never heard of trinary!
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No: 12 now
SSK.
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People who understand Trinary People who don't understand trinary and people who have never heard of trinary!
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hehe :laugh:
There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binary and those who don't... ______________________ "Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning." - Rick Cook
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Actually, yours should have been 100.
Deja View - the feeling that you've seen this post before.
Why Pete?
SSK.
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LOL
SSK.
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Two Cats sitting on a roof. Which one falls off first? The one with the smaller mu! OK, now how many people get that?
------------------------------------ Happy Primes Lead to Happy Memories. Don't Google FGI
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Wanted: Schroedinger's cat
Dead AND alive"Erwin, what have you been doing to the poor cat? It looks half dead!"
Heisenberg takes his new car for a spin when he's stopped by a traffic cop. The cop asks, "Do you know how fast you were going?"
Heisenberg proclaims, "No, but I know exactly where I am."A proton, a neutron and an electron walk into a bar and ask for drinks. "Drinks are $3 each" says the bartender.
"But we only have $6 between us!" says the electron.
"Don't worry," says the proton, "there's no charge for the neutron"
"Are you sure?"
"I'm positive"Cheers, विक्रम
Be yourself, no matter what they say. - Sting, Englishman in New York.
Nice one, got my 5.
SSK.
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I love that stuff. Shame you can't get much of it in India. On the rare occassions I go to Pizza Hut, I ask for a salad with extra broccoli. The Sir Cumference joke is very good. :-D
Cheers, विक्रम
Be yourself, no matter what they say. - Sting, Englishman in New York.
My son would like to send you his broccoli. :laugh: He is not very fond of it. Jay
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Two Cats sitting on a roof. Which one falls off first? The one with the smaller mu! OK, now how many people get that?
------------------------------------ Happy Primes Lead to Happy Memories. Don't Google FGI